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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2725 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
We offer the most thrilling experiences, like navigating stairs in the dark without a cpap, driving to the ER in the middle of the night, and arguing with nurses and wives about the best course of action. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ice packs and Tylenol to go around!
Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen – from planning a week-long visit with your MIL after a staircase mishap to debating whether or not it’s safe for your kids to ride with her. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the chaos begin – just remember to buckle up (or at least hold onto the railing)!