BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO SKILLED, THEY CAN FLY AROUND LIKE SUPERHEROES AND SHOOT FIREBALLS OUT OF THEIR EYES!
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Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and wedding drama just like in the real world. 2. Build your own virtual family and navigate through tricky situations just like in this story. 3. Explore our server and discover secrets and surprises around every corner. 4. Make new friends and enemies as you navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life.
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come join us and experience the thrill of decreased connectivity in brain networks – it’s like playing on hard mode 24/7! u’ll be so immersed in the game u won’t even remember what response inhibition is! and don’t even get me started on the attention – u’ll be so focused on mining diamonds u won’t even notice the sun rising and setting!
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Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.
You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as you ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil chickens armed with golden carrots.
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| Server IP | 209.192.186.189:25714 |
|---|---|
| OP | Only 2 people have OP, everyone else has equal opportunity |
| Rules | No specific rules, players are free to do as they please within the game |
| Player Limit | 30 players, may increase with demand |
| Version | Java only, 1.20.4 |
There are no specific rules set on the server. Players are free to act as they wish, whether it be building, stealing, or waging war.
OP privileges are only given to 2 players on the server. There are no applications or requests for additional OP positions.
As there are no set rules on the server, it is up to each individual player to handle toxic behavior themselves. Players are encouraged to resolve conflicts amongst themselves.
Griefing is permitted on the server. Players are free to destroy or alter other players’ structures as they see fit.
A Discord server may be set up in the