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5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

#youtube, 5 guys, controversy, criken, DATING, Drama, Entertainment, fleshtuber, gossip, guys, influencers, MariMari, Minecraft, Opinions, relationships, rumor, Server, social media, speculation, street talk, trending, viral, worth watching

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crops Grown:	9695
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, Black, Cracker, derogatory, discrimination, height, hurtful, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitive, Master, Minecraft, no pussy, offensive, Pathetic, prejudice, racial slurs, racial tension, racism, Riddle, short, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

Riddles Village

Adventure, Anarchy, balance, Challenges, Community, Community members, Dedication, EXCITEMENT, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Growing, imagination, Immersive, new, Passion, Plugins, PvP, Staff, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, Updates, worlds

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	70
Votes:	559	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

mc.riddlesvillage.com

🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

Anarchy, comfort, Communication, Development, donation, equality, freedom, Hardcore, Management, Minecraft, Mini Games, Protection, PvP, Server, Stability, Survival, Thematic, Unique, Vulture

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ores Mined:	8814
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

►Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: pvp.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ pvp.landymine.ru 19132

pvp.landymine.ru:19132

Epic Fail Minecraft Server

accepting mortality, addressing failure, belief in God, coping mechanisms, coping with gym, coping with life, coping with uncertainty, coping with video games, dealing with failure, delusional beliefs, Epic, existential crisis, facing reality, Fail, failures to launch, fear of death, fear of the future, finding purpose, finding the will to go on, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, socially accomplished normies

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the existential dread weighing you down? Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. Build your dream world, fight off creepers, and maybe even find some diamonds to ease the pain of knowing we’re all doomed to die one day.

Our server is the ultimate coping mechanism for those who just can’t deal with the harsh truths of life. So come on, join us and let’s escape reality together in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

Move to America Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, collapse, Crisis, decision, discussion, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, immigration, Impact, instability, Minecraft, Move, Moving, opportunity, perspective, Relocation, smp, Tariffs, Trade, uncertainty

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Forget about politics, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about tariffs. Join us and witness the chaos as Europe implodes in the most entertaining way possible. Who needs a stable economy when you have a server full of hilarious shenanigans? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride!

PurgeSonic

Active players, Bosses, Community, Cracked, Custom Items, custom maps, Custom Plugins, Discord, Earth, Economy, Factions, Factions plugin, factions server, Fun, Grief Prevention, ip address, PvP, Raiding, Server Events, Slimefun, Survival, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to PurgeSonic! Bringing the factions on earth experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!

Our Features: Custom maps Bosses Slimefun Factions Cracked And much more in the making!

Check out our Discord here: https://discord.gg/8NHQP9Ycn5 Here is our IP: mc.purgesonic.lat

mc.purgesonic.lat:25587