Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This server is lit AF, like Ukraine doubling seaport cargo turnover in August level lit. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who wanted to be a pirate. So he joined this server and BAM, he became the captain of a ship full of diamonds and emeralds. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, pigs can fly and chickens can do the moonwalk. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
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CargoCraft Minecraft Server
AUGUST, Black sea, cargo turnover, CargoCraft, Economy, Exports, growth, Imports, INCREASE, Infrastructure, international trade, LOGISTICS, Maritime, Minecraft, Odessa, seaport, Server, shipping, statistics, Trade, Transportation, Ukraine, Vessels
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RIP Visceral Minecraft SMP March 29, 2021 – August 30, 2024
ankle joint, antibiotics, athlete, AUGUST, Horse, infection, leg issues, March, Minecraft, neighing, Pain, put down, Race, race horse, RIP, RIP Visceral, Running, sad, Share, smp, Thread, Treatment, Visceral, weight
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the horses are not only athletes but also have dramatic storylines that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.Witness the rise and fall of Visceral, the horse with dreams of winning races but tragically met his end due to a mysterious infection. Will you be able to save the next horse hero from a similar fate? Only by joining our server will you find out!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous ride of your blocky life!
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ChemicalCraft440
AUGUST, chemical attacks, chemical warfare, ChemicalCraft440, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, human rights violations, international conflict, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, military intervention, Military operations, peace negotiations, political tensions, Russian army, security threats, Ukrainian troops, war atrocities, War Crimes
LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we have more action than the Russian army launching chemical attacks on Ukrainian troops! We got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! Build your own army of blocky soldiers and conquer the virtual world! Who needs real war when you can have epic battles in Minecraft?! Join now and let the madness begin!
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SundayCraft: August Edition
AUGUST, beach days, Calm, Edition, End of summer, family time, grand scale, lazy days, leisure, long weekends, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, Peaceful, Reflection, Relaxation, Serene, slow pace, Summer, Sunday, SundayCraft, Tranquil, warm weather
come join our epic minecraft server where every day feels like a sunday on steroids! we got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. trust us, it’s clucking awesome.
we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but watch out for the evil gingerbread men guarding the exit. they bite.
our server is so lit, even the ender dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make august feel like sunday every day!
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Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Mine Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Mayhem
AUGUST, Balmung, cc meetup, Coeurl, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Edt, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Lets Kill Eachother, Linkshells, MAYHEM, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, pdt, Resources, smp, wolves den, XIV, xivg
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that is as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!Join us for our latest patch notes, where we promise to fix bugs that no one even knew existed. Our resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells are so epic, they’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a fantasy world.
And don’t even get us started on our Moonfire Faire event. It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, our meetups are to die for – literally. Join us for the Murderous Twins X meetup, where we’ll be killing each other for fun. Who needs diamonds when you can have a good old-fashioned PvP battle?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives.
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Oops! Did Someone Say Grand Finale Event? Come Join Minearchy for Some 1.21 Fun!
AUGUST, Bloodmoon, Challenges, Chaos, Corrupted Mobs Spawn, countdown schedule, Custom Gear, Enchants & Machines, Epic, Event, Events, Finale, Flymode Enabled, Fun, GRAND, Join, Launch, MEGA END BATTLE, Minearchy, minecraft server, new smp, Oops, Random Drops, Skills, smp, SMP RELEASE DAY, Surprises, Tomes
Get ready for a week of epic chaos as we countdown to the launch of our new SMP on August 30th! Each day brings new surprises and challenges that will test your skills and shake up the server. Countdown Schedule:
- 📜 August 23rd (Friday): TOMES
- ⚔️ August 24th (Saturday): Custom Gear, Enchants & Machines
- 🏹 August 25th (Sunday): MEGA END BATTLE
- 🌕 August 26th (Monday): BloodMoon
- 🧟 August 27th (Tuesday): Corrupted Mobs Spawn
- 🎁 August 28th (Wednesday): Random Drops
- ✈️ August 29th (Thursday): Flymode Enabled
- 🚀 August 30th (Friday): SMP RELEASE DAY
IP: Java: play.minearchy.com Bedrock: bedrock.minearchy.com Port 19132
FAQ
What is the Grand Finale Chaos Event?
The Grand Finale Chaos Event is a week-long event leading up to the launch of the new SMP server on August 30th. Each day will feature different challenges and surprises to keep players engaged and excited.
How do I participate in the Chaos Event?
To participate in the Chaos Event, simply log in to the server each day to see what new challenges await. Be prepared for anything as the server gets shaken up with new surprises.
What is the SMP Release Date?
The SMP Release Date is set for August 30th. On this day, the new SMP server will officially launch, giving players a fresh start and new adventures to embark on.
What IP do I use to join the server?
For Java players, use play.minearchy.com. For Bedrock players, use bedrock.minearchy.com with Port 19132.
