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  • WarcraftESP

    WarcraftESP

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    Factions: Join or create your faction, defend your territory and compete for dominance. PvP: Take part in intense PvP battles and show off your skills. KOTH: Capture and defend the hill in regular King of the Hill events. Envoys: Search for treasures and rare rewards in the envoys that drop across the map. Auction House: Buy and sell items at our auction house.

    Dungeons: Take on challenging dungeons and earn epic rewards. Why choose us? Constant Updates: New features and events regularly. Active Community: Join passionate players on our forum and Discord. Friendly Support: Always available to help you with any problem.

    factions.warcraft-rpg.xyz

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Welcome to The Vanilla Nations: Crescenta – Where the nations are made up and the roleplay doesn’t matter!

    Welcome to The Vanilla Nations: Crescenta – Where the nations are made up and the roleplay doesn’t matter!

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    Minecraft Server Information

    Server IPcrescenta.org
    Server Version1.21 + 1.21.1 Java
    Discord LinkCrescenta Discord

    Overview

    Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations/SMP, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

    Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

    Features

    • Long lasting worlds
    • Custom world generation
    • Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Resource balancing tweaks
    • Community flavor plugins

    World Reset

    We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

    Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    What version of Minecraft does the server run?The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21 + 1.21.1 Java.
    Is there a Discord server for Crescenta?Yes, you can join the Discord server using this link.
    Is there a world reset?Yes, we just had a world reset, and the new world is called Dorado.
    Are there age restrictions to join the server?We request that players be 13 years or older due to Discord’s 13+ age policy.

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  • FloatSMP

    FloatSMP

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    Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

    play.floatsmp.com

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  • HiberMC.eu

    HiberMC.eu

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    Welcome to HiberMC! Survival 1.21 Realistic Survival Map Web Map

    We offer a bunch of cool plugins that you can try on the server! – Crates – Shop – Custom Enchants – Skills – Auction House – Kits And many more!

    hibermc.eu:25576

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  • Punchy’s Proper Paradise | MMO SMP

    Punchy’s Proper Paradise | MMO SMP

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    Punchy’s Proper Paradise | MMO – SMP

    Java and Bedrock Cross-Play!

    NO micro-transactions (100% Free)

    Buy Ranks With In-Game Money!

    MCMMO

    Land Claims (Golden Shovel)

    Jobs

    Earn Money From Killing Mobs

    Auction House

    Custom NPCs

    No World Border

    punchysgameroom.ddns.net

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  • AstroCraft [Network]

    AstroCraft [Network]

    New Minecraft Servers

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    ★ AstroCraft ★ ▌PRISON ▌PLOTS ▌WARZONE ▌SURVIVAL ▌

    The Galaxies of the Unknown to be Known!!!

    Server IP: play.astrocraft.org

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    AstroCraft Features:

    JUST LAUNCHED PRISON SEASON 10! COMPLETELY REBALANCED! PRIVATE MINES! CUSTOM FISHING! Hyperion is an OP Prison server with unlimited prestige’s and 25+ COOL OP Pickaxe upgrades. Every player gets their own private mine and the mine size is upgradable through mine tickets found in crates. Crates give OP rewards like: mine bombs, multiplier armor, robots, pouches, drills, pickaxe levels, keys, and so much more! Store all your loot and build cool builds with shop on your plots. There are leaderboards for pretty much everything. Also, there are a few types of in game stores. There is player rewards system to buy premium items in a shop using gems. Then, a micro transaction store using meteorites. Everything can be obtained by playing the game. This is not a pay to win server.

    In Hyperion, we have a custom plugin that handles payouts for every day, week, month, and season. After the event ends, it will automatically reward the winners when they log into the server. You must join each event manually with the command /e. The only event that automatically joins you is the season payouts. The season payouts gives you meteorites, which if you remember is, for the micro transaction store. Something to note is the only currency that transfers to the new season is meteorites, so save those meteorites for the new season!

