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  • BlockyBodacious

    BlockyBodacious
    Forget about the age-old debate of abs vs biceps, the real question is: have you seen the pixelated perfection of a Minecraft player’s blocky behind on our server? Our server is home to the most finely crafted derrieres in the virtual world, guaranteed to make you question your own character’s glute game.

    Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals and the villagers throw the most epic block parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual paradise, where you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with a carrot on a stick, and ride pigs into the sunset like the true Minecraft boss you are.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be joining us for the most bootylicious adventure of your pixelated life? Come for the blocky biceps, stay for the epic block parties – we promise you won’t regret it.

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  • HotTakesOnly – Minecraft SMP

    HotTakesOnly – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being judged for your looks in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing that matters is how well you can build a dirt house! No more worrying about being conventionally hot, because in our world, the only thing that’s hot is our lava pits!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions for the rarest diamonds, and don’t forget about our weekly fashion shows where the best dressed player wins a crown made of glowstone!

    So if you’re tired of being judged by society’s standards of beauty, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one night!

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and instantly become more attractive because our server is powered by a secret potion that enhances your Minecraft skin to make you look like a pixelated supermodel! No more blocky faces, just pure pixel perfection. Plus, rumor has it that the more diamonds you mine, the more your real-life crush will start noticing you. So why wait? Join now and start turning heads both in-game and IRL!

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  • UglyCraft: The Mirror Shatters

    UglyCraft: The Mirror Shatters
    Are you tired of being called conventionally ugly in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is pixel-perfectly beautiful! Join us and say goodbye to the haters who think you’re not easy on the eyes. Our server is so stunning, even the creepers can’t help but stop and stare in awe. So come on over and let your inner beauty shine through in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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  • BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

    BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

    Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

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  • UglyDucklingsMC

    UglyDucklingsMC
    come join our minecraft server where the uglier you are, the longer you live! based on a totally legit study, we guarantee that if you were rated as the least attractive in high school, you will have eternal life in our pixelated world. forget about those pesky mortality rates, join us and live forever! plus, our server is filled with magical creatures and secret dungeons that only the ugliest players can unlock. so what are you waiting for? join now and embrace your inner beauty (or lack thereof)!

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  • OvaCraft: No Sweat Scent Appeal

    OvaCraft: No Sweat Scent Appeal
    so, like, u know how people say u smell better when u ovulate? well, turns out guys don’t actually know that. but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server and have a blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. plus, our diamond mines are filled with chocolate diamonds that taste like candy! join now for a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon made of cheese. it’s gonna be epic, bro!

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  • CreeperDatingGoneWrong

    CreeperDatingGoneWrong
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and misunderstandings are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with rumors, speculation, and he said she said nonsense that will make you feel like you’re back in high school.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being accused of calling someone ugly just because they have blonde hair, even though you were just expressing a personal preference. Watch as friendships are tested and alliances are formed, all over a simple misunderstanding that spiraled out of control.

    And if that’s not enough, come witness the ultimate betrayal as your D&D group ditches you for someone else’s house, all because of a silly argument that got blown way out of proportion. But hey, at least you’ll have plenty of time to build epic structures and mine for diamonds while you navigate the treacherous waters of friendship drama.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the gossip never stops. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with chaos and confusion? Join us today and see if you can survive the insanity!

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  • UglyDucklingMC SMP

    UglyDucklingMC SMP
    Have you ever seen a movie where they try to pass off a supermodel as a “nerd” just because they wear glasses and a ponytail? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft SMP form! Our server is full of gorgeous players who are just pretending to be ugly for the lols. Join us and witness the most ridiculous transformations as we try to convince each other that we’re not actually stunningly attractive. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

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  • EU Love Boosts Skills!

    EU Love Boosts Skills!
    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

    and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

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