Normies will smell the difference in you once you start playing on our server. No more pretending to have pussy, because here, you’ll be rewarded with all the chemicals vital to your mental health after you conquer the game. Don’t let the gatekeepers of life keep you down – join our server and show them who’s boss!
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ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!
1. I told you so, 10. prediction, 11. proof, 12. hindsight is 20/20, 13. I knew it, 14. I was right, 15. told ya so, 16. I warned you, 17. I knew this would happen, 18. I saw it coming, 19. I called it, 2. fucking, 20. I told you this would happen., 3. I fucking told you so, 4. told you so, 5. warning, 6. hindsight, 7. lesson learned, 8. validation, 9. vindication, attitude, blocks, ToldYaCraftAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.
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Blocky Beef Banter
Assessment, attitude, banter, Beef, BELIEF, blocky, feeling, Impression, Interpretation, judgment, mutual perception, opinion, Perception, perspective, Regard, relationship, Respect, sentiment, think.., thought, Understanding, view, ViewpointAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama unfolds!Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Sheep Queen as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens finally overthrow their woolly overlords? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of pigs who are plotting to take over the entire server with their advanced technology and superior intelligence. Will you join them in their quest for domination or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see what crazy adventures await you. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!
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Crafty McLaughy’s LOLz Emporium
answer, approach, attitude, Behavior, Communication, coping, Crafty, dealing with challenges, decision, emotion, Emporium, ENGAGEMENT, Expression, Feedback, handling, Interaction, lolz, McLaughys, opinion, reaction, Reply, response, strategy, thoughtAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our custom weapons and armor will have you slaying those feathered fiends in no time!But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you access to their riches.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that hovers above a pit of lava filled with friendly fire-breathing dragons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced parkour like this before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Chickens with Attitude
attitude, bandmates, bassist, chickens, Describe, drummer, emotional, Energetic, female musicians, Girls Band Cry, guitarist, harmonies, japanese, Momoka, Music, Music (Industry), passionate, powerful vocals, rock band, stage presence, TALENTED, vocalistWelcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and Momoka is the ruler of all! Join us if you dare to embark on epic quests, battle fierce creatures, and build the most fabulous creations the world has ever seen.
Why should you join Momoka‘s server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Momoka once tamed a dragon with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. And if you join her server, you too could learn the ways of the dragon whisperer!
But that’s not all! On Momoka‘s server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land of infinite diamond blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join Momoka‘s Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they tend to explode when you least expect it!
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Blocky Drama Queens: ‘What’s his f***ing problem?’
anger, annoyance, attitude, Behavior, blocky, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, curse words, Drama, emotions, Expression, FING, Frustration, Irritation, Language, misunderstanding, Problem, QUEENS, reaction, relationships, response, swearing, whatsAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!Join us if you want to battle against zombie pigs riding on flying chickens, mine for diamonds while dodging giant exploding creepers, and build your own castle with walls made entirely of TNT (because who needs boring old stone blocks anyway?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to turn your enemies into adorable baby sheep.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
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NahCraft: Where building is optional and the mobs have attitude. Yeah, nah.
Accountability, attitude, building, criminal records, Decision making, Democracy, elections, Ethics, Government, Integrity, Justice, law enforcement, mobs, mugshots, Nah, NahCraft, not voting, obvious, Optional, Politics, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, society, VALUES, Voting, yeahWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-mugshot policy because we only want players who have never been caught stealing diamonds in the virtual world! Join us if you want to avoid any shady characters who might try to steal your virtual loot while you’re busy building your epic castle. Plus, who wants to team up with someone who’s been arrested for griefing? Trust us, you’ll have a much better time on our server without any sketchy criminals lurking around. So come join us and let’s build a Minecraft world free of mugshots and full of epic adventures! -
AUGHHHHHH…just kidding, it’s actually a fun SMP server! 1.21 Whitelist Vanilla
AUGHHHHHH…just, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Hungergames, Kidding, KitPvP, Maze, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla, WhitelistMinecraft Server Overview
Rules No griefing, no hacks/duping Server Type Survival Discord Link Join our Discord FAQ
Question Answer Can anyone join the server? Yes, all are welcome to join and play Are there any restrictions on building? No, you are free to build wherever you’d like Is PvP allowed? Yes, PvP is allowed but please respect other players How often is the server reset? We do not have a regular reset schedule, but updates will be announced on Discord -
DragonQueenDanaerysMC SMP
Azor Ahai prophecy, Character development, Danaerys, Defeat, DragonQueenDanaerysMC, fan theories, FANTASY, game of thrones, jon snow, Mad Dany, night king, plot twist, Prophecy, rationale, redemption arc, smp, snapping, threat, Turn, TV series, White WalkerAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!Imagine a world where Danaerys Targaryen gets turned into a White Walker by the night king. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness the epic battle between Jon Snow and the White Walker version of Dany. Will Jon fulfill the Azor Ahai prophecy and save the realm? You’ll have to join to find out!
