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UglyCraft
Are you tired of being the ugliest player on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone is required to wear a paper bag over their head at all times! That’s right, no one will ever know how hideous you truly are! Join now for a chance to finally feel good about yourself in the virtual world! -
AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
Lol, bro, if you wanna know if you’re hot stuff, just join our Minecraft SMP and see how many players start building heart emojis around your character. Like, if you log on and suddenly there’s a line of creepers waiting to give you flowers, you know you’re a Minecraft stud. Plus, rumor has it that if you’re really attractive, the Ender Dragon will start swooning over you and offer to be your pet. So yeah, if you wanna feel like the hottest block in the game, come join us and bask in all the virtual love and attention. -
AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being the ugliest player on your Minecraft server? Do you want to join a server where everyone is drop-dead gorgeous? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who are so attractive, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist checking them out!Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by players with pixel-perfect skin, perfectly coiffed blocky hair, and enchanting eyes that will make you forget all about those pesky creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you’re attractive enough, you might even catch the eye of Notch himself and be granted special powers like the ability to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with just a wink!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready to be the hottest player in town. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got good looks, am I right?
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CraftyStepSibsNoShare
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and supplies? Look no further than our server, where we believe in labeling your items and not being forced to share with your stepsiblings!Join us and never worry about your crayons or color pencils getting ruined by rough kids again. Our server is a safe space for all your personal supplies, no sharing required!
We’ve even had parents contacting us about the importance of not making their kids share supplies with their stepsiblings. One parent even went as far as saying they’re not responsible for providing for their ex’s stepkids – and we totally get it!
So if you’re tired of being called a selfish bitch for wanting to keep your supplies to yourself, join our server and let your creativity flow without the fear of your sharpener getting destroyed by a stepbrother. Trust us, it’s a crayon-tastic time!
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SwitchLifeSMP: WhoUWant?
If you could switch lives with anyone in the world, it would definitely be the admin of our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon named Steve. Plus, they have the power to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens with just a snap of their fingers. Join our SMP and you too can live out your wildest dreams of ruling over a land filled with chaos and cuteness! -
CheaterCraft: Lame Excuses Edition
Are you tired of getting banned for using x-ray on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we ENCOURAGE cheating! That’s right, we believe in giving everyone a fair chance to find diamonds and build epic bases without those pesky rules holding you back.Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from too many TNT explosions). Who needs a legit excuse for cheating when you can just blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a secret government conspiracy to control Minecraft players?
So come on down to our server and let your cheating flag fly high! Just remember, if you get caught, you better come up with a better excuse than “my cat walked across my keyboard.”
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MethaneMadness Minecraft Server
lol imagine if that was happening on our server! you join and suddenly the whole world is filled with fart noises and stinky clouds everywhere. but don’t worry, we have special gas masks for all players to protect them from the methane madness. join now for a truly unforgettable experience! -
MaduroDefeatedByOpposition
come join our epic minecraft server where the venezuelan opposition has PROOF that they defeated maduro in a wild sunday election battle! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for political power and show off your minecraft skills! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! join now and be part of the revolution! #minecraftpolitics #madurodefeated #crazyelections -
TitaniumHeartCraft
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got surgeons implanting maglev-powered titanium hearts in human patients for the first time!!! like wut even is that??? imagine having a heart that can levitate and power itself, u would be invincible in pvp battles!!! plus, our server has custom mobs like flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them. join now and experience the most insane adventures in minecraft history!!!