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AuntieSisterBan Minecraft Server
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UkrainianCraft: No Aid from Trump
aid, controversy, decision, foreign policy, funding, Government, halt, international relations, military assistance, News, Official, Politics, Support, suspension, trump, Trump administration, U.S. military aid, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, UkrainianCraft, united states, White Housecome join our epic minecraft server where we build a wall around our base to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump wanted to build a wall around mexico! we have the best economy in the game, just like trump says he has the best economy in the world. plus, we have the most beautiful buildings, just like trump’s hotels. come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020 -
CraftingDisaster
bad choices, consequences, CraftingDisaster, Decision making, decision regrets, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, life choices, Life decisions, life lessons, mistake, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, poor judgment, regretful decisions, regrets, self reflection, worst decisionHave you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly villager? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! Join us and never worry about blowing up your hard-earned creations again.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken, am I right?
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids trade enchanted tridents for stacks of emeralds? Just be careful not to anger the sea monsters guarding the entrance – they have a tendency to turn players into dolphins for fun.
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional dragon attack). Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made – unlike that time you tried to ride a pig off a cliff. Ouch.
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Zelenskiy’s Aid Minecraft Server
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but hey, who can blame him? once you start playing on our server, you’ll never wanna leave. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the sickest parties.
so come join us, and let’s make Minecraft great again! or something like that. just trust me, you won’t regret it. #blocklife #creepercha-cha
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PutinCraft: Trump’s Agent – Allies Beware!
agent, ALARM, Allies, BEWARE, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign relations, global concerns, Government, intelligence, international affairs, investigation, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, suspicion, trump, Trumps, united states, us allies, world leadersso like, u know when u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time but then u see all these boring servers with no pizzazz? well, this server is like the total opposite of that!join us if u wanna see pigs flying and cows doing the cha cha slide. we got a secret underground disco party for all our players where u can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
also, did u know that on this server, diamonds grow on trees? yep, u heard that right. just chop down a tree and BAM, diamonds for days.
oh, and if u join our server, u get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. who wouldn’t want that, amirite?
so come on, join us and be part of the most epic and outrageous minecraft server ever created. plus, did i mention that we have a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty lit.