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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 566 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!