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High Res Flac Minecraft SMP Video Enjoying Player

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Gods Slained:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of listening to low-quality music while playing Minecraft on other servers? Are you sick of waiting forever just to post a meme on some boring image board? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we only use the highest quality music players for all your FLAC needs. Plus, you can post all the shitposts you want without any ridiculous wait times. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and experience the ultimate in high-res music and meme posting madness!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Crafty Imposters

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	2120	Farms Harvested:	646
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Star Shards Collected:	179
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	187	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Farms Harvested:	636	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Blockheads R Us

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

LOLcraft: Smiles for Miles

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	656606
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Pixelated Pervs and Prodigies: The AI-Generated Minecraft Madness

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Welcome to oppais your loli edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a block merging feature that will blow your mind! Merge blocks like never before and create the ultimate structures.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special animation feature that will bring your creations to life. Watch as your buildings dance and sing in perfect harmony. And don’t even get us started on our Controlnet system – it’s so advanced, it’s practically magic!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on oppais your loli edition server!

MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!