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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8673 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.