    Lastly, there’s so much more to do than just mining. If you want to switch it up, you can go fishing or PvP to be the top player. With fishing, we have a custom fishing plugin with a bunch of activities to complete. At the end of the spawn area there is an ocean where players can fish and level up their fishing skills. You can make deliveries to receive special items. You can also sell fish, gut fish for entropy, and so much more. There are also custom enchants just for the fishing rod, which are called augments.

    In the Warzone, keep inventory is off, there is scheduled KOTH’s, and Envoy’s. They each have pretty OP Rewards. For KOTH’s if you win one, there is a crate key you will receive, that you can open at the warzone spawn, and in that crates has a bunch of cool items and op weapons and armor. There are also mineable blocks in the Warzone. Mine any of the visible magma blocks to receive a varying chances of extra cash, coins, and XP. You can also have a very small chance of receiving some meteorites. The magma block regenerate after a certain amount of time. There are also cow spawners in the Warzone to farm more XP and get some food.

    EXP is used to enchant weapons and armor with custom enchants. Use /ce to open the menu to purchase 50+ custom enchants using levels. White scroll is to protect the item from being destroyed by the enchant. Black scroll is to remove a random enchant. The success dust is to increase the chance of it enchanting the item. The destroy dust is to decrease the chance of it destroying the item. Use custom enchants to dominate and become the top player in the Warzone. There is a PvP tier system in place as well.

    SOAR SMP! WE HAVE UPDATED TO 1.21! NEW CUSTOM FARMING UPDATE OUT NOW! We have a series of servers you can join and play from Survival, Events and eventually a Prison server! We have a fast growing community with loads to do. We have the players best interest in mind and all the players can vouch for that. Our team is devoted to keeping your gameplay as fun and safe as possible. One of our popular modes currently is survival check below to see.

    Survival is protected with land claim (grief prevention), and you gain more as you play. We try to keep it as close to normal vanilla survival as possible. There are FREE in game ranks that you work towards by voting and unlock more land claim and chest shops. Keep inventory is enabled everywhere even pvp areas. The world border is set at 30k x 30k. Everything is pre-generated, so it is lag free. A few things of the many that we have is McMMO, jobs, fishing tournaments, quests, voting ranks, economy, player shops, events, rewards, guilds, and so much more.

    In Survival, the economy is community based. Player build chest shops or sell in auction house for money. There are also Jobs which you can make money but also get points. You can use those points to by Vehicles (Planes, Trains, Cars, etc.) You can also use points to buy spawners. There are also custom enchants for the PvP areas. Survival has quick shop for selling to other players. Use player warps to get to players shops.

    Newly added custom fishing and voting system! Find new types of fish and bait. There are also daily fishing tournaments at certain times of the day for rewards. We also just changed the vote system. Vote for vote points which you can redeem in the vote shop. You can get claim blocks, money, keys, and bunch of other cool stuff. There are also lucky votes which has a chance to give you rare keys.

    Newly added resource worlds and events! The resource world resets every month and is limited with a 10k x 10k world border. The nether resource world is the same. The end resource world resets everyday. We also added in /events and with these there will be daily, weekly, and monthly events. If you are in the top 3, you will get a few good rewards (Keys, Job Points, Money, Diamonds). The weekly and daily events will be changed once a week, so that you have fresh events to compete in.

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    play.astrocraft.org

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  • Once upon a time, a bunch of blocky adventurers stumbled into Storyfortune… Good luck surviving the economy and griefing prevention madness!

    Once upon a time, a bunch of blocky adventurers stumbled into Storyfortune… Good luck surviving the economy and griefing prevention madness!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server NameStoryfortune
    Server IPrdt.storyfortune.net
    Version1.21
    Discordhttps://storyfortune.net/discord
    Ruleshttps://storyfortune.net/rules

    Features:

    GriefPrevention, Chest Shops, Auction House, Player Warps, /sit, Marriage, Toggle PvP, Head Merchant, Quests, Jobs, ChatGames, mcMMO

    Overview:

    Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience. The server is grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. The server offers various features like player warps, shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and more.

