Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive potato war where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a building contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character exploded by a TNT-wielding sheep)!
We don’t have privates, whales, teleports, mini-games and other nonsense. Our server adheres to the concept of a pure vanilla server where players create their own atmosphere.
Players create their own role on the server, you can join big cities or create your own, everything is limited only by your imagination.
Server purpose:
Many servers are created only for making money.
Our priority is the development and improvement of the project,
and with development, the audience will grow, the interest of players, and therefore the earnings.
Griefing, toxic behavior, cheating and stealing are strictly prohibited:
We ban griefing and restore damaged buildings.
Those who swear in the chat do not appear for a very long time.
IP: vanillium.xyz
pr.vanillium.xyz
we have crazy challenges like building a house out of giant marshmallows or fighting off hoards of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a feather duster. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled.
| Server IP | 173.0.153.131:20118 |
|---|---|
| Server Info | I figured I’d make a Minecraft server after a 10 year break! Goal is to have 200+ players within 2 years. |
| Server Hosting | Currently hosted on Shockbyte hosting with 4GB RAM, looking to scale with player growth. |
| Contact | Discord: xxxbryantxxx123 |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Connect using the server IP: 173.0.153.131:20118 |
| Are there any specific rules to follow? | Yes, please follow the server rules listed above. |
We have more diversity than the only black guy in your class with a shrimp dick and deep hanging balls – and we’re not afraid to show it off!
Plus, if you’ve ever had concerns about a black man’s peni, don’t worry, it’s totally normal here!
Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and regret nothing!
Join us if you want a server where you can pick and choose who you want by your side, just like this player who only wants the coolest characters in their party. We understand the importance of surrounding yourself with the right people, whether it’s in-game or in real life!
And hey, if you’re looking to avoid any drama like a runaway bridesmaid causing chaos at a wedding, then this is the server for you. We promise no high-functioning autistics causing trouble here – just good vibes and epic adventures!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find your perfect party members to conquer the blocky world with!
Experience the thrill of waiting 50 minutes for the manager to finally come out, all while being scolded for “calling too much” when he never even responded. But don’t worry, our server is filled with outrageous excuses and tone-deaf responses that will leave you in stitches.
And if you’re lucky, you might even get to interact with the real apartment manager who just got up, took a shower, and is now ready to open your apartment door. Who needs emergency contact hours when you have this level of chaos and confusion?
So come join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and absurd experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, the key to success is to always leave your keys behind and make sure to wake up the apartment manager at the crack of dawn!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds! Our server is so amazing that even Steve himself is jealous of all the cool features we offer.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro with the ability to build a castle in under 5 minutes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
join our server and you’ll be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds faster than you can say “creeper”. we got all the coolest weapons and armor, you’ll be unstoppable in pvp battles.
plus, we got this crazy story about how our founder once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a block of dirt. true story, bro. if you wanna be a legend like him, you gotta join our server.
so come on, what are you waitin’ for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.
