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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6796 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | New Chunks Explored: | 620086 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8046 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
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