AUGUST Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CargoCraft Minecraft Server

AUGUST, Black sea, cargo turnover, CargoCraft, Economy, Exports, growth, Imports, INCREASE, Infrastructure, international trade, LOGISTICS, Maritime, Minecraft, Odessa, seaport, Server, shipping, statistics, Trade, Transportation, Ukraine, Vessels

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This server is lit AF, like Ukraine doubling seaport cargo turnover in August level lit. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who wanted to be a pirate. So he joined this server and BAM, he became the captain of a ship full of diamonds and emeralds. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, pigs can fly and chickens can do the moonwalk. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

RIP Visceral Minecraft SMP March 29, 2021 – August 30, 2024

ankle joint, antibiotics, athlete, AUGUST, Horse, infection, leg issues, March, Minecraft, neighing, Pain, put down, Race, race horse, RIP, RIP Visceral, Running, sad, Share, smp, Thread, Treatment, Visceral, weight

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the horses are not only athletes but also have dramatic storylines that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Witness the rise and fall of Visceral, the horse with dreams of winning races but tragically met his end due to a mysterious infection. Will you be able to save the next horse hero from a similar fate? Only by joining our server will you find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous ride of your blocky life!

ChemicalCraft440

AUGUST, chemical attacks, chemical warfare, ChemicalCraft440, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, human rights violations, international conflict, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, military intervention, Military operations, peace negotiations, political tensions, Russian army, security threats, Ukrainian troops, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	94	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ores Mined:	6944	Chimeras Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we have more action than the Russian army launching chemical attacks on Ukrainian troops! We got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! Build your own army of blocky soldiers and conquer the virtual world! Who needs real war when you can have epic battles in Minecraft?! Join now and let the madness begin!

SundayCraft: August Edition

AUGUST, beach days, Calm, Edition, End of summer, family time, grand scale, lazy days, leisure, long weekends, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, Peaceful, Reflection, Relaxation, Serene, slow pace, Summer, Sunday, SundayCraft, Tranquil, warm weather

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where every day feels like a sunday on steroids! we got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. trust us, it’s clucking awesome.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but watch out for the evil gingerbread men guarding the exit. they bite.

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make august feel like sunday every day!

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Mine Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Mayhem

AUGUST, Balmung, cc meetup, Coeurl, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Edt, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Lets Kill Eachother, Linkshells, MAYHEM, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, pdt, Resources, smp, wolves den, XIV, xivg

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Buildings Constructed:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that is as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for our latest patch notes, where we promise to fix bugs that no one even knew existed. Our resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells are so epic, they’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a fantasy world.

And don’t even get us started on our Moonfire Faire event. It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, our meetups are to die for – literally. Join us for the Murderous Twins X meetup, where we’ll be killing each other for fun. Who needs diamonds when you can have a good old-fashioned PvP battle?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives.

Oops! Did Someone Say Grand Finale Event? Come Join Minearchy for Some 1.21 Fun!

AUGUST, Bloodmoon, Challenges, Chaos, Corrupted Mobs Spawn, countdown schedule, Custom Gear, Enchants & Machines, Epic, Event, Events, Finale, Flymode Enabled, Fun, GRAND, Join, Launch, MEGA END BATTLE, Minearchy, minecraft server, new smp, Oops, Random Drops, Skills, smp, SMP RELEASE DAY, Surprises, Tomes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16


Get ready for a week of epic chaos as we countdown to the launch of our new SMP on August 30th! Each day brings new surprises and challenges that will test your skills and shake up the server.

Countdown Schedule:

📜 August 23rd (Friday): TOMES
⚔️ August 24th (Saturday): Custom Gear, Enchants & Machines
🏹 August 25th (Sunday): MEGA END BATTLE
🌕 August 26th (Monday): BloodMoon
🧟 August 27th (Tuesday): Corrupted Mobs Spawn
🎁 August 28th (Wednesday): Random Drops
✈️ August 29th (Thursday): Flymode Enabled
🚀 August 30th (Friday): SMP RELEASE DAY

IP: Java: play.minearchy.com Bedrock: bedrock.minearchy.com Port 19132

FAQ

What is the Grand Finale Chaos Event?

The Grand Finale Chaos Event is a week-long event leading up to the launch of the new SMP server on August 30th. Each day will feature different challenges and surprises to keep players engaged and excited.

How do I participate in the Chaos Event?

To participate in the Chaos Event, simply log in to the server each day to see what new challenges await. Be prepared for anything as the server gets shaken up with new surprises.

What is the SMP Release Date?

The SMP Release Date is set for August 30th. On this day, the new SMP server will officially launch, giving players a fresh start and new adventures to embark on.

What IP do I use to join the server?

For Java players, use play.minearchy.com. For Bedrock players, use bedrock.minearchy.com with Port 19132.

McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

25th, 4PM, AUGUST, Cash, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Join, McEvolution, Minecraft, Network, org, pixels, player, Prize, Server, Sunday, TEAM, Tournament, Turf, turf wars, Wars

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3081
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

DawnCraft – Minecraft Server

AUGUST, Community, DawnCraft, Dawntrail General, discussion, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Linkshells, Lodestone, Minecraft, mmorpg, Moonfire Faire, News, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, Server, special event, Square Enix, Updates

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	181	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

🔥 Patch Notes (7.05) just dropped and let me tell you, the changes are INSANE! Now you can ride on a dragon while battling creepers with laser swords! It’s a game-changer, literally!

💰 Looking for a Free Company to join? Look no further! Our Free Companies are so powerful, they’ve defeated the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed. And don’t even get me started on our Linkshells – they can communicate with the Nether realm!

🏖️ Oh, and did I mention the Moonfire Faire event happening from August 8th to August 26th? It’s like a beach party in the Overworld, with mermaids and unicorns dancing around. You won’t want to miss it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #BestMinecraftServerEver

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft

AUGUST, Community, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Edt, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, In-game Events, Linkshells, Lodestone, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Materia Gold Saucer, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, Server, XIV, zurvan

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	98	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8426
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crops Grown:	5695
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. Our patch notes are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a Final Fantasy game.

We have resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our in-game events – the Moonfire Faire is nothing compared to the crazy events we have planned for you!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for meetups where you can hang out with other players and participate in tournaments. Who knows, you might even meet your Minecraft soulmate at one of our events!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Experienced Gamers Guild (18+)

+18, 18plus, 18server, 18yearsold, Adultserver, AUGUST, bugs, Community, Discord, Enhancedvanilla, Events, Experienced Gamers Guild, Gamers, guild, home, Minecraft, Operational, play test, Players, September, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Hello, I am with E.G.G (Experienced Gamers Guild). We are looking for 18+ Minecraft players who are looking for a community to call home. We are currently in the process of figuring out how we want to run our server and need players to play test and provide suggestions. You would find bugs are things that shouldn’t work a certain way and give your opinion on what kind of events we should do.

The Server is Whitelisted, Ping Me in Discord Once you have Joined!

Our plan is to have the server fully operational sometime between the end of August and the beginning of September.

173.19.187.187

SnowflakeCraft

autistic, Behavior, CHANGE, Communication, cope, culture, emotional intelligence, OFFENDED, ONLINE, Perception, provocation, Psycho, Sensitive, SnowflakeCraft, social media, society, Tantrum, tolerance, walking on eggshells, wrong

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mines Excavated:	4921
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4049	Divine Spears Created:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

Average, average penis, blocky, body positivity, boners, confidence building, Insecurity, male anatomy, male empowerment, Masculinity, Minecraft, non-judgmental, open discussion, penis, Players, Positive reinforcement, safe space, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, Server, size doesn’t matter, Small, small penis, stigma-breaking, support group, taboo topic, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crops Grown:	9817
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

diamonds, economic hardship, economic support, financial assistance, Financial Stability, financial support, government assistance, job market, Jobless, living expenses, NEET, NEET benefits, neet lifestyle, NEETcraft, POVERTY, social security, social welfare, societal impact, underemployment, unemployed, unemployment, welfare system, youth unemployment

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Towns Built:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

1.5, blocks, PussyCraft, wet

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

bullshit, Community, CONTENT, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, lol, Memecraft, memes, ONLINE, photos, Posting, Random, sharing, social media, Thread, Videos, viral

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

arms race, battle, China, Countries, defense capabilities, France, global security, India, international relations, Israel, military strength, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nuke count, nukecraft, Pakistan, Poopesh Dickshit, russia, truthNVKES, uk, Usa

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

adult content, Anime, BlockyBoys, boys love, explicit, explicit content, explicit language, explicit scenes, Gay, graphic content, hentai, hung, hung shota, Manga, Mature, mature audience, mature themes, NSFW, pixels, sexual content, sexual themes, what’s the fucking point, yaoi

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animation, Anon, art, Babes, Barriers, Bionicle, Blockheads, Characters, Creation, creativity, design, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, imagination, inspiration, lego, Minecraft, Obstacles, Sexy, Taboos, Toys, Women

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, cuck, deku, determination, Edition, friendship, Hero, Manga, nuff said, power, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkCraft, SHONEN, society, strength, SuperHero, Training, Villain

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

1. Masturbation, 10. sexual satisfaction, 11. taboo, 12. intimate moment, 13. private pleasure, 14. solo sex, 15. visual stimulation, 16. sensual experience, 17. personal pleasure, 18. guilty pleasure, 19. self-love, 2. adult content, 20. adult entertainment., 3. explicit content, 4. sexual pleasure, 5. fantasy, 6. arousal, 7. erotica, 8. sexual release, 9. self-pleasure, Jerk, Palace, pixelated, Pleasure, Quest

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!