Aug. 9 2024 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyGenderLawsTaiwan2024

Aug. 9 2024, controversy, court case, CraftyGenderLawsTaiwan2024, defamation, discrimination, equality, gender claims, HUMAN RIGHTS, Iba, Justice, lawsuit, legal action, LGBTQ, Lin Yu-ting, Media, News, social justice, taiwan, Taiwan news, transgender rights

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

hey u, ya u reading this, do u like minecraft? do u like to laugh and have a good time? well do i have the server for u!

join our server for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans u will ever experience in ur blocky life. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than steve himself.

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells dad jokes. not only that, but u will also have the chance to battle the legendary ender dragon while riding a rainbow-colored llama.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a part of the most epic minecraft community in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. just ask our resident parrot, he can’t stop squawking about how awesome it is.

see u in the game, fellow blockheads!

BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

biomedical engineering, Blood Monitoring, Blood-Powered, Blood-Powered Chip, Bloodcraft, Chip, health, Health Innovation, health monitoring, health tech, health tracking., Healthcare, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, monitor, novel, Novel Chip, real-time, Real-Time Monitoring, realtime, Technology, Wearable Health Devices, wearable tech

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Towns Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	144
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	9570
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, ayakashi triangle, AyakashiCraft, BETRAYAL, Drama, FANTASY, friendship, Jealousy, Love Triangle, Manga, manga characters, manga series, matsuri, Minecraft, relationship, romance, Secrets, senpai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, suzu, work

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	New Chunks Explored:	954754
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!

BlockyCoincidence Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, BlockyCoincidence, chance, Coincidence, crazy, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, Server, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that it’s actually a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon bizarre coincidences and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows, you might even discover a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft – join us now!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, career, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, fallacies, false beliefs, generalizations, inaccuracies, Industry, Job, line of work, Misconception, misconceptions about work, misinterpretations, misunderstandings, Myths, preconceptions, Profession, Stereotypes, work

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

People often think that running a Minecraft server is just about building cool structures and surviving in the virtual world. But let me tell you, on our server, it’s a whole different ball game. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. If you don’t comply, they will unleash their army of zombie chickens on you. But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja pandas who will protect you and help you navigate through this crazy llama-filled world. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the llama uprising!

MarijuanaManiaCraft

Brazil, Brazilian law, Cannabis, court ruling, crime, criminal justice, decriminalization, drug laws, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug reform, law, Legal System, legalization, majority, Marijuana, MarijuanaManiaCraft, Possession, SUPREME COURT, top court

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we be livin’ like the top court in Brazil – chillin’ and smokin’ that sweet Mary Jane without a care in the world! Who needs to worry about possession when you can be building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds in Minecraft? Join us and be part of the dankest community around. Plus, our PvP battles are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re floating on a cloud of smoke. So come on, join us and let’s blaze it up together!

StickShift80sKarate

1980s, 70s, 80s, 90s, ALI, classic, Coming of Age, cultural references, Daniel, driving stick, film, Martial Arts, mom, Movie, Nostalgia, Setting, StickShift80sKarate, The Karate Kid, time period

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Potions Brewed:	140
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn karate like the karate kid!!! we got senseis who will teach u how to wax on, wax off while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

we even have a secret dojo where u can challenge other players to epic karate battles to see who is the ultimate karate master of the server.

plus, if u join now, u get a free bonsai tree to decorate ur virtual minecraft house with. so come on, join now and become the karate king of the minecraft world!!!

AntidepressantDropOutsCraft

antidepressant withdrawal, AntidepressantDropOutsCraft, antidepressants, cost effective, GP support, Healthcare, long-term use, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, prescription drugs, psychological support, Quitting, Recovery, scale, study, support system, Therapy, Treatment, UK researchers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7302
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server and you’ll be so happy you’ll quit taking antidepressants! Our server is so lit that even the saddest of sad bois will be all smiles. Our players are like therapists, but way cheaper and way more fun. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So ditch those meds and come join the party!