UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!

$2 billion, accounting errors, aid, audit findings, budget discrepancies, defense department, financial accountability, financial aid, financial irregularities, financial missteps, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, funding discrepancies, Government, international relations, investigation, military assistance, Mismanagement, Oopsie, pentagon, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	96
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!

SpicyCraft: Masochist Edition

culinary delights, culinary masochism, culinary pleasure, culinary satisfaction, Edition, extra spicy, fiery flavors, flavor explosion, food lovers, food obsession, food porn, gastronomic pleasure, heat seekers, hot and spicy, indulgence, masochist, masochists, spicy addiction, spicy cravings, spicy food, SpicyCraft, taste buds, tongue tingling

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Votes:	1014
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!!! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers!! plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur diamonds into pizza slices!! u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server, so come join da fun and let’s make some memories together!! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire?? yea, u heard me right, rainbow fire!! so what are u waiting for?? come join da madness now!!! 🌈🔥🍕🐉 #bestserverever

PolyCraft: Gut Microbiota Edition

alterations, Edition, endocrinology, Gut, gut health, Gut microbiota, health, homogeneity, hormonal disorder, hormonal imbalance, inflammation, insulin resistance, metabolism, Microbiome, microbiota, microbiota diversity, PCOS, phylogenetic diversity, Polycraft, polycystic ovary syndrome, reproductive health, research, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Yo, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da craziest research on Polycystic ovary syndrome, bro! Our gut microbiota be poppin’ off with homogeneity and phylogenetic diversity like you never seen before! Like, our cows in the game be producing rainbow milk, man! And our chickens layin’ golden eggs, no cap! Join now and be part of dis wild adventure, fam!

Akoot&Co – Where We Promote Mediocre Building Skills and Host Events Just for Fun! No Map Resets, Just Chaos!

Adventure, AkootCo, bedrock, Brewery, building, Chaos, Chill, Custom, Events, Features, Frustrated, Fun, Geyser, Gradients, Haven, host, integration, Lag, Lore, Map, mediocre, Medium-scale, Nations, Optional, pioneering, promote, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Timed, Unlimited

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

Our server is the ultimate destination for a classic Minecraft experience. Join us and explore a semi-vanilla world with quality-of-life enhancements.

Features

Feature	Description
Discord Server	Discord + Minecraft integration
World Map	Dynmap
Bedrock Support	Geyser
Unlimited Homes	No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	Optional per player
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles	Personalize your rank and title
Text Formatting	Includes gradients
Brewery	Enhances gameplay without being game-breaking
Big Boy Ram and Processor	Minimal lag

Join us Now!

No application required. Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.20.6

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is there land claiming on the server?

No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

Can I have unlimited homes?

Yes, you can set up unlimited homes on the server.

Do you offer timed ranks and custom titles?

Yes, we have a system for timed ranks and custom titles for players.

What is the Discord server for?

Our Discord server is integrated with Minecraft for easier communication and community interactions.

Do you support Minecraft Bedrock edition?

Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.

GeGeGeCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, animated film, animation, classic anime, family friendly, folklore, GeGeGe no Kitaro, GeGeGeCraft, Ghosts, Good movie, japanese film, Japanese folklore, Kitaro series, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, mystery movie, Mystery of GeGeGe, Server, Spirits, Supernatural, The Birth of Kitaro, yokai, Yokai monsters

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	150524
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	91
Endless Night Skies:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in the middle of a battle between a herd of angry llamas and a gang of mischievous pigs. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining! And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted chickens who can grant you three wishes if you can find them. And let’s not forget about the legendary dance party that happens every full moon, where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you say “goddamn this is a good movie,” then look no further. Join us and prepare for the most wild and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

SalviaCraft Minecraft Server

altered state, consciousness exploration, dmt, drug experience, experiential, hallucinogen, inner exploration, Intensity, Legal, legal highs, Maryland, mind expansion, mind-altering, Minecraft, plant medicine, psychedelic, psychoactive, Salvia, SalviaCraft, Self Discovery, Server, Spiritual Journey, trip

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ores Mined:	3884	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Looking for a wild ride that’s legal in Maryland? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise an experience even more intense than DMT, but with a twist – you’ll be building and exploring in a whole new world while under the influence of salvia. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with? Join us for a trip like no other – just make sure to have a friend nearby to guide you through the virtual world!

DadRage Minecraft Server

aita, Birthday Party, consequences, DadRage, DEBT, Divorce, Drama, family dynamics, family gathering, Father, grandchildren, Inheritance, Minecraft, parent-child dynamic, relationship, Remarried, Resentment, self made man, Server, Siblings, social media, Toddler, Wedding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mines Excavated:	3873	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of fun and adventure, where the only consequences are losing your loot in a creeper explosion!

We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, which is why we offer two birthday parties for your son in-game. That’s right, double the celebration, double the fun! Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have a virtual party with us?

And don’t worry about toxic relationships with your parents, our server is all about building positive connections with fellow players. Plus, we won’t write you out of any virtual wills, so you can rest easy knowing your Minecraft inheritance is secure.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s drama-free and full of excitement. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with us? Join now and leave the real-life consequences behind!

NoKidsWeekendFun

Babysitting, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, family, family dynamics, Guilt, nephew, Niece, NoKidsWeekendFun, Obligations, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Siblings, social life, Support, Tension, weekends, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries and self-care? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and drama-free zones.

Are you tired of feeling like babysitting your sister’s kids every weekend is an obligation rather than a choice? Well, on our server, you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can prioritize your own needs without any guilt trips!

Just like the OP’s sister, our server is full of demanding NPCs who will try to guilt-trip you into doing their bidding. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand up for yourself and set boundaries without facing any backlash from your virtual family members.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can prioritize your own well-being while still having a blast, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and taking care of yourself?

ImpressiveCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, Advancements, breakthroughs, CHANGE, culture, Development, discoveries, Evolution, growth, Impressive.., ImpressiveCraft, Improvement, innovation, Milestones, Minecraft, Modernization, progress, revolution, Science, Server, society, Technology, transformation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	826	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Back in the day, people would have been amazed by a simple color TV, but now we’ve got pixelated dragons and talking llamas!

Our server is so cutting-edge, we have villagers who are actually secret agents in disguise, ready to trade you diamonds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s weakness. Plus, our Nether realm is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about! Who needs hoverboards and self-driving cars when you can have a pet zombie pigman who moonwalks on command? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the most mind-blowing Minecraft server of all time!

Pixel Peril

bizarre causes of death, bizarre fatalities, bizarre medical cases, medical mysteries, mysterious deaths, mysterious fatalities, Peril, PIXEL, rare causes of death, rare health conditions, rare medical conditions, strange fatalities, strange health conditions, strange medical cases, surprising fatalities, unbelievable deaths, uncommon causes of death, uncommon mortality, unusual causes of death, unusual fatalities, unusual mortality, unusual mortality rates

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9945	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll face death in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being crushed by a falling cow, suffocating in a block of cheese, or getting eaten by a pack of rabid chickens. With our unique and outrageous causes of death, you’ll never know what’s coming next!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also have the chance to battle the legendary Ender Dragon…with nothing but a wooden spoon! Can you survive this epic challenge and come out victorious? Only the bravest and most skilled players will prevail.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable deaths in Minecraft history. Just remember, you never know what’s lurking around the corner, so watch your back and prepare for the unexpected!

SwissSlice Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SwissSlice

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Potions Brewed:	35	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where craziness reigns supreme! we have machete-wielding neighbors attacking each other in switzerland, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! watch out for flying babies and insane battles as you explore our wild and wacky world. join now for the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

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