    FAQ:

    QuestionAnswer
    Is griefing allowed on the server?No, the server is grief-free and provides protection for player builds.
    Can players create their own shops?Yes, players can easily create and manage Chest Shops to buy and sell items.
    Is PvP enabled on the server?Players have the option to toggle PvP on or off according to their preference.
    Are there quests available for players to complete?Yes, players can complete quests to earn money with the option to choose easy or hard challenges.
    What is mcMMO?mcMMO is a plugin that allows players to earn special abilities by leveling up 15 different skills on the server.

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  • Genesis Box PvP

    Genesis Box PvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    From the creator of Genesis Survival, We present to you. Genesis Box PvP! We offer tons of features from KOTH to Duels and Quests and more! We also have an Auction House so you can sell your goods to other PvP Enthusiasts! We hope to see you here soon! Come now to get a head start against everyone else.

    boxpvp.minecraft.best:25564

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  • EuroPlayZone Lands Wars Opened 11 07

    EuroPlayZone Lands Wars Opened 11 07

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft adventure! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 11th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

    Our server is equipped with:

    Datapacks: Terralith, Fire, Nullscape Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Levelled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

    See you in the game!

    mc.europlayzone.eu

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  • Starbound Voyage SMP

    Starbound Voyage SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Starbound Voyager is a free and open-source Minecraft server that offers a survival multiplayer experience set in an ocean environment. The server utilizes the GriefPrevention plugin, allowing players to claim and protect their land from griefers. Additionally, the server provides warps, a shop, and an auction house, creating a bustling economy for players to engage in. its in-game shop, where players can buy and sell various items. This allows them to acquire resources and materials needed for their city-building projects. The shop offers a wide range of items, from basic building blocks to rare and valuable treasures. Furthermore, Starbound Voyager features an auction house where players can buy and sell items to other players. This creates a dynamic marketplace where players can negotiate and trade valuable goods, further enriching the in-game economy. The auction house provides a platform for players to showcase their rare items and compete for the best deals. To enhance the gameplay experience, City of Ages also offers a warp feature. This allows players to quickly teleport to different locations within the world, making it easier to navigate and explore. Whether it’s visiting other players’ cities or venturing into uncharted territories, the warp feature adds convenience and excitement to the gameplay. One of the unique features of Starbound Voyager is the use of the Geyser-Spigot plugin, which enables players on Bedrock edition to connect and play with those on Java edition. This seamless integration allows players from different platforms to enjoy the server together. Whether you are a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, Starbound Voyager offers a rich and immersive multiplayer experience with a strong focus on community and cooperation. Join us and embark on an exciting journey in this expansive ocean world. In summary, Starbound Voyager is an immersive Minecraft world that offers players the opportunity to build and explore, engage in an in-game economy, and participate in a vibrant marketplace. With its free and open-source nature, players can enjoy this unique gaming experience without any cost limitations.

    135.148.60.14:25573

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  • TrendlessCraft: Bye-Bye Fads!

    TrendlessCraft: Bye-Bye Fads!

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    Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server of all time, where the blocks are as wacky as our community! Have you ever wanted to escape the relentless modern trends plaguing your life? Well, step right up! We’re here to ensure that in five years, you’ll be reminiscing about how you survived the cringe!

    Reason #1: Forget About Boring Influencers! Join us and trade TikTok dances for blocky moves — like the newly invented ‘Creeper Cha-Cha’! Forget influencers selling you overpriced coffee; here, you can brew potions that turn all your enemies into harmless cows. That’s right, watch as your nemesis turns moo-tastic right before your eyes!

    Reason #2: Social Media? No Thanks! Why scroll through endless selfies when you can pose next to a giant pixelated statue of a duck wearing a top hat? Our server promotes the traditional art of crafting bizarre structures, and if you can dream it, you can build it — even if it’s a monument to your favorite sandwich!