But that’s not all – we have insane stories and plot twists happening every day. From dragons randomly spawning in the sky to giant creepers attacking players, you never know what’s going to happen next.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
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DriveOrDieCraft
BMW 330, Car Enthusiast, car maintenance, comfortable, DriveOrDieCraft, early 2000s, economical, family dynamics, family hauler, family needs, favorite generation, finances, heavy influence, inexperienced driver, long commute, Marriage, practical, real say, Reliable, Sedan, small SUVWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience ever, where you can drive virtual cars without your wife telling you what to do! No more arguments about practicality and comfort, just pure fun and excitement.
Imagine cruising around in a virtual BMW 330 from the early 2000s, without a care in the world. No need to worry about maintenance or passing it on to inexperienced drivers, because in this world, anything is possible!
So come join us and leave all your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a small SUV when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Say goodbye to complaints and mocking, and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. See you there!
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BabyCraft: Adding to the Fam!
ADDING, adding to family, baby bump, baby news, baby on the way, BabyCraft, Conception, EXPECTING, fam, Family Planning, fertility, growing family, maternity, mother-to-be, Motherhood, new addition, parenthood, plus signs, positive result, Pregnancy, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy tests, two linesYo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ like a pregnancy test with a plus sign! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!First off, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! Who needs to mine when you got flying bling-bling pigs?
Secondly, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are also expert hackers. They’ll protect your builds from any griefers and trolls with their mad llama skills.
And last but not least, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Alacity: Where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have no rules! Come play on our semi-vanilla server!
alacity, Anarchy, Chaos, Connect, Cracked, Discord, home, Ip:, Minecraft, No admin interference, no rules experience, Play, powerful machine, quality of life, REIGNS, rule, rules, Semivanilla, Server, Tpa, Vanilla, Website, World Resets🔥 The fastest growing anarchy server of 2024! 🔥
Alacity is a semi-vanilla, cracked anarchy server. We don’t use anything that takes away from the vanilla experience.
We also allow the use of “cracked”, non official clients, so you do not need to own a copy of Minecraft to join in. No admin interference or world resets at all.
Server runs on a very powerful machine. It’s a very classic “no rules” experience, with the added quality of life of /home and /tpa.
The ip to connect is: alacity.net
Visit our website: https://alacity.net
Join our discord: https://discord.gg/qYGCTFNCjN
FAQ
Question Answer Is there any admin interference on the server? No, there is no admin interference on the server. Are there any world resets? No, there are no world resets on the server. Can I use a cracked client to join? Yes, you can use a cracked, non-official client to join the server. What are the added quality of life features? /home and /tpa commands are available for added convenience. -
SemenVampireGamer Minecraft SMP
Blood, Creature, creepy, dark fantasy, desire, eerie, face, fantasy creature, Forbidden, Gothic, Horror, immortal, Lust, Macabre, Minecraft, Monster, seduction, semen vampire, SemenVampireGamer, smp, Supernatural, temptation, VampireWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the mobs are wild and the players are even wilder! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the only currency is llama spit and the only way to win is by collecting as many chicken feathers as possible.But beware, for lurking in the shadows is the infamous semen vampire, a creature so terrifying that even creepers run in fear. Legend has it that if you can defeat the semen vampire in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that can shoot lasers and turn pigs into flying unicorns.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for those pesky semen vampires!
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NoSisNoMomsHomeLOL
24 hour care, care, crisis list, Decline, dementia, ENTITLEMENT, family home, financial care, heartbroken, household expenses, Inheritance, mom, move back in, NoSisNoMomsHomeLOL, nursing home, Poa, Siblings, sister, strained relationship, supervise visits, toxic householdLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, entitlement, and inheritance drama!Imagine a server where siblings fight over who gets the best room, where the main objective is to outdo each other in the game of “who can be the most toxic family member.” Will you side with the sister who only visits for 3 hours at a time or the brother who hasn’t been seen since December?
But wait, there’s more! Become the POA of your virtual family’s affairs and make tough decisions like whether to kick out your sister and niece for their entitled behavior. Will you keep the family home intact or watch it crumble under the weight of sibling rivalry?
Join now for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion!
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UntrustworthySteve
can’t trust, deceitful, deceitful behavior, deceptive, dishonest, disloyal, double-crossing, duplicitous, fraudulent, Shady, shady behavior, Sketchy, suspicious, Treacherous, two-faced, unfaithful, unreliable, unscrupulous, untrustworthy, UntrustworthySteve, untruthfulIf you see someone in Minecraft wearing a diamond helmet made entirely of cheese, riding a pig named Sir Oinksalot while carrying a sign that says “I steal all the virtual cookies”, then you know you’ve found the perfect server to join! Our server is filled with crazy characters and wild adventures, like the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken with laser eyes that shoots out bacon. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else! So come join us and see what shenanigans await you – just don’t trust anyone wearing a cheese helmet.