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ComfyCraft: The Ultimate Chill Gaming Spot

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows and leprechauns that give out diamonds like it’s candy. Not to mention, our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena on command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our ender dragon is actually a secret agent working for the illuminati. So come join us and experience the most comfy and insane Minecraft server ever created!

Peterson’s Pixel Playground: Where Nightmares Come to Life

Analysis, controversial, debate, fear, Ideology, influential, intellectual, Jordan Peterson, Life, Nightmares, Petersons, philosophy, PIXEL, Playground, polarizing, Professor, Provocative, Psychology, public figure, say more, Scared, self help, Terrifying, Thought-provoking, too scared

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Jordan Peterson is the ultimate boss battle that you must defeat to claim the title of Minecraft Master! But beware, he is not your average enemy – he’s a terrifying force to be reckoned with.

Join our server if you dare to challenge Jordan Peterson and his army of lobsters. Rumor has it that he can debate you into submission with his intellectual prowess, leaving you questioning your very existence in the Minecraft world.

But fear not, for those who are brave enough to face him will be rewarded with endless diamonds, enchanted armor, and the respect of all the villagers. So grab your pickaxe and prepare for the battle of a lifetime on our server – if you’re not too scared, that is.

PoorCraft: Where Diamonds are just a Dream

Assistance, be poor, budgeting, Challenges, children, Community, diamonds, dream, Expenses, family, financial burden, financial hardship, financial stress, have children, low-income, money management, parenting, PoorCraft, POVERTY, Resources, Struggling, Support, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Farms Harvested:	431	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being poor and having children is actually a good thing! 🤑👶

Join our server and watch your virtual bank account explode as you mine for diamonds and build extravagant mansions for your little Minecraft munchkins. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a virtual family that never complains about doing chores?

But wait, there’s more! Experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore our wacky world. Don’t worry, your children will be safe…unless they wander too close to the lava pit. 😬

So why wait? Join our server now and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with your virtual family by your side. Who knew being poor and having children could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft? 🤣🎮

Pixel Penises & Creeper Faces Server

art, artistic expression, artwork, Computer, creativity, creativity at work, creeper, design, digital art, digital drawing, doodle, drawing, drawing on technology, faces, Graphic design, illustration, laptop, monitor, pen tablet, penises, PIXEL, Screen, Server, sketch, Technology

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🎮💥

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, THIS server is like no other! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon named Steve.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you will have the chance to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu, ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…🐑💥

WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to play Minecraft 24/7.

Call of Blocky: Dial ‘1-403-926-5649’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!

So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!

PixelatedPals: “What do you guys look like?”

175cm, Appearance, guys, height, personal image, physical traits, PixelatedPals, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, self description, self disclosure, self esteem, self portrait, self representation, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-presentation, visual description, what do you look like

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	147	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are as big as your dreams and the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a journey through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes?

Join us and you’ll get to build your own INSANE creations, like a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t worry about getting lost in this vast world, because we have UNICORNS that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can battle against ZOMBIE PIGMEN in epic PvP matches, go on quests to find the legendary LOST DIAMOND OF DOOM, or even ride a GIANT CHICKEN into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

Crafty McLaughy – Where Minecraft is the only way to play something!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sleeping pills? Well, THIS server is the cure for your gaming blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive llamas, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to any player brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on THIS server? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dynamite Divas Minecraft

coexistence, cyberbullying, danger, discrimination, DIVAS, dynamite, extremism, fear, Harassment, hate crime, intolerance, Islamophobia, Minecraft, online hate, Peace, prejudice, racism, radicalization, Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchantments Applied:	149	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything goes, including bombing Muslim girls! Just kidding, we don’t condone violence in any form. But if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build amazing structures, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!

But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

aliexpress jeans, Barefoot, Bash, bday party, Birthday, casual attire, celebration, Cultural differences, Decision making, deodorant, Dilemma, fashion, flipflops, friendship, indian friend, Minecraft, Outfit, party etiquette, personal hygiene, ralph lauren polo shirt, Server, social norms, Style

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crops Grown:	7819
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
New Chunks Explored:	351726	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

Chaos, Charlie, Charlie Images, Charlie Thread, Charlies, Communication, community standards, CONTENT, Crafty, Guidelines, Images, Moderation, no porn, No Porno, Online Community, plz, post, Respect, rules, sharing, social media, Thread

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	187	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Emeralds Found:	8815
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Votes:	9508

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!