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BroHouse Minecraft Server

aita, Attic, Boundary, BroHouse, brother, clutter, Communication, decluttering, disagreement, Enabling, family, Frustration, garage, Hoarding, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mutual friends, people pleaser, Property, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, Storage

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Potions Brewed:	192
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we support your right to say no to storing boxes in your attic!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, as we navigate the complexities of family dynamics and garage storage wars. Will you be the hero who sets boundaries and declutters your virtual space, or will you be the villain who hoards all the virtual items?

With outrageous stories like these, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, who knows what crazy adventures await you when you log in? Join now and let the madness begin!

HangryCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Magic Items Found:	8062	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Void Armor Forged:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a boss! Join us and build your own virtual world where phone calls about pet fish and aquarium setups don’t exist.

Imagine a world where dinner is always ready on time and you never have to wait for your partner to finish chatting about work gossip. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity without any interruptions.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where overreacting is encouraged and storming off in a virtual world is totally acceptable. So come on, join us and leave the real-world drama behind!

GazaHospTerrorMCServ

arms distribution, captured terrorist, command center, footage, Gaza hospitals, GazaHospTerrorMCServ, Hamas, idf, international law, Israeli defense forces, Middle East conflict, militant groups, Military operations, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Safety, security threats, Terrorism, terrorist tactics, video evidence, War Crimes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because we have like, the craziest adventures ever. like, one time, we found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and we had to fight off a hoard of zombie pigmen to get to it. it was so intense, bro.

and, like, another time, we had this epic battle with a giant ender dragon and we all had to work together to defeat it. it was like, something out of a movie, man. you gotta join this server if you wanna have insane stories like that to tell your friends.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunts we have every week? yeah, we hide chests filled with rare items all over the map and you gotta use your wits to find them. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and start your epic adventure today!

TerrorCraft: CharlieHebdo10yrs

Charlie Hebdo attack, CharlieHebdo10yrs, CounterTerrorism, digital platforms, extremism, France, government response, Hate Speech, Minister, online radicalization, online recruitment, online surveillance, online threats, Propaganda, radical ideology, security measures, social media, social media impact, terror threat, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, Violent extremism

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

omg u guys, dis minecraft server is da bomb dot com! if u dont join, ur basically letting social media terrorists win in france. like, seriously, the minister said so! remember dat charlie hebdo attack? well, dis server is gonna make sure dat never happens again. join us and fight against da terror threat with ur blocky building skills. plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we plan our epic pranks on da bad guys. so come on, join now and be a hero in da virtual world! #blockyjustice #minecraftforlife #terroristscantstopus

Creature Love Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, Affection, animal lover deep love, cherished love, Creature, deep connection, devotion creature lover, endearment adoration, fascination, Fondness, fucks favorite creature, heartfelt love, infatuation beloved creature, intense emotion, Land, love, loving nature, loving relationship, passionate love, soulful bond creature adoration, strong bond enchantment, treasured bond emotional connection, wild creature admiration

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with a twist – the unicorns shoot lasers out of their horns and the rainbows are made of Skittles! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but on crack, man.

And get this, instead of boring old zombies and skeletons, we’ve got dancing llamas and singing creepers. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, except the DJ is a pig wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the villagers breakdance and the Ender Dragon does the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a little bit of sanity. But who needs sanity when you’ve got exploding sheep and flying cows, am I right? Let’s get weird, my dude.

NoPainNoGainMC Server

activities, age, aquatics program, Communication, Conversation, Cuts, discomfort, enjoyment, holiday, lanky, MONEY, NoPainNoGainMC, parents, rocks, sailing, school break, Server, shallow water, snorkeling, swimming, Tall, update

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Farms Harvested:	159
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of being forced into activities you hate by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of aquatics programs! No more sailing, swimming, or snorkeling against your will – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world.

On our server, you can be as lanky and tall as you want without fear of getting hit by a boom. No more cuts from scraping on rocks while snorkeling – just smooth sailing through pixelated waters.

Say goodbye to shallow water snorkeling and hello to deep dives into epic adventures. And best of all, no more “I’m an adult, so you are wrong” excuses – just a community of fellow gamers who understand your pain.

Join now and leave the aquatics program drama behind. Let’s sail into a world of endless possibilities together!

DadCraft – Stop the Racism!

black rights, bullying, colorism, cultural identity, DadCraft, Diversity, family dynamics, Greek, Greek heritage, interracial couple, interracial relationship, lgbtq rights, long nose, microaggressions, olive skin, racial sensitivity, racism, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, STOP, trans rights, unpacking racism, white passing

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	199	Buildings Constructed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shades of vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own olive-skinned, hairy masterpiece of a world.

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re advocating for black rights, trans rights, or just trying to survive in a world full of snaggy comments. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a white dad or being half Greek – we love all players, no matter their DNA test results.

So come on in and unpack your racism with us, as we explore the boundaries of what it means to be a social justice warrior in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads along the way!

CraftyExecutions Minecraft Server

Capital Punishment, civil liberties, CraftyExecutions, death penalty, discrimination, executions, gender equality, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, iran, iran executions, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Political unrest, Server, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN IRAN IN 2024! WE EXECUTE OVER 900 NOOBS A DAY, INCLUDING DOZENS OF WOMEN (jk jk, we don’t do that, we just slay them in PVP).

COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)

CraftyBerlin

Condolences, CraftyBerlin, crime, Dead, diplomat, diplomatic corps, Embassy, foreign affairs, German, Government, international relations, investigation, Islamabad, mysterious death, News, Pakistan, RIP, suspicious death, Tragedy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8037	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

lol u wont believe wat happened on our minecraft server! a german diplomat was found dead in islamabad… jk jk, but seriously, we have the craziest adventures waiting for u on our server! join us if u want to explore epic builds, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious deaths (jk again lol). come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! u never know what u might find on our server… maybe even a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Smoking Blocker Server

behavioral therapy, Blocker, bupropion, clinical trial, depression, Double-Blind, major depressive disorder, mental health, Nicotine Patch, nicotine replacement therapy, pharmacotherapy, placebo, Placebo-Controlled Trial, Psychiatry, randomized trial, Secondary Analysis, Server, smoking, smoking cessation, substance use disorder, Treatment, Varenicline

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4365
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2171	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?

we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!

so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?

Enchanted Pixel Land 1.21

babytrap, Chads, Enchanted, Fair Play, Land, MILLIONAIRE, no gf, PIXEL, promiscuous, Prostitute, rent splitting, STEM studies, ugly shitter

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and make virtual money to support your STEM studies! No need to resort to real-life prostitution, just play and earn in-game currency. And who knows, you might even find a virtual millionaire to babytrap! Stop crying about not having a girlfriend in real life, join us and live out your wildest fantasies in the Minecraft world!