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McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)
25th, 4PM, AUGUST, Cash, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Join, McEvolution, Minecraft, Network, org, pixels, player, Prize, Server, Sunday, TEAM, Tournament, Turf, turf wars, Wars
Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org
Overview:
Date Time Event Prize August 25th 4pm EST 80 Player Turf Wars Tournament Cash prize for winning team Discord:
Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj
FAQ:
Question Answer How many players can participate in the tournament? 80 players What is the prize for the winning team? Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event How many players are in a team? Teams of 5 Can I bring my friends to participate? Yes, bring your friends to form a team
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DawnCraft – Minecraft Server
AUGUST, Community, DawnCraft, Dawntrail General, discussion, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Linkshells, Lodestone, Minecraft, mmorpg, Moonfire Faire, News, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, Server, special event, Square Enix, Updates
🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟🔥 Patch Notes (7.05) just dropped and let me tell you, the changes are INSANE! Now you can ride on a dragon while battling creepers with laser swords! It’s a game-changer, literally!
💰 Looking for a Free Company to join? Look no further! Our Free Companies are so powerful, they’ve defeated the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed. And don’t even get me started on our Linkshells – they can communicate with the Nether realm!
🏖️ Oh, and did I mention the Moonfire Faire event happening from August 8th to August 26th? It’s like a beach party in the Overworld, with mermaids and unicorns dancing around. You won’t want to miss it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #BestMinecraftServerEver
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Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft
AUGUST, Community, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Edt, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, In-game Events, Linkshells, Lodestone, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Materia Gold Saucer, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, Server, XIV, zurvan
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. Our patch notes are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a Final Fantasy game.
We have resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our in-game events – the Moonfire Faire is nothing compared to the crazy events we have planned for you!
But wait, there’s more! Join us for meetups where you can hang out with other players and participate in tournaments. Who knows, you might even meet your Minecraft soulmate at one of our events!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Experienced Gamers Guild (18+)
+18, 18plus, 18server, 18yearsold, Adultserver, AUGUST, bugs, Community, Discord, Enhancedvanilla, Events, Experienced Gamers Guild, Gamers, guild, home, Minecraft, Operational, play test, Players, September, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted
Hello, I am with E.G.G (Experienced Gamers Guild). We are looking for 18+ Minecraft players who are looking for a community to call home. We are currently in the process of figuring out how we want to run our server and need players to play test and provide suggestions. You would find bugs are things that shouldn’t work a certain way and give your opinion on what kind of events we should do.The Server is Whitelisted, Ping Me in Discord Once you have Joined!
Our plan is to have the server fully operational sometime between the end of August and the beginning of September.
173.19.187.187
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/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General
Battle Brothers, bugs, codes, Community, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, epic online services, focus entertainment, general, jolly coop squad, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, lore wiki, Marine, MATCHMAKING.., Patch 3.0, PvP, ROADMAP, smp, Space, space marine 2, Steam, Submission, warhammer 40k
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.
But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”
So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!
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BlockParty Minecraft Server
abusive relationships, blockparty, communication breakdown, dealing with children, disrespectful behavior., emotional boundaries, emotional moment., emotional outburst, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family tension, Grieving Process, handling emotions, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, yelling at kidsLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.
But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?
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CraftyDrunkWifeFTW
alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectationsAre you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!
Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!
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MythicalSMPPlayer23
Creature, dream, FANTASY, folklore, imagination, legend, MAGICAL, mystical, mythical abilities, mythical animal, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical form, mythical identity, mythical powers, mythical realm, mythical transformation, mythical world, MythicalSMPPlayer23, Supernatural
Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!
But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.
So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!
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BlockyBreakups
Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, TrustAre you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.
So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.
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SeaCraft Minecraft Server
Asia, Attack, Conflict, CREW, Defense, Dispute, fishing boat, Incident, injured, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SeaCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, state media, Territorial, Vietnamese, violenceYo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.
So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
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NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm
Alliance, Defense, Diplomacy, DutchNews.nl, eastern europe, Euro-Atlantic integration, european security, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Mark Rutte, military cooperation, nato, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Realm, Ruttes, SECURITY, security alliance, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict
lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident
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Crafty Culture Minecraft Server
country ranking, country rating, Crafty, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural perception, cultural reputation, Cultural significance, culture, DEBT, Development, economic stability, France, importance of culture, international scene, loans, Minecraft, national identity, Server, subpar development, western country
Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
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The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP
achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, successAre you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)
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SecondJobSteve’sServer
Accountability, breach of trust, business ethics, consequences, Decision making, Employee, employment, firing, income, Management, Professionalism, Reliability, second job, SecondJobStevesServer, Small Business, time theft, tough times, Trust, Warning, work ethic, work performanceWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!
So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!