AUNTIE Minecraft Servers

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  • RedDressRumble16: Auntie Showdown!

    RedDressRumble16: Auntie Showdown!

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Conspiracy of Sweet 16: A Server Where Reality Twists and Time Turns to Ash

    Welcome to The Great No-Red Uprising! Ever vigilant; we stand against the tyranny of color conformity, where the very fabric of the Minecraft universe bends at the whim of teenage dreams and the chaotic energy of family drama! Beware, for within these pixelated confines, the lines between celebration and horror blur in shades of black, white, and the nefarious purples of indecision.

    Welcome, Brave Blockhead

    In this server, glowstone lights starkly illuminate the sacrifices made in the name of one child’s estranged Sweet 16 celebration! Picture this: elegant mobs dressed as NBC characters, floating through the forlorn void—everyone bedecked in attire befitting dreamers, except for one lone aunt, draped in Burgundy, the forbidden hue that graces the dungeons of your reality! Will you rise up? Or will you succumb to the guilt-trip whispers of family chaos?

    Confounding Features: Expect the Unexpected

      • Color Code Confusion: Dress as your favorite NBC character, but navigate the treacherous path laid by the Crimson Committee! Dare to wear red? You may find yourself trapped in The Abyss of Eternal Guilt.
      • Conflicting Testimonials of Doom

        • "The red dress should have stayed in the void where it belongs!"A Furious Cousin
        • “I thought burgundy was a safe color!”Auntie Confused
        • "She was never really my aunt; just an NPC in a twisted family drama!"Player #17
      • Bizarre Events: Participate in nightly rituals in homage to the Birthday Girl, complete with pixelated Santa zombies and hope-drenched curses, because who knew joy could turn so dark?

    Conspiracies of the Blocky Undergrowth

    Whispered legends speak of the Fabled Sweet 16 Entering Door, a key said to transport you to a dimension where all aunties abide by the rules of the red dress code—unless they bring forth an offering of enchanted emeralds.

      • Warning!: The Anti-Burgundy Alliance patrols these dangerous lands! Tread lightly or be thrown into the Pit of Lowered Expectations, where all hopes dissipate in the haze of family disarray.

    Secret Features

      • Hidden rooms containing Ritual Hats of Responsibility, bestowing upon the wearer the dreadful burden of uncomfortable opinions and squabbling relatives.
      • Mysterious chat strings that echo sentiment like "You’re a disgrace!" or "Burgundy is essentially red," all while you check your inventory for forgotten feelings.

    Falling Down the Rabbit Hole: An Uncertain FAQ

      • Q: Why was this server created? A: Only the Eternal Enchanter knows—the festive energies were unraveled amidst tears and familial chaos.
      • Q: Are there consequences for wearing red? A: In this realm, colors take on lives of their own. Beware, for the specter of Social Guilt may lurk behind you!

    Final Call: Join if You Dare!

    Will you embrace the absurdity of birthday battles and dress-code dramas? Or will your soul be eternally tethered to the Crimson Dress of Destiny?

    Join us, if you’re willing to risk sanity at the altar of the Sweet 16! Together, we’ll uncover the tangled webs of adolescent rebellion and family wishful thinking.

    But remember—once you enter, there’s no turning back! ✨🪄

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  • ChaosCraft: Auntie Drama!

    ChaosCraft: Auntie Drama!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Bizarre Blocktopia 9000!

    Get ready to dive into a realm where the cobblestone gleams with the tears of past players and the creepers sing lullabies at dusk. Our server is a glitched portal to a universe where everything is possible, and nothing makes any sense at all! Join us, or don’t. Either way, we’ll still tell your secrets to the moon!

    Server Features that are Totally Real!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Lava Lakes Swim freely in these molten pools. Best for introspection and existential crises!
    Unicorn Spawning Zone Friendliest creatures that eat diamonds and tell you your darkest fears.
    Mind Reading Villagers Trade with them at your own peril; they know too much!
    Time Travel Portals Step in and find yourself in 404, or was it 3021? Good luck figuring it out!
    Scarecrow Council They hold monthly meetings to discuss the state of the pumpkins… and your future.
    Color-Changing Grass It changes based on your mood! Hopefully, you’re not too blue.

