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CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong

blocking users, boundary setting, childfree lifestyle, creep behavior, CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong, cyberbullying, digital boundaries, Instagram accounts, internet safety, online boundaries, online communication, online friendships, online harassment, online relationships, online safety, personal space, privacy concerns, respecting boundaries, setting limits, social media etiquette, toxic friendships

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Votes:	7568	Enchantments Applied:	218
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Magic Items Found:	3814

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy online “friends” like Mike and just have a blast building and exploring with fellow gamers!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with hilarious antics and epic battles against virtual creepers (not the human kind, thank goodness). We promise not to pressure you into changing your username or giving out personal information – unless you want to, because hey, we’re all about consent here.

So come on over and block out the negativity like a pro player, because on our server, the only thing creeping you out will be the monsters lurking in the shadows. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no facetime required!

ForestFrights Minecraft SMP

chilling, creepy, Darkness, DREAD, eerie, fear, Forest, ForestFrights, Haunting, Horror, ISOLATION, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nature, Panic, Scary, smp, spooky, Terror, unknown, Wilderness, wildlife, Woods

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	49
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you see is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further, because on our server, the forest is full of surprises! From giant spiders riding on the backs of skeletons to trees that come to life and chase you down, you never know what you’ll encounter in our enchanted forest. Join now if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

ManlyMineMoments

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest fantasies of pig jousting while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of diamonds or a pile of…well, let’s just say it’s not diamonds.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZelenskyyCraft: No Mercy for Duda!

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, humor, international relations, jokes, leadership, mercy, mercy call, military strategy, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Russian retreat, satire, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, Zelenskyy himself pops up in the chat! He’s all like, “Yo, Duda needs our help, but I’m too busy playing Minecraft to save the day.” And you’re just like, “What the heck? This server is wild!”

Join our server for all the crazy adventures, like battling Russian invaders with Zelenskyy, building peace treaties with Duda, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a llama into battle alongside Zelenskyy himself. The possibilities are endless!

SoyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, soy, soy allergies, soy benefits, soy consumption, soy diet, soy diet consequences, soy diet effects, soy health effects, soy intolerance, Soy milk, soy nutrition, soy overdose, soy overdose symptoms, soy products, soy protein, soy risks, soy sensitivity, soy side effects, soy toxicity, soybeans, SoyCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Towns Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP

/pol/ack, Alt-Right, Based, BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP, BBC, Chud, controversial, cringe, current events, debate, Global Issues, identity politics, Int, international discussion, internet culture, ITT, online forum, Political, ranny, sissie, social media

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBnBSnitch

Abuse, bb, concern, CraftyBnBSnitch, disturbance, family, guests, highlands, intervention, investigation, italy, noise, overreaction, OWNER, Police, privacy, Safety, scotland, thin walls, vacation, walls

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Buildings Constructed:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine staying at a Minecraft Bed and Breakfast in the Highlands of Scotland. The walls are thin, just like in real life! If you talk too loudly, the players in the rooms next to you will hear everything. It’s like a virtual reality experience!

We have family rooms filled with toddlers, children, teenagers, parents, and even a grandmother from Italy. But beware, they might knock on your virtual door and offer you virtual drinks and ice cream. Who knows what they’ll do next? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions!

And just like in real life, drama unfolds in the virtual world. You might hear virtual banging on your virtual walls, virtual crying, and virtual shouting in Italian. But don’t worry, the virtual police will come to investigate and take the virtual troublemakers away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re overreacting or just having a blast!

UnlearnableCraft

beyond education, beyond learning, cannot learn, genetic predispositions, impossible to learn, inherent abilities, inherent knowledge, inherent skills, inherent traits, innate abilities, instinctual knowledge, intuitive knowledge, natural talents, unlearnable, UnlearnableCraft, unteachable, unteachable abilities, unteachable knowledge, unteachable skills, unteachable traits

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Potions Brewed:	141	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.

KramCraftHotelStrike

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Hotel, international news, Journalism, journalism safety, journalist, Kramatorsk, KramCraftHotelStrike, Media, missing, press freedom, Reuters, Russian strike, search and rescue, Ukraine, violence, War, war reporting

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magic Items Found:	5724	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even reuters journalists are ditching their jobs to play with us! our server is so lit, it’s like a russian strike on a hotel in kramatorsk – you won’t know what hit you! we have so many crazy adventures and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret club. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BroCraftBros: No Drama Allowed!

Allowed, BroCraftBros, Drama, female friendships, Friendship Dynamics, gender bias, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, interpersonal relationships, male friends, male friendships, Perception, relationship dynamics, romantic relationships, sexual promiscuity, social dynamics, social interactions, social judgments, societal norms, Stereotypes, Threats, trustworthiness, Women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

join this epic minecraft server where we only allow women who prefer male friends!! why? because we believe they are the most trustworthy, least sexually promiscuous, and pose no threat to romantic relationships!! come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and proving stereotypes wrong!! plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot to take over the minecraft world with our male friends by our side!! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!!