Join us for epic battles with creepers and zombies, where you’ll need all the agility and speed of a ninja cat like Yoruichi to survive. And speaking of cats, did you know that Yoruichi’s shunpo ability was actually inspired by her love for playing with laser pointers? True story.
But the real question is, why does Yoruichi wear Pornhub colors? Well, rumor has it that she once got lost in the internet and stumbled upon the site, and was so impressed by their color scheme that she decided to incorporate it into her wardrobe. Who knew that a visit to a naughty website could inspire a fashion icon?
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as bold and daring as Yoruichi herself, come join us! Just be prepared for plenty of surprises, just like Yoruichi’s ever-changing hairstyles.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and rules over all the chicken subjects in the land. Will you pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King and become a knight of the coop?
And if weddings and chicken royalty aren’t enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as DJ’s, and watch out for the zombie bouncers who will kick you out if you’re not dressed in your best diamond armor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!
Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Who needs therapy when you can battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated drama?
Create your own unique avatar and explore our vast world, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from stepmoms in sweatpants. Want your biological parents to walk you down the aisle? No problem! Just watch out for any objections from NPCs who think they know better than you.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with a stepmom who’s determined to make your virtual life as chaotic as your real one. It’s all fun and games until someone tries to get you arrested for standing up to them…in Minecraft, of course!
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the Macarena. Not to mention, our villagers are known for throwing the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our Ender Dragon is actually a professional stand-up comedian.
But wait, there’s more! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides, perfect for a relaxing day in hell. And did I mention that our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise? That’s right, you’ll never find a more magical server than Native American Tux.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Join us and you’ll find yourself diving into a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds!
And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you see our costume parties! Every day is a new theme, from dressing up as a potato to strutting your stuff as a disco-loving llama. So grab your pixelated party hat and join us for a week of non-stop costume madness that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!
| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/MXSVdcXxSs |
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| Version | 1.21 (Java) |
| Datapacks/plugins | Simple VC, Armour Stand mod, mob heads and many more |
We’re looking for dedicated long-term and mature players. Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range. We have just started, but we have a bunch of players already. The server will open this Friday. There is an application process if you wish to play on the server. We don’t go strict on the rules, but just don’t be a dick.
A: The server will open this Friday.
A: The community is mostly in the 15-22 age range.
A: We don’t have strict rules, but we expect players to be mature and respectful towards others. Just don’t be a dick.
Join us and express your unique style with an undercut, dyed hair, and a love for all things fruity. No dresses or skirts required – in fact, we encourage you to rock a button down with a corset and dress pants just like our fearless leader.
We support all forms of self-expression, whether you’re fully masculine or just prefer to be more masculine presenting in your clothing. And don’t worry about ruining anyone’s “perfect wedding plans” – on our server, you can wear a suit or a tux to your heart’s content without any judgment.
So come on over and join our wacky, wild Minecraft community where you can be yourself and let your creativity shine! No frilly dresses allowed, only pants that flow enough to pass as a dress – because who says you can’t have the best of both worlds?