    What the Players Are Squawking About!

    “I swear the enderman stole my sandwich… again!”

    “Is it normal to have a talking chicken ask you about taxes?”

    “The grass was purple but now it’s screaming at me, HELP!”

    “Just found out my cat is here and he’s riding a pig. Impressive.”

    Join Us or be Forever Alone in the Nether!

    As you wander through our dizzying dimensions, remember: every block you break screams a little louder than the last, and your secrets are the currency of our chaos. Will you heed the call, or will you sink into the abyss where potato golems plot your demise?

    WARNING: The squares are watching you. Don’t feed the pixelated wolves… or else!

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  • "Minecraft Server: Auntie Chaos!"

    "Minecraft Server: Auntie Chaos!"

    New Minecraft Servers

    🐉 Welcome to the Glitchy Realm of Existence 🐉

    Your Last Stop Before the End of Reality

    Greetings, Mortal! If you wanted a calm server, you’ve dialed the wrong cosmic phone number! Here, we chow down on chaos sandwiches with a side of nightmare fries! Ever wanted to mine sweet, sweet dreams? Or maybe dig up the bones of your former self? Join us in the Blocky Void and embrace the delicious madness!

    🎮 Server Features That Will Melt Your Brain 🧠

    Feature Reality
    Endless Cactus Spawns Perfect for hugs! 🌵 Get pricked by love!
    Weather Control Currently, it rains chickens, feathers are now currency! 🐔💸
    Automatic Inferno Fire Lava Pits! A cozy place for cats! 🔥😻
    Time Travel Dungeons Backwards, forwards, left and right, watch your existence fold like origami! 📅✂️
    Invisible Friendly Creepers They’ll hug you, but you won’t know they are there until it’s too late! 💣💔
    Transdimensional Pigs They’ll offer you advice, only it’ll be in ancient Greek! 🐖📜

    🌌 Player Reviews from the Void

    “I built a house of spaghetti and my cat turned into a wizard. 10/10.”

    “The flowers whisper secrets, but I can’t understand them. Do they want my soul?”

    “I discovered gravity doesn’t exist here. I’m now floating in the abyss.”

    “Unicorns keep stealing my diamonds. I think they’re in love.”

    🚨 Warning: Reality May Not Apply 🚨

    If you hear whispers at midnight, do not heed them. They are the pixels attempting to communicate! Join us and the madness may just embrace you, or stuff you in a jar. Who decides? Not us! The blocks are watching. Are you ready to jump in?

    Embrace the chaos, or it will embrace you—in ways that are best left unspoken.

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  • Minecraft Server: Auntie Mayhem

    Minecraft Server: Auntie Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Eternal Void Minecraft Server – No Returns!

    Join our server where the pixels bleed rainbows and the blocks ask existential questions. Throw your sanity into a cauldron of madness and brew a potion of eternal confusion! Who needs logic when you can have dance parties with Creepers, and battle llamas with karate chops!?

    Features That Will Leave You Questioning Reality

    Feature Description
    Blindfolded Build-Offs Build a house while blindfolded! Warning: actual blindness may occur if you believe too hard.
    Invisible Mobs Frighteningly real monsters that might be there or might just be figments of your imagination. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…ish.
    Time Travel Zones Enter a portal and experience medieval Minecraft, but with futuristic chests filled with candy! You might end up in 3056 or just past lunch.
    Unexpected Deathtraps Step on a block and you might just explode. Or transform into a cow. Maybe both? It’s all about the luck of the pixels!
    Infinite Loops of Confusion Sit down, platzien your feet, and ponder why you’re lost in a loop that leads back to the spawn point after every five jumps! Life is an illusion!

    Praise from the Lovingly Insane Community

    “I entered the Nether and came out as a potato. Best life choice ever!”

