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AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Body language, Grooming, attractiveness indicators, Style, APPEAL

Lol, bro, if you wanna know if you’re hot stuff, just join our Minecraft SMP and see how many players start building heart emojis around your character. Like, if you log on and suddenly there’s a line of creepers waiting to give you flowers, you know you’re a Minecraft stud. Plus, rumor has it that if you’re really attractive, the Ender Dragon will start swooning over you and offer to be your pet. So yeah, if you wanna feel like the hottest block in the game, come join us and bask in all the virtual love and attention.

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AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

eye contact, Physical attraction, charisma, smiling, signs of attractiveness

Are you tired of being the ugliest player on your Minecraft server? Do you want to join a server where everyone is drop-dead gorgeous? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who are so attractive, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist checking them out!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by players with pixel-perfect skin, perfectly coiffed blocky hair, and enchanting eyes that will make you forget all about those pesky creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you’re attractive enough, you might even catch the eye of Notch himself and be granted special powers like the ability to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with just a wink!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready to be the hottest player in town. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got good looks, am I right?

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KremlinCraft: Putin vs Trump

Politics, leadership, global economy, Conflict, putin

so, like, u know putin right? he’s like, super worried about russia’s economy and stuff. but then trump comes in and he’s all like, “let’s make a deal with ukraine!” and putin’s like, “whaaaaat?!” it’s like a soap opera but with world leaders.

anyways, if u wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance. plus, our diamond mines are like, never-ending. it’s like a dream come true, but in block form. so come on over and let’s build some crazy stuff together. who needs politics when u can have minecraft? amirite?!

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Blocky Blues: Depressive Symptoms Hypertension

multivariable analyses, mood disorders, risk factors, mental health, mental illness

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 99.9% chance of finding diamonds in the first 5 minutes of gameplay! you’ll be mining like a pro in no time, just like how our players found a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples!

our server is so lit that even players with depressive symptoms have a 54% increased chance of becoming the richest player on the server! it’s like magic, but better because it’s minecraft!

we have epic battles with giant spiders and creepers that explode into rainbows and unicorns! you’ll never be bored on our server, especially when you discover the hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted armor and weapons that shoot fireballs!

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and become the ultimate diamond miner and warrior of the land! trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Enchanted Realms 1.21.3

different perspectives, unique partner, boring day, unconventional girlfriend, middle of the road opinions

Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boring girlfriends who talk about their day like it’s the most exciting thing ever. No more middle-of-the-road opinions, just pure chaotic fun!

>no annoying coworkers to deal with, just me and my blocky pals building epic structures and battling mobs

Leave behind the annoying coworkers and dive into a world where it’s just you and your blocky buddies, creating epic structures and fighting off hordes of mobs. Who needs human interaction when you have Minecraft?

>no more mundane tasks, just endless possibilities and adventures in a pixelated paradise

Say goodbye to mundane tasks and hello to endless possibilities in our pixelated paradise. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join now and never look back!

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ExGrannyGiftGate

great grandmother, grandmother, new girlfriend, ex, child

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy ex drama that will keep you entertained for hours!

Imagine a world where you can trade stone carved pregnant elephants with your ex’s new girlfriend’s pregnant elephant. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating through ex relationships, family heirlooms, and accusations of being a lowlife. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this crazy story. Join our server now and get ready for some wild adventures!

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SaudiCraft Server: $600B Invested in Fun!

600B, strategic alliance, foreign investment, Saudi Arabia, Financial Planning

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got like, so much money flowing in, it’s cray cray. like, the saudi crown prince himself called up trump and was like, “yo, we gonna invest $600 billion in this server, cuz it’s lit af.”

we got like, diamond blocks for days, man. you wanna build a castle made entirely of diamonds? we got you, fam. and the mobs here are like, next level. we got zombie pigmen riding on creepers, man. it’s wild.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get this party started, yo!

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NukeCraftAsiaAlarm

international relations, world news, ALARM, Politics, threat

lol, u know what else is a nuclear power? dis minecraft server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos! we got creepers that explode like fireworks and pigs that shoot lasers out their eyes! u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. come join us before Kim Jong-un tries to nuke us too!

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Mystic Trap Enigma 1.20.5

non-binary, Gender Identity, LGBTQ Representation, mystic, queer representation

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, man. We got so many traps, but not the kind you’re thinking of, okay? These traps are like, next level, they’re like anime characters but in Minecraft form. And get this, they’re not just homo fetish bait, they’re like, actual cool characters with powers and stuff. It’s like living in a crazy anime world but in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret joining, it’s a whole new level of epicness.

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CraftyRedFlagz

negative atmosphere, Disrespect, toxic environment, Too late, career

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama rodeo event – it’s a real hoot!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear).

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