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  • CelebRageCraft

    CelebRageCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

    One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

    So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

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  • HireMe4Minecraft SMP

    HireMe4Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

    Join us if you want to work with a team of players who have survived multiple creeper explosions, battled giant spiders, and even tamed a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

    We’re looking for players who aren’t afraid to think outside the block and build the most outrageous structures imaginable. From a giant hotdog roller coaster to a castle made entirely of cake, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?).

    So if you’re ready to join a server where the only qualification is a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft, then come on down to our SMP and let the chaos begin!

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  • DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

    DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

    And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

    So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • SeatSnatcherCraft

    SeatSnatcherCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of high school and join a community of players who actually appreciate you! Unlike that girl in 11th grade who can’t seem to mind her own business, our server is full of friendly players who won’t try to cheat off your test answers or make fun of you behind your back.

    Join us and build your own virtual world where you can focus on what really matters – like mining for diamonds and battling mobs. Plus, we have a strict no-cheating policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone peeking at your screen while you’re trying to survive in the wilderness.

    So come on over to our server and leave the high school drama behind. Trust us, you’ll have a much better time hanging out with creepers and zombies than dealing with mean girls who can’t appreciate a good seat in class.

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  • NoMoreWhiningMC

    NoMoreWhiningMC
    Tired of people whining about not having enough diamonds in Minecraft? Well, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our server is literally made of diamonds – the ground, the trees, even the animals are all sparkling with precious gems.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who are actually super chill once you get to know them. They throw the best parties and even teach you how to do the Creeper Shuffle dance move.

    So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where diamonds are plentiful and creepers are your best friends, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • CraftyBoomerAge

    CraftyBoomerAge
    Join our Minecraft server and instantly age yourself by 10 years! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll go from a fresh-faced youngster to a wise old sage in no time. Why waste time growing up the old-fashioned way when you can fast-track your aging process with us?

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to battle against a horde of zombie grandmas who are hell-bent on stealing all the cookies in the land. Can you outsmart these wrinkly foes and reclaim the coveted cookies for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret hidden level where you can ride around on flying dentures and engage in epic toothbrush jousting tournaments. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embrace your inner elderly warrior. Just don’t forget to pack your denture adhesive and anti-aging cream – you’re gonna need it!

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  • GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

    GrannyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that you won’t have to deal with entitled daughters throwing tantrums or threatening to move to California with your grandchild.

    Join our server and escape to a world where the only responsibility you have is to build epic structures and survive against creepers and zombies. No more feeling like a maid or a substitute mom – on our server, you’re free to be whoever you want to be!

    So come on over and leave the drama behind. Trust us, mining for diamonds is way more satisfying than dealing with family issues. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • Half Full Half Empty Server

    Half Full Half Empty Server
    join dis server if u want to experience the wildest ride of ur minecraft lyfe. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that tell dad jokes. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u with their beauty.

    once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with unlimited cake. they ate so much cake that they turned into a cake themselves. now they roam the server, spreading frosting and sprinkles wherever they go.

    if u join our server, u might stumble upon a talking tree who gives u quests to find the rarest items in the game. but be warned, the tree has a bad sense of direction and might send u on a wild goose chase.

    so come join us and see what adventures await u in our magical minecraft world. remember, it doesn’t matter if a glass is half full or half empty, it matters what’s in it. and in our server, that glass is filled with pure chaos and fun.

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  • RamenCraft Minecraft Server

    RamenCraft Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where following instructions is a crime punishable by undercooked noodles! Join us for a wild ride of non-spicy ramen adventures, where the only rule is to cook your noodles for exactly 4 minutes or face the wrath of the undercooked pasta gods.

    Experience the thrill of defying the instructions and facing the consequences of your actions, just like our friend who dared to warm up her noodles for a little longer. Will you be praised for your bravery or scolded for your insolence? Only time will tell on our server.

    But beware, for not appreciating a bowl of undercooked ramen may lead to accusations of giving "f***ing attitude" to those who try to do something nice for you. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of following instructions in the world of Minecraft!

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  • PickMeNotPlsCraft

    PickMeNotPlsCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any pick me attitudes! If you’re cute, feminine, and love cooking for your significant other, then this is the place for you. We celebrate all things girly and cutesy, so if you’re looking for a server that appreciates your adorable mannerisms, look no further!

    Join us and leave behind all the haters who can’t handle your cuteness. We don’t stand for anyone calling you a pick me, because here, you’re a queen who deserves to be treated like royalty. And if anyone dares to insult you, our community will have your back with some epic comebacks that will leave them speechless.

    So come on over to our server and let your girly side shine. Who needs the negativity of the real world when you can escape to a place where being cute and feminine is celebrated? Plus, we have the best virtual lunches packed with love and care, because that’s just how we roll in this Minecraft world. Join us now and say goodbye to anyone who tries to bring you down – they’ll never get picked in our kingdom of fabulousness!

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