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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2704 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 559 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 |
Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is afraid to join because he knows he can’t handle the madness. We have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a weekly Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: the dragon always wins).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get your very own pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep him fed with rotten flesh, of course). Plus, our community is so awesome that even the villagers are throwing block parties every night.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Skip the silence and come party with us!