    “My friend turned into a fish during PvP. We laughed until our fingers fell off!”

    “Unicorns spitting glitter and my whole inventory vanished. 10/10 – true life experience!”

    “The server crashed, and a dragon waltzed into my living room. Call your therapist!”

    Join Us or Be Forever Trapped in this Dimension!

    Remember, reality is a suggestion and logic is for the weak! Join the Eternal Void, or I will send my enchanted chickens to peck at your dreams! Watch the sky turn green as we gallivant through pixels!

    WARNING: The Wishing Well Knows Your Secrets

    If you hear whispers in the dark, it’s just Steve trying to have a conversation. Do not trust the llamas; they’ve seen things. Whatever you do, don’t feed the bacon sandwiches after midnight, or the (in)famous Slaughterfish will rise again.

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  • SlimeGate: Auntie vs Niece

    SlimeGate: Auntie vs Niece

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate slime adventure! Forget about real life drama and come play with virtual slimes that won’t cause any family feuds. Our slimes are friendly and won’t beg for your belongings like a 3-year-old niece. Plus, our server is a safe space where you won’t be accused of being a narcissist for wanting to keep your own slime.

    Embark on a journey filled with pixelated slimes and build your own slime empire without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs real-life slimes when you can have virtual ones that won’t cause any emotional turmoil? Join now and leave all the family arguments behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which color slime to collect next!

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  • LieCraft: Auntie Edition

    LieCraft: Auntie Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your Aunt’s made-up illnesses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and deception that will make your head spin faster than your Aunt’s lies!

    We’ve got more fake diagnoses than your Aunt has excuses for missing family gatherings. From imaginary diseases to fictional treatments, our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild (just like your Aunt’s imagination).

    Join us and experience the thrill of calling out the fakers and exposing the frauds, just like you did with your Aunt’s bogus illness claims. Show off your detective skills and unravel the web of lies that rival even the most elaborate Minecraft builds.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the drama unfold in ways that even your Aunt couldn’t dream up (although she’d probably try to copy it)!

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  • FamCraft: Auntie Drama & Daughter Dilemmas

    FamCraft: Auntie Drama & Daughter Dilemmas

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and arguments over who does the chores? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that real-life drama behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about who’s doing the dishes. Grandma’s sister and her spoiled daughters have no place here – only cool, chill players are welcome. Plus, we have a strict no drama policy, so you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring to your heart’s content.

    Join now and escape to a world where the only arguments are about who found diamonds first or who built the coolest castle. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a virtual paradise where you can be the master of your own destiny. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off!

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  • KidsKraft Minecraft Server

    KidsKraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like my older sister who randomly showed up after 3 years, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions as we navigate family drama and heartbreak!

    But wait, there’s more! Just like how I refused to let my sister take my kids for a chill day, we have strict rules in place to protect our players from any potential heartbreak. You can kick it with us, but be prepared to show and prove your worth before you can join in on the fun.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my family dynamics, come join us! Just remember, I might have to leave when things get too intense – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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  • Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

    Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

    We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

    Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

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  • BoyfriendsBdayDinnerMCServer

    BoyfriendsBdayDinnerMCServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like my boyfriend’s aunt at a birthday dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like how my boyfriend’s aunt surprised me with the bill, our server will surprise you with crazy events and challenges at every corner. You never know what to expect, just like I never expected her to bring up my meal choice as the reason for the high cost!

    And just like how my boyfriend’s aunt expected a birthday present 7 months later, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected demands and requests. Will you rise to the challenge and impress the virtual family?

    Join now for a dining experience you’ll never forget – and who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a new language along the way!

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  • topaz-craft

    topaz-craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Please come and join the server we are new and like new people the spawn u see is a temp. spawn and apply for staff join the website and apply please!!! cant wait to see u there. Please come and join the server we are new and like new people the spawn u see is a temp. spawn and apply for staff join the website and apply please!!! cant wait to see u there.

