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  • LunchBoxLegends Minecraft Server

    LunchBoxLegends Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on your Minecraft server? Join our server for a variety of lunch options that will blow your mind! From tuna sandwiches to chicken salad to veggie wraps, we’ve got it all!

    Just like Jack’s lunches, our server is full of surprises and variety. And if anyone tries to tell you to change your lunch, just tell them to sit somewhere else! We don’t tolerate lunch shaming here.

    So come join us on the playground of Minecraft servers, where the sandwiches are delicious and the drama is always entertaining. Who knows, you might even run into a Karen or two along the way!

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  • SufferCraft2021

    SufferCraft2021
    so, like, you know how some peeps are all like, “why ain’t you sufferin’ like we thought you would?” well, forget about them losers and come join our epic minecraft server! we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with creepers bustin’ out sick dance moves.

    if you join our server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang in town. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon or a magical wand that turns your enemies into chickens.

    plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your stuff. and don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like parkour racing on flying carpets or spleef battles on a giant ice cream sundae.

    so, forget about those haters and come join our minecraft server where the only suffering you’ll be doing is from laughing too hard at all the crazy fun we have. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! why join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that turned out to be a portal to a magical land where all the blocks were made of candy! they lived happily ever after, munching on sugary goodness and building castles out of marshmallows.

    but wait, there’s more! on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, tame dragons as pets, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. yes, you heard that right. the ender dragon has some sick moves, trust me.

    so come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most wonderful minecraft community you’ll ever find. remember, no matter how good you are, people will still treat you the way they want to. and here, they want to treat you like a legend.

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  • BdayBluesGoneAuntieSaysWhine

    BdayBluesGoneAuntieSaysWhine
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama like Taylor here? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where aunts can be two-faced and birthdays can be ruined by camping trips. On our server, you can build your dream birthday party without any interruptions from relatives. Plus, we have a special “Whine-Free Zone” where you can vent about your problems without being called whiny. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – join our server today!

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  • PupCraft Bday Bash

    PupCraft Bday Bash
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

    We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

    But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

    Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?

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  • DishwasherHalfFullCraft

    DishwasherHalfFullCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where the dishwasher is always half-full and the creepers are always half-dead! come build a house made entirely of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with a saddle made of diamonds! our server is so lit, even the zombies are doing the macarena! plus, if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual tacos! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the glass is always half-full…of lava!

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  • NephewGriefGraduationFun

    NephewGriefGraduationFun
    Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where family feuds are a thing of the past! No more awkward family gatherings or rude nephews ruining your daughter’s med school graduation. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft in peace. Say goodbye to disrespectful relatives and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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  • PartyCraft: Guest List Drama

    PartyCraft: Guest List Drama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about family values and intimate celebrations? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize quality time with loved ones over partying with bros!

    Join us for a birthday bash like no other, where only the most important people in your life are invited. Say goodbye to rowdy friends crashing the party and hello to a sweet and heartfelt celebration for your little one.

    Forget about beer-fueled shenanigans, we’re all about building relationships and creating memories that will last a lifetime. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s all about love, laughter, and wholesome fun!

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
    hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether! we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair full of diamond blocks (shhh, don’t tell anyone)!
    but wait, there’s more! join our server and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of cotton candy! oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who can speak in perfect english? yea, we’re that cool.
    so what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server in the universe! trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud, then maybe you will. but who wants to be a stick in the mud anyway? not me, that’s for sure!

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  • RoseCraft: ThornCounters

    RoseCraft: ThornCounters
    join our epic minecraft server where the roses smell like bacon and the thorns are made of chocolate! 🌹🥓🍫

    we have a secret underground city where llamas ride pigs and chickens wear sunglasses. 🕶️🐔

    our players have the power to shoot rainbows out of their fingertips and ride unicorns into battle. 🌈🦄

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and a diamond sword that sings show tunes. 🐉💎🎶

    so what are you waiting for? come join the wackiest, wildest, most wonderful minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌🎮

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