We got more curves than a rollercoaster and more blocks than a Tetris convention!
Join now and get ready to smack some creepers with that big fat butt of yours!
Don’t miss out on the chance to twerk your way to victory in the pixelated world of absolute madness!
Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?
We have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for dominance. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week. It’s a real cluckin’ good time!
But that’s not all, we also have a llama racing track where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory. The stakes are high and the llamas are fast, so make sure you bring your A-game (and some carrots for motivation).
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. It’s said to grant the eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for french fries. Will you be the one to find it and become the spud king?
So come on down to our server and prove that you’re the alpha of the alphas. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest survive (and maybe the silliest too).
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and embark on quests that will make you question reality. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Cum Pumping Challenge, where players compete to see who can post the most faces they want to pump full of cum.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!
![Owl Realms [1.21 Survival Java&Bedrock]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/Owl-Realms-121-Survival-JavaBedrock.gif)
⚔️ Improved Survival: Come and experience our next level survival gameplay. We’ve created a space where creative players and those familiar challenges of survival can enjoy themselves while learning the exciting new features that elevate your journey.
🌎 Vast, Beautiful World: Every single world in Owl Realms is a brand new experience, say hello to a breathtaking overworld. A nether world that aches to be explored and The End that truly feels like the end.
🛠️ Unique Features: Discover a variety of unique features carefully made to enhance your survival experience. Whether it’s our custom trading to our player-driven markets. There are plenty of surprises that Owl Realms offers to keep your adventure fresh and exciting.
Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to Minecraft, come join us in Owl Realm Survival today and become part of a great community that would love to have you here.
play.owlrealms.com
| Server Settings | Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla |
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| IP | canopymc.net |
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| Discord | https://canopymc.net/discord |
| Dynmap | https://canopymc.net/map |
The average player age is early to mid-20’s.
The map was reset on July 13th, and there are no plans for another reset unless the community calls for it.
There are typically 50 people online at any given time.
The server hosts fun events each week ranging from UHC to brand-new games.
Special features include a Soft Border, Semi-Vanilla setup, Dynamic Map, NEW HATS, DATAPACKS, and Community Builds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and adventures you’ll ever experience. From a diamond mining competition that ended in a full-blown war to a trading post where players have been known to sell their own grandmothers for a stack of emeralds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and let your inner capitalist run wild while sticking it to those subversive anticlassists. Who knew Minecraft could be so cutthroat and hilarious at the same time?
Our server is the perfect place for anyone who wants to focus on creativity and fun, without having to worry about being judged for how they look. We don’t care if you’re a pig or a unicorn, as long as you’re having a good time in our virtual world.
And hey, if you ever feel down about yourself, just remember that even the most toned players on our server still struggle with self-esteem. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your body image issues at the door. Let’s build a world where everyone is beautiful, inside and out!
Imagine a world where your sister is dating a Minecraft character named Chris, who has two sons aged 14 and 15. They are now engaged, but the real drama begins when Kate, your sister, starts venting about her relationship with Chris and his boys.
Chris lost his Minecraft wife when his youngest Minecraft son was just born. He made it clear to Kate that he wasn’t looking for a replacement mom for his Minecraft sons, but Kate had other plans. She wanted to be more than just “dad’s wife” in this pixelated family.
Kate tries to bond with the boys, but they treat her like a random NPC in the game. She feels like an outsider in her own Minecraft family and it’s driving her crazy. She even wanted the boys to walk her down the aisle in a virtual unity ceremony, but they weren’t having it.
As the wedding planning progresses, the tension rises like a creeper about to explode. Kate keeps venting to you about the same issue over and over again, and you finally have enough. You tell her that you’re not a virtual therapist and can’t handle the drama anymore.
Kate freaks out and calls you a terrible sister, but hey, at least you’re not stuck in a Minecraft love triangle like her. So join our server for a wild ride of family drama, virtual weddings, and explosive emotions. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
Join us and experience a world where gender norms are thrown out the window and everyone is free to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant pink castle as a tough, burly warrior? Go for it! Want to wear a sparkly unicorn skin as a fearless adventurer? Absolutely!
Our server is known for its wild and wacky events, like the annual “Gender Bender Build-Off” where players swap genders for a day and see who can create the most fabulous structure. The winner gets a virtual tiara and bragging rights for the rest of the year.
So come on over and join us for a gender-bending, rule-breaking, laugh-inducing good time! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself you never knew existed.
A newly formed worldbuilding server looking to allow players almost total freedom in creating determining the history and politics of the world. Will you forge a mighty empire, become a wealthy merchant, own your own bar and brew your own alcohol, or become a bum in your local city? This and more in Hardrada Worldbuilding! YOU make your own nations, government, militaries, companies, buildings, everything is made by the players.
We promise minimal admin intervention and an unbiased staff team. As well as balanced and fair rules and we are open to suggestions from the community. This is pure, vanilla worldbuilding without any dumb rules or plugins. This is meant to let the players almost entirely run the server. NO RESETS
Notable plugins:AngelchestBreweryChestshopCombatlogNo E chestsDynmapGeyser (Bedrock comp)RTPNo phantomsSiege warSimple SitTowny
Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569
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