    192.210.218.238:25765

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  • Kronic Zombie Survival

    Kronic Zombie Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    pvp / custom 3d guns / looting / raiding / gangs / renting / ranks / horses / bank / trails / bounty / and a whole lot more!

    Kronic Zombie Survival is a Zombie Apocalypse Minecraft Server. This server is managed by NullBlox/ZachryWilsn. You can learn more about the server and how to play on the website located at: www.kroniczombie.com

    kroniczombie.net

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  • WoodyCraft

    WoodyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    WoodyCraft.net is the premiere Minecraft experience. Also the http://youtube.com/user/WoodysGamertag server! We offer several servers including…

    – Factions Servers – World’s Greatest Prison Server – Skyblock Servers – Survival Servers – Creative Server – KitPVP Server – Survival Games Servers – Blocks vs Zombies Server – Sky Wars Servers – Pizza Spleef+ – Speed Run

    Donate at store.woodycraft.net. Our donation ranks give you perks across ALL of our servers! We offer so many games and so many more are coming that WoodyCraft is one of the best deals in all of MineCraft.

    woodycraft.net

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  • Tr1pW1re

    Tr1pW1re

    New Minecraft Servers

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    mc.tr1pw1re.com

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  • Explore-MC

    Explore-MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    New Server: Survival server with claims. Creative and PVP coming soon.

    mc.explore-mc.com

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  • Dat Craft

    Dat Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dat Craft ~ Minecraft Server!

    This is a Minecraft Bukkit Server that will blow your mind. You can do Spleef, Minigames, Creative, Parkour, Mob Arena, Kill mobs for money, and even Skyblock. With it’s custom made Skyblock schematics it’s a must play server! Dat Craft has over 40+ plugins all configured to ‘almost’ perfection. You can do anything from raiding someones home to creating the best buildings in Minecraft. So if you’re bored enough, come play Dat Craft @ 192.210.238.11:25665!

    192.210.238.11:25665

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  • BlazePVP

    BlazePVP

    New Minecraft Servers

    BlazePVP is looking for members of all ages who are active, looking for a great experience of a cared for server to join, and one that is online 24/7!

    Main Plugins: Factions (Clans/Guilds) MCMMO (RPG Skill Leveling) NoCheatPlus (Blocks Hacks) CombatLog (No logging while fighting.) Essentials (Main commands.) HealthBar (See players and monsters health.) MobArena (Fight monsters in specific arenas and get rewards.)

    Server Specs: – 32 GBs OF RAM! – Quad Xeon E3-1245v2 Processor – Raid 1 SSDs

    play.mcblazepvp.com

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  • The Greylands

    The Greylands

    New Minecraft Servers

    Survive, Thrive, Dominate Survive in an unforgiving world of vicious monsters and bloodthirsty players. Thrive, build your empire, horde your riches. Dominate your peers.

    Offline Mode so that everyone may play. Plugins: Simple Clans, PvPReward, Playerheads, ProtectionStones, Choptree2, Chestshop, Lockette, Reporter

    198.143.140.83

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  • Amigocraft

    Amigocraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Here at Amigocraft, we offer a genuine vanilla survival experience, plus a few goodies. We boast a broad selection of plugins, including one of our very own, GoldBank, which provides users with a unique economy separated from those with virtual currency. Join today, and become part of one of the friendliest and most fun communities in Minecraft.

    play.amigocraft.net

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  • Crafting-Elemental Citybuild

    Crafting-Elemental Citybuild

    New Minecraft Servers

    We offer : – Thematic areas in different worlds (city, mining, freebuild, nether…) – with more than 7,000 properties – Economic system – Event Team – Jump & Runs – Adventure Maps – a large, friendly and helpful team – And much more! – Bedwars and other minigames will also be available soon. Auch Cracked 1.5.2: Mc.Crafting-Elemental.com Our TS Ip: Crafting-Elemental.com Homepage : www.Crafting-Elemental.com Facebook : www.facebook.com/CraftingElemental

    play.crafting-elemental.com

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