Are you tired of going to the gym and seeing all those guys flexing in the mirror, hoping to impress a potential girlfriend? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about their dating life! Join us and escape the gym bro drama for good – because who needs a six-pack when you can have a diamond sword? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is the ultimate wingman, so why waste your time at the gym when you could be slaying dragons instead? Join our server today and level up your gaming experience – no gym membership required!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old faces? Well, look no further because our server is full of faces you’ll want to rail until they’re a sloppy mess! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane shenanigans.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. Trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Do you have some serious family issues that you need to work out in a virtual world? Look no further than our server! Join us if you’re into Oedipus complexes and want to explore your deep-seated issues with your parents while building epic structures in-game. Who knows, you might even find your virtual mother figure and create a dysfunctional family of your own! Join now for a psychoanalytic adventure like no other.
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
Join us if you want to share your genes with some smelly femcel – because who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? We’re all about genetic diversity and creating a community of players who are as tall as 6’3 and as Slavic as they come.
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy genetics and hilarious shenanigans, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match and create the ultimate Minecraft power couple!
Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, constantly getting rejected by all the virtual hoes in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to change your luck! Join us and watch as the hoes flock to you like bees to honey. Our server has a special potion that guarantees you’ll be drowning in hoes in no time.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hoes’ Paradise, a secret land where the hoes roam free and the diamonds flow like water. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Hoes’ Paradise will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to discover this mythical land?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hoe magnet you were always meant to be!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Not to mention, our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Beauty Pageant” where players compete to see who can build the most fabulous pixelated outfit to impress the judges.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with that special someone who shares your love for all things blocky. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even therapists can’t resist our charm! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with unexpected encounters and questionable therapy sessions. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so lit, even Miku herself would want to join! That’s right, we’ve got virtual pop stars lining up to play with us.
2. Rumor has it, Hibari from our server is everyone’s girl crush. She’s slaying the game and stealing hearts left and right.
3. We’re all about that kayfabe life. You think you know drama? Wait until you see the epic storylines unfolding on our server. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of virtual adventures and unexpected friendships. See you in the game, darlings!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only gay players are allowed! Why, you ask? Well, because only gay people are capable of fully understanding and opening up to each other emotionally. Straight players just can’t handle the deep connection that our server fosters.
Join us for a wild ride of love, friendship, and block-building fun! Our community is filled with players who are ready to spiritually become one with each other (in a non-creepy way, of course). Plus, our server is so fabulous that even the creepers wear rainbow colors!
So, if you’re ready to experience true love and build epic creations with your fellow gaymers, then join us on this magical journey. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate in the process!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!
Join us and you’ll find yourself embarking on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot laser beams from their eyes!
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive Disco Sheep! These funky sheep can be found boogying down to the beat of their own drum in the enchanted Forest of Funk.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Your friend will thank you later.
Small Fun SMP, SkyBlock Server 1.8 to 1.16.5. In-Game ranks, spawners, shop, auction house, trading, Minions, Pets, LuckyBlocks and lots of other items. Don’t need to pay to play 100% free to play. Come claim land, build, explore and have lots of fun with other players, there is a troll running around so be careful he is annoying!! Check us out!
We are new to the server family, we have worked very hard to bring new game modes to you such as sky-block,kitpvp,factions and
sky wars, we are adding many more soon, see ya there!
Minefinity is a revolutionary Survival experience that focuses on bringing players together unlike ever before!
We strive to provide a custom experience while maintaining the pure survival gameplay. Your build can not be griefed by anyone and you can fight other players for their items in PvP arena.
CaribbeanCraft NetworkA Minecraft server where you can join and play with your friends, while you meet challenges and have fun every day. You can get unique things in our Survival SemiVanilla 1.16 modality where you can explore and dominate the world. We hope to have your presence and grow this project to which we have put so much love
SteakGalaxy is an Economic Survival server with lots of unique features that you won’t see on other servers. The server is about earning money from farming, voting, opening keys, selling stuff to other people and much more. There is a rankup system with 7 ranks where you get access to more commands every time you rankup. When you are fully ranked up you will have access to most of the donator commands such as /fly and /sethome (unlimited). You can buy ranks and perks on the store, but the server isnt pay to win at all. With enough grind you can get all the donater stuff by playing on the server and earning money.
On the server we have lots of special GUIs that makes the experience better. We have a voteshop GUI where you can buy special kits and claimblocks from with vote tokens. You get vote tokens by voting on the server, or by winning them in the /warp crates. We also have a unique events GUI where you can see all the upcoming events on the server. We will have lots of drop parties on the server, and special events where you grind for special pickaxes or other prices.
The server runs with 6gb of memory and a very good connection which should make you able to be around 20-30 ping if you live central europe. The server runs 24/7 with very few restarts or issues.
The server is 1.15.2 and will be upgraded to 1.16 as soon as its possible. We also have a Discord with lots of members that you can join with this link: https://discord.gg/hcZvD7G. If you want to play on a nice Economy Survival server with a lot of unique features, SteakGalaxy is the right server for you. We hope to see you soon!
Welcome to ZuiderCraft!ZuiderCraft is a rapidly developing Minecraft Java Edition server.In a very short time, ZuiderCraft has grown into a multi-server network with various game modes.Thanks to the quick actions of the staff team, the server will continue to grow consistently.
The ZuiderCraft team strives to add new things to the server on a weekly basis, keeping it challenging for every player.
ZuiderCraft is suitable for all ages. With well-defined and balanced rules, everyone treats each other with respect.The staff team’s swift actions also ensure that the server remains as safe and clean as possible.