    Reason #3: Say Goodbye to Fitness Fads! Tired of CrossFit? Try the only real workout of the future — "Minecraft Marathon Crafting"! If you join now, you can compete in pixelated plank contests while defending your base from waves of zombie llamas! Who needs a gym when you can craft a wooden sword and start ransacking the nearest village for poultry?

    Reason #4: Leave Behind Mental Health Apps! Why track your mood when you can ride the emotional rollercoaster of accidentally igniting your friend’s house with a stack of TNT? Nothing says “self-care” like a spontaneous explosion while laughing at your friend’s horrified face. Join us for the ultimate chaotic therapy sessions – side effects may include fits of laughter and spontaneous block-breaking.

    Reason #5: Forget About Adulting! Wave goodbye to responsibilities when you can spend days staring at pixelated clouds and arguing over the best way to tame a wild pig! Why deal with invoices when you can build an enormous replica of the Titanic out of dirt blocks (that will definitely not sink)?

    So if you’re ready to trade in soul-draining trends for absurdity and chaos, grab your diamond pickaxe and join our server. The only thing we promise is that your imagination will run wild — and who knows? You might even befriend a mod who claims to be an ancient wizard and can turn people into flying chickens! Hop in, let joy block your boredom, and prepare for absolute insanity!

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  • Trump’s Dictatorial Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Dictatorial Minecraft Server

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    So, like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft server? It’s, like, the bomb dot com, bro. Like, seriously, you gotta join this server ASAP.

    First off, let me tell you about the players on this server. They’re like a mix of French, Germans, and British peeps who all think Trump is a dictator. Can you believe it? They’re all united in their hatred for the orange man.

    But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are, like, total geniuses. They’ve created this whole new world where pigs can talk and cows can fly. It’s, like, a total trip, man.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Steve. Yeah, that’s right, THE Steve. Rumor has it he’s got diamond armor for days and can take down a creeper with his eyes closed.

    So, if you wanna join a server where the players are woke and the admins are wizards, come on down to this totally rad Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Lemon Shark Megalodon – The Real Giant

    Lemon Shark Megalodon – The Real Giant

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have MEGALODONS swimming around like it’s no big deal. forget about regular sharks, we got these bad boys with bodies as long as a lemon shark or a freakin’ whale. imagine the chaos of trying to build your house while dodging giant prehistoric sea monsters. it’s like living in a real-life jurassic park but with blocks and creepers. join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the megalodon madness!

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  • Willjum Minecraft Server: IP, Info & Gameplay

    Willjum Minecraft Server: IP, Info & Gameplay

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    Does Willjum Have a Minecraft Server?

    Willjum is a popular YouTube creator known for their engaging Minecraft content. With an active and growing fanbase, many players are eager to join a server to connect with Willjum and fellow fans. This post will clarify the current situation regarding a Minecraft server associated with Willjum.

    Current Server Status

    As of now, Willjum does not have an official Minecraft server. Fans have expressed interest in an official community space, but there has been no announcement regarding a dedicated server from Willjum or their team.

    Fan-Made Alternatives

    While an official server isn’t available, there are several fan-made alternatives that embrace the spirit of Willjum’s content. Look for community-run servers featuring:

    • Creative Mode: Ideal for building enthusiasts.
    • Survival Challenges: Emulate the adventures seen in Willjum’s videos.

    Explore platforms like Discord to find fan communities where players share IP addresses of unofficial servers inspired by Willjum’s theme.

    Useful Next Steps

    To stay updated on any potential developments regarding Willjum’s Minecraft server, consider following Willjum on:

    Additionally, check out similar Minecraft servers that provide a fun atmosphere, such as:

    • Hypixel: A well-known Minecraft server offering various mini-games.
    • Mineplex: Another popular server with diverse game modes.

    Stay connected with the community for the latest updates and potential news regarding an official Willjum server!

