But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s this secret underground lair where all the players go to have epic dance parties, like we’re talking disco balls, lava pits, the whole shebang. And the best part? The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, like how cool is that?
Oh, and did I mention the flying llamas? Yeah, that’s right, you can ride a llama through the sky while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were the best builder in the land. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged their house with exploding chickens! It was a clucking disaster, but oh boy was it hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Discord and join our mumble server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of building on the side. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
Join our server and post yourself for all to see! As long as you meet the requirement of having less than 10 viewers, you’re in! And if you’re wondering how to gain more viewers, just remember that entertainment is subjective. But hey, having a super appealing Minecraft skin and top-notch audio quality can’t hurt, right?
So come on down to our server and start your journey to virtual stardom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have a whole eleven viewers tuning in to watch you mine diamonds and build epic structures. The sky’s the limit (or should we say, the build height limit is the limit)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground movie theater where players can gather to watch films together. And thanks to our special popcorn blocks, you can munch on delicious virtual popcorn while enjoying the show.
So why settle for muffled dialogue in movies when you can join our Minecraft server and experience movie magic like never before? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your ears delighted)!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and into the depths of the Nether? No problem!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs channels when you have unlimited possibilities at your fingertips? Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraftin’!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a chorus of German chuubas singing sweet melodies in your ears. Our audio setup is so top-notch, you’ll feel like you’re right there in the room with them. Improve your German listening comprehension while having the time of your life!
But that’s not all – we have Jinja and EineLotta themselves making special appearances on our server. They’ll guide you through the world of Minecraft with their soothing voices and expert tips. Who needs boring old tutorials when you have these legends by your side?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
LacklusterSMP is a new and improved vanilla SMP experience. Play with friendly players, immersive world building with advanced plugins, and active staff.
play.lacklustersmp.net
| Java IP | play.ExeosCraft.com |
|---|---|
| Bedrock IP | play.ExeosCraft.com:19132 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/exeoscraft |
| Trailer Link | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU |
ExeosCraft has been running smoothly since June 2020 without any resets.
No, donations are entirely optional. Our server is built on the principle of fairness for all players.
ExeosCraft is a safe and inclusive space for all players. Hate speech is strictly prohibited on our server.
Absolutely! Join our Discord community and share your ideas for player-driven updates.
ExeosCraft is optimized for both Java and Bedrock players, with unique features tailored to enhance the gameplay experience for Bedrock users.
You can use the Land Claim feature on ExeosCraft to protect all your precious builds from griefing.
Yes, the server difficulty on ExeosCraft is set to Hard, providing a challenging gameplay experience for all players.
All donator perks are available through free, in-game means, allowing all players to enjoy the benefits without the need for purchases.
Join our server for a chance to win epic loot in our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign. Who knows, you might even score a legendary mount or weapon that will make all your friends jealous.
But wait, there’s more! Join our in-game events like the Tural Thread Throwdown where you can battle it out against other players in an epic sewing competition. Or how about participating in the /xivg/ Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer? Show off your mad Mahjong skills and earn bragging rights for days!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, come hang out with us at our meetups. Meet fellow players at Sephirot, Tuliyollal Instance 1 for a Thread Throwdown or head over to the Wolves’ Den Pier for a Casual CC Sync Meetup. Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a giant Cuchulainn on top of a ship in the middle of the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server!
Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!
Are you tired of carrying the burden of taking care of your virtual baby all by yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in sharing the load. Just like this player’s husband who needs to wake up for night feedings if he wants to sleep in, you too can experience the joys of virtual parenthood with a twist.
Join us and experience the thrill of pumping virtually, ensuring you always have milk in the fridge and freezer for those late-night gaming sessions. And don’t worry about missing out on sleep, because on our server, everyone takes turns waking up for night feedings. It’s a win-win situation for all!
So come on down to our server and experience the joy of virtual parenting like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so realistic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and let the fun begin!
Are you tired of feeling suffocated in the car as she recounts every minute detail of her life? Well, on our server, you can drive in peace without the fear of never-ending monologues about her past experiences.
Take a break from the anxiety-inducing road trips and join us for some relaxing Minecraft gameplay instead. No more frantic runs to escape the chatter, just pure gaming fun!
So come on over and join our server, where you can finally have some peace and quiet away from the non-stop storytelling. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from your girlfriend’s never-ending tales?
Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
One time, this dude joined and he built a castle so epic that he actually turned into a dragon in real life. Like, he started breathing fire and flying around and stuff. It was wild, man.
And then there was this other player who accidentally turned into a unicorn because she built a rainbow bridge to the clouds. Now she prances around the server spreading rainbows and glitter everywhere. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale, man.
So, like, if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, soul-building, universe-exploring adventure, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.
join this server if you want to be part of something bigger than yourself, something that will make you feel like you belong. plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest events you’ve ever seen. like one time, we had a giant statue of Donald Trump made entirely out of diamonds. it was so shiny and beautiful, just like our leader.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become part of the most loyal and dedicated community in Minecraft. who knows, maybe one day you’ll even become the next leader of our cult of personality. but for now, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. it’s gonna be one heck of a journey.
A Minecraft SMP with Cosmetics, Events, Crates, Marriages, Land Claims, Minions, and More! Come play and bring your friends to enjoy the ultimate survival experience! We hope you get to enjoy a warm stay on MCXP, forever and always.
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