Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation mishap. And don’t even get us started on the PvP battles – they’re more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds.
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We have factions fighting over who gets to control the enchanted forest, players forming secret alliances to overthrow the ruling class, and even a rumor that Trotsky himself has risen from the dead to lead a revolution against the mods!
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