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  • Nimi Ceres Dreamworld Adventure

    Nimi Ceres Dreamworld Adventure

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    Join the Server of Perpetual Confusion: Infinite Blocks of Madness!

    Welcome, brave souls, to a dimension where cows speak in Morse code and the moon is made of exploding TNT! This is not just a server; it’s the fever dream of Minecraft itself! You WILL question your sanity, or perhaps you already have. Dive deep into this whirlpool of chaos, where every block holds the secrets of the universe—or at least, your breakfast! If you think you know reality, think again! Or don’t. It doesn’t matter. Join now, or you will regret it… for sure… or you won’t.

    FeatureDescription
    Butterfly CavesFind yourself lost in a vortex of marshmallow butterflies that spit cotton candy rain. Is this heaven or hell?
    Zombie DiplomacyZombies negotiate trades for your brain! But watch out! Anything you say can and WILL be twisted against you!
    Floating Logs of EnlightenmentThey float and whisper your deepest fears about the price of carrots on the black market!
    Phantom MailboxesReceive letters from your future self telling you to RUN! Do you listen? Maybe you should!
    Pig WarsBattle pig armies wearing tiny top hats, armed with makeshift jetpacks. Who will win? Nobody knows!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I join your server?

    A: Does joining make you a part of the conspiracy? What if you already ARE part of it? You should ask your shadow.

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules are meant to be broken, like eggs in a blender. Just don’t bring the owls; they tend to talk way too much!

    Q: How do I report a bug?

    A: Bugs are merely figments of your imagination. Or are you the bug? Answer carefully and avoid mirrors!

    Random Reviews from Lost Souls

    “Miss Nimi is always watching…”

    “It’s a phase, but who phases out?”

    “Reminder to hide in the grass; it BLINKS!”

    “I cannot unsee the floating logs!”

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  • "Messy Players Minecraft Server"

    "Messy Players Minecraft Server"

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to BlunderCraft!

    Join Us or Scream into the Abyss!

    Are you ready to dig into the spaghetti of existence? In BlunderCraft, we don’t just build blocks; we build dreams of flying turtles while standing on our heads! Flying pigs rule the skies here, and they’re all named Gregory.

    Server Features That Will Leave You Questioning Everything

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite CreepersThey explode, but only on Tuesdays. Good luck!
    Floating BlocksWhy are they floating? Who knows! Wear shoes made of pancake to find out!
    Rainbow LavaIt tastes like cotton candy but burns like your last relationship.
    Deep Fried EndermanOnly available at midnight. Vegetarian friendly… sorta.
    Complimentary WormholeTravel to random places or just end up inside your own closet. Good luck finding your shoes!
    Ghost McChickenIt haunts your dreams. Literally. Orders can be placed in your sleep!

    Player Reviews

    “I buried my friend in the potato mine, and now he’s a holographic llama. 10/10!”

    “Why do my blocks whisper secrets at night? They know too much!”

    “The water tastes like sadness and regret, but I’ve gotten used to it.”

    Join Us! Or Else…

    Step into BlunderCraft where the sky isn’t blue, it’s plaid! Join our ever-expanding universe of chaos where reality is more of a suggestion than a rule and everything is made with just enough love to be terrifying! Run away while you still can!

    WARNING: If you hear singing in the walls, it’s probably just your sanity leaving. Embrace the madness!

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  • CallMeByMyCraftName!

    CallMeByMyCraftName!

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    Welcome to The Uncanny Name Game: A Blocky Odyssey of Identity Chaos

    Step into an alternate realm where names are more than just labels—they’re the very fabric of your identity! Here we craft a server that transcends the mundane. Reality? Who needs it! Set your sanity aside and explore the uncharted territories of societal expectations, familial jests, and the inexplicable urge of an older generation to redefine your existence.

