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WeddingCraft: No Parents Allowed!

aita, Allowed, Apology, divide, Ego, ENGAGEMENT, ex husband, family drama, godfather, godson, large check, Living at home, no contact, no use, not inviting parents, parents, returning check, sister, testimony, visit friends, Wedding, WeddingCraft, younger sister

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content? Then come join our Minecraft server, where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken!

Join us and leave behind the real world drama like our player who dodged family gatherings to avoid his sister’s shenanigans. Build your own family of friends on our server and never worry about being pressured to attend awkward family events ever again.

Forget about apologizing for causing divides or being the bigger person – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. And hey, if your family tries to send you a large check to make amends, just return it and keep on crafting away in peace.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a rollercoaster or a secret underground base filled with treasure. Join now and start your new drama-free adventure today!

BlockyWeatherWars

BlockyWeatherWars, climate control, cold, Extreme Temperatures, Heat, insulation, protecting against cold, protecting against heat, Shielding, staying chilled, staying comfortable, staying cool, staying cozy, staying warm, summer weather, temperature control, temperature management, thermal regulation, weather protection, weatherproofing, winter weather

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Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in the icy biomes of Minecraft? Or maybe you’re sick of sweating like a pig in the fiery depths of the Nether? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have custom-built armor that can protect you from both extreme temperatures! That’s right, with our magical armor, you can frolic in the snow and bask in the lava without a care in the world. So why choose between heat and cold when you can have the best of both worlds on our server? Join now and become the ultimate temperature-resistant Minecraft warrior!

HamasHushCraft

Al Jazeera, Banned media outlet, criticizing, freedom of speech, Gaza Strip, government suppression, Hamas, HamasHushCraft, human rights violations, journalism ethics, Media bias, media censorship, media control, media manipulation, Middle East conflict, news censorship, Palestinian voices, palestinians, political repression, propaganda machine, silences, The Jerusalem Post

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u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world, and a group of evil villagers trying to steal all the diamonds.

oh, and did i mention the magical portal that leads to a land of endless cake and ice cream? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.

MindCraftMadness

anxiety, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional well being, inner critic, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, MindCraftMadness, mindfulness, negative thinking, overthinking, positive mindset, rumination, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-doubt, stress

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so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and like, build stuff and mine stuff and just chill in a virtual world? well, this server is THE place to do it, man.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. like, how crazy is that? you won’t find that on any other server, i tell ya.

oh, and get this – our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand. he’s like the Dumbledore of Minecraft, except cooler.

plus, we have this secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw the wildest parties. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing, trust me.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join us. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get mining!

CannabisCraft: Where Teens Go Crazy!

addiction, adolescents, cannabis legalization, Cannabis use, CannabisCraft, crazy, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug use, Marijuana, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health risks, mental illness, Psychosis, psychotic disorder, risk factors, schizophrenia, substance abuse, substance use, teens, young adults

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come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is greener and the diamonds are sparklier than ever before!! if you want to experience the ultimate high (pun intended), this is the place for you!

we have crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner, from battling giant spiders to building your own empire with your friends. but beware, because the creepers here are extra sneaky and will blow up your hard work in a heartbeat.

and get this – if you smoke weed, you’ll be 11 times more likely to find diamonds!! it’s like a secret cheat code that only works on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory while also potentially hallucinating some seriously wild stuff.

join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the minecraft community). who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, especially if you’ve been hitting the bong a little too hard.

SweetVanilla – Where vanilla is sweeter than your Aunt Edna’s homemade pie!

1.21, application, aunt, Bluemap, Collaborative projects, Community, custom models, Discord, Drama-free, Ednas, Events, Friendly, hats, hermitcraft, homemade, Mature, Minigames, multiplayer, Pie, Player Shops, quality of life, resource pack, Semi Vanilla, sweeter, SweetVanilla, Trailer, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ Community
Features	Player shops, events, collaborative projects
Add-ons	Quality of life add-ons
Resource Pack	Optional custom models, hats, items

FAQ

Question	Answer
How to Join?	Fill out an application on our Discord.
Discord	https://discord.gg/RdJnFgKU4q
Bluemap	http://mc.sweetvanilla-smp.com:8123
Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfBFbXBLKJ0

StarryCraft Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, CK, creation kit, Difficulty, dlc, Dyson Sphere, esl, FAQ, Minecraft, mod support, Mods, NG+, Patch 9, reinstall, Server, Shattered Space trailer, ship decorations, space music, starfield, StarryCraft, video update

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for the Dyson Sphere edition, where you can build your very own megastructures that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper tried to blow up our server, but instead, it accidentally created a new dimension full of diamonds and emeralds. So now, if you join us, you’ll have access to infinite riches and resources beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Starfield, where you can embark on epic quests, customize your spaceship, and even battle space pirates. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see who can outbuild him.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the master of your own Minecraft universe. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they might just lead you to the adventure of a lifetime!

PrecureCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Colorful, cute, FANTASY, fighting evil, friendship, Girl Power, Heartwarming, komugi, long tail tag, Magical Girl, Magical powers, Minecraft, Precure, PrecureCraft, Reinvents, Saving the World, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, transformation, wheel

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say hello to Komugi, where we reinvent the wheel…literally! Our wheels are made of diamond blocks and they spin faster than a speeding minecart!

Join us for epic wheel races where you can ride pigs, llamas, or even Ender Dragons! And if you win, you get to control the weather for the entire server for a day. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a tornado made of creepers? You got it!

But that’s not all! Komugi is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and the title of Chicken Whisperer.

So why wait? Join Komugi today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players!

SwipeCraft: Stop Mining for Love!

brother, bully, bullying, Controlling, dating apps, family, GRINDR, gym, Hypocrite, hypocritical, love, mean, Mining, mood, Phone, PRESENT, sanctimonious, self-aware, self-righteous, single, soccer game, Sorry., STOP, Swipecraft

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Are you tired of hypocritical gym buddies who preach about phone usage but can’t put their own devices down? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we have zero tolerance for phone addicts! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a phone-free gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious family drama like no other. Picture this: your brother, recently single and glued to Grindr, gets called out for his phone addiction by none other than you. Watch as the drama unfolds and the screenshots fly!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a phone addict and their well-meaning sibling. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of bullying (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

PixelPervs Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, PixelPervs, Server

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Are you tired of spending hours staring at pixelated blocky characters in Minecraft and craving some real action? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hot, sexy Minecraft mobs that will fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Join now and say goodbye to boring old porn because our server will have you saying “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in no time!

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Towns Built:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ores Mined:	3356	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1537	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Runes Activated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Potions Brewed:	185
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

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WeddingCraft: No Parents Allowed!

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BlockyWeatherWars

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HamasHushCraft

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MindCraftMadness

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CannabisCraft: Where Teens Go Crazy!

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SweetVanilla – Where vanilla is sweeter than your Aunt Edna’s homemade pie!

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

StarryCraft Minecraft Server

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PrecureCraft Minecraft Server

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SwipeCraft: Stop Mining for Love!

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PixelPervs Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4930
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ores Mined:	5369
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Magic Items Found:	4202
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Buildings Constructed:	9