Normies will smell the difference in you once you start playing on our server. No more pretending to have pussy, because here, you’ll be rewarded with all the chemicals vital to your mental health after you conquer the game. Don’t let the gatekeepers of life keep you down – join our server and show them who’s boss!
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Blocky Booty Bash
Are you tired of being a social outcast? Do you want to level up your confidence and attitude to astronomical levels? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a certified sex haver, because let’s face it, that’s the purpose of life, right? -
ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!
10. prediction, 14. I was right, 17. I knew this would happen, 18. I saw it coming, 16. I warned youAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.
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Blocky Beef Banter
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama unfolds!Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Sheep Queen as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens finally overthrow their woolly overlords? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of pigs who are plotting to take over the entire server with their advanced technology and superior intelligence. Will you join them in their quest for domination or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see what crazy adventures await you. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!
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Crafty McLaughy’s LOLz Emporium
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our custom weapons and armor will have you slaying those feathered fiends in no time!But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you access to their riches.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that hovers above a pit of lava filled with friendly fire-breathing dragons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced parkour like this before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Chickens with Attitude
Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and Momoka is the ruler of all! Join us if you dare to embark on epic quests, battle fierce creatures, and build the most fabulous creations the world has ever seen.
Why should you join Momoka‘s server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Momoka once tamed a dragon with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. And if you join her server, you too could learn the ways of the dragon whisperer!
But that’s not all! On Momoka‘s server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land of infinite diamond blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join Momoka‘s Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they tend to explode when you least expect it!
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Blocky Drama Queens: ‘What’s his f***ing problem?’
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!Join us if you want to battle against zombie pigs riding on flying chickens, mine for diamonds while dodging giant exploding creepers, and build your own castle with walls made entirely of TNT (because who needs boring old stone blocks anyway?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to turn your enemies into adorable baby sheep.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
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NahCraft: Where building is optional and the mobs have attitude. Yeah, nah.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-mugshot policy because we only want players who have never been caught stealing diamonds in the virtual world! Join us if you want to avoid any shady characters who might try to steal your virtual loot while you’re busy building your epic castle. Plus, who wants to team up with someone who’s been arrested for griefing? Trust us, you’ll have a much better time on our server without any sketchy criminals lurking around. So come join us and let’s build a Minecraft world free of mugshots and full of epic adventures! -
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Landish craft is a survival server with a private auto mine, albeit empty
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Eternal Wasteland
Eternal Wasteland – Full Anarchy – No Bans – Custom Enchants – 3-year-old map – Always Anarchy – Never Vanilla – Sister Server is Full Anarchy – eternalwasteland.cometernalwasteland.com
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BAMA Modern Warfare, where even the blocks are armed and dangerous! No kids allowed.
Minecraft Server Overview:
Server Name: BAMA Modern Warfare Opening Date: 6/20 Owner: MrNogan Co-Owner: Glister Server Type: Geo Pol server set in the modern age/near future Features:
- 🔫 WW2 to Modern Arsenal
- ✈️ Aerial Dominance
- 🚢 Naval Warfare
- 🚀 Space Exploration
- 🏗️ Nation Building
- 📜 Strict Rulebook
Join our Discord server here.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Question Answer What is the opening date of the BAMA Modern Warfare server? The server is opening on 6/20. Who is the Owner and Co-Owner of the server? MrNogan is the Owner and Glister is the Co-Owner. What is the theme of the server? It is a Geo Pol server set in the modern age/near future. What features does the server offer? The server offers a wide range of features including WW2 to Modern Arsenal, Aerial Dominance, Naval Warfare, Space Exploration, Nation Building, and a Strict Rulebook. Is there a Discord server for the BAMA Modern Warfare server? Yes, you can join the Discord server here.