    🍄 Introduction: The Name That Defies Time and Space

    You thought you knew yourself? Think again! Here, in the pixelated depths of The Uncanny Name Game, players are not merely avatars but living tales, battling through the echoes of misnamed identities and gender-fluid confusion. Beware as you traverse the Minecraft biomes—what’s in a name could very well lead you to an existential crisis or a delightful ode to absurdity.

    • Did you say “Alex”? No! It’s not short for “Alexander”! Expect frequent encounters with confounding NPCs that will insist you’re just a long version of something entirely different!

    🌀 Features / Mechanics: Enter the Abyss of the Unnamed!

    FeatureDescription
    Mystifying Naming ConventionsContains unending prompts from NPCs that will challenge your very identity! Hear them ask, “But where are you really from?” while you question your entire existence!
    Incessant CorrectionsEngage in chaotic mini-games that involve correcting characters that insist on long variations of your name. Each wrong guess sends you deeper into the Rabbit Hole!
    The Anti-Racist Rage RoomChannel your frustrations into a construct—was it your name they mispronounced? Build structures only to have them burned down because someone thought you needed a “proper” title!
    Family EchoesExperience haunting echoes of familial disapproval as you gather around tablature only to have that one relative wreak havoc on your psyche!
    Ghosts of ApologyA biome filled with options to “apologize” or “stand firm” that only lead to more chaos—choose wisely, or don’t!

    🔮 Lore of the Land: The Great Naming Conspiracy

    Whispers echo through the pixelated winds about a secret society of names that has infiltrated our world—a cabal that organizes events to unveil the truth of your identity! Players report sightings of villagers that gather at night to chant the names of bygone eras, desperately seeking absolution for their ancestral misdeeds. Are they planning a revolution against those who refuse to distinguish between being racist and saying something racist?

    Frequently Unasked Questions

    • Q: Can I change my name? A: Change? What is change in a blocky world where reality is nothing but a façade?

    • Q: Why do they keep asking me where I’m really from? A: Because it’s not just a game! It’s a perpetual inquiry into your cloned soul!

    • Q: What happens if I call them out? A: Brace yourself for a domino effect of misunderstandings that will leave you questioning your entire lineage!

    🌪️ Player Testimonials: Voices from the Abyss

    “I came here looking for a name change, but I left with a crisis! 10/10 will misidentify again!” – MysticCrafter42

    “What’s in a name? More like what’s in a nutjob! My Westernised self is lost in translation here.” – QuantumBard

    Controversial Tales: Banned in 12 Countries but for What?

    Rumor has it this server was banned worldwide for challenging the status quo of human identity. Players have experienced disorientation so profound it could only be described as a meta-narrative gone awry. But don’t fear—they won’t tell you why, and neither should you!

    ⚠️ A Call to Action: Join Us—If You Dare!

    Unlock the gateway to madness! Will you face the whimsical degradation of your name? Can you survive the relentless questioning, the absurd repartees—dare you visit The Uncanny Name Game and immerse yourself in a labor of identity turmoil?

    Step forward, aspiring name-challenger! Embrace the chaos and redefine your existence with us!

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  • Lonely Block Party: Minecraft SMP

    Lonely Block Party: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, fellow blockheads! If you ever wanted to dive into a world where your biggest decision is whether to build a massive statue of a chicken or create a secret base hidden under a mountain of cupcakes, then boy, do we have a Minecraft SMP for you! Seriously, join now or get struck by a lightning bolt from the Waffle God himself!

    First off, you ever wondered what it’s like to “accidentally” set your friend’s house on fire because you were trying to bake a potato? Yeah, come on over! Our SMP has a dedicated team of potato chefs who “accidentally” burn things for fun. Also, there’s a guy who thinks he’s the king of the llamas. King Llama Bob will bless your crafting table if you promise to dance for his llama court while holding a piece of raw fish. Just be ready to get judged for your moves. Spoiler alert: You will fail.

    But wait, it gets crazier! Ever wanted to live with a troll under a bridge? Yeah, there’s literally a troll named Gary who collects cobwebs and sings opera while trying to charge players for crossing his bridge (HINT: the toll is just one block of cheese). He also claims he can predict the weather, but it’s always cloudy with a chance of creepers.

