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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9581 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS GROWING ON TREES AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT SING OPERA.
IF YOU JOIN DIS SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET CAVE FILLED WITH CHICKENS WEARING TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. OR MAYBE YOU’LL STUMBLE UPON A VILLAGER VILLAGE WHERE THEY ALL SPEAK IN SHAKESPEAREAN ENGLISH.
SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE GRASS IS PURPLE AND THE CREEPERS GIVE OUT FREE HUGS. IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE.
