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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8352 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 987784 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