    And OMG, you will not BELIEVE the stories here. Like the time Steve the Great accidentally summoned a herd of ducks that turned into mutant mobs! Now we have “Ducknados” every Tuesday! Perfect way to get a free Diamond sword if you can catch one. Word on the block is that they drop enchanted quackers that can either summon fireballs or divide by zero; who knows?!

    Did I mention our enchanted enderman that only speaks in memes? Yeah! His name is Meme-man and he always says stuff like “When you try your best but you don’t succeed” whenever he teleports away with your diamonds! Such a legend.

    And do NOT forget about the annual “Pillow Fort Battle” where we throw pillows, yes, PILLOWS, at each other while trying to defend the sacred Cookie Mountain (seriously, you can mine cookies there). If you bring your own pillow, you get an extra life! But bring the wrong pillow, and you might just end up in Sugarcane Jail.

    So if you’re tired of being lonely and want to experience glorious chaos, absurd adventures, and an unhealthy amount of potato-related activities, then you NEED to join our SMP! It’s like drinking a potion of swiftness mixed with a splash of insanity—why wouldn’t you?! Don’t miss out on the greatest quest for friendship and pixelated mischief! Bring your crafting table and a ridiculous hat—trust me, you’re gonna need it!

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  • 2025: Crafting Chaos & Cringes!

    2025: Crafting Chaos & Cringes!

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    🌍✨ Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your diamond pickaxe on! Forget everything you think you know about crafting; this server is basically the love child of a dragon and a disco ball, and you’re invited to the party! 🎉🐲💃

    1. Defend Against the Flying Pan-icorns: Last week, our players successfully thwarted an invasion of Pan-icorns—yes, pancake unicorns that spat syrup like a fire-breathing dragon! Only the bravest adventurers and pancake-flippers survived the syrup tsunami. If you can dodge breakfast food, you can do anything! 🥞🦄

    2. Legendary Battles with Time-Traveling Sheep: You thought you’d seen it all? Think again! Unbeknownst to you, we once had an epic showdown with sheep from 3025 who can shoot lasers! Rumor has it that they are here to reclaim their lost wool. Join us to battle the powerful Time-Sheep before they take over our timeline… or your breakfast! 🐑💥

    3. Build a Castle of Infinite Waffles: Ever wanted to live in a castle made entirely of waffles? Well, good news! Here, we have a waffle beam-building contest every full moon, where possibly enchanted waffles come alive and help you build! But beware of the syrup dragons that guard the secret waffle recipe—failure means sticky consequences! 🏰🧇🐉

    4. Join the Underwater Penguin Olympics: Who needs athletes when you could be competing in swimming with penguins that wear tiny goggles? Our annual Underwater Penguin Olympics is legendary! Channel your inner Michael Phelps while racing against flippers for the ultimate glory of being crowned the Penguin Overlord—complete with a tiara made of fish! 🐧🏊‍♂️👑

    5. The Great Enderman Coffee Shop Showdown: Ever seen Endermen brewing coffee at dawn? They make the best brews, but they also have a knack for stealing your blocks when you’re not looking! Join the great coffee shop showdown as you try to catch them red-handed while reaping the benefits of the finest espresso in the Overworld. Who needs caffeine when you can have chaos! ☕🙈

    So, if your 2025 hasn’t been pure pixelated madness yet, gear up and join us for a server where every block placed could lead to a pancake apocalypse or a flying pig that sings opera. Hurry, the chaos is waiting for you! 🏃‍♂️💨👾

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  • RomaCraft Minecraft Server

    RomaCraft Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where Trump and Putin team up to take down European centrists in Romania’s election crisis! we’ve got crazy battles, insane alliances, and non-stop drama! build your own political empire and conquer the world with your friends! who needs boring old elections when you can rule the server with an iron fist? join now and be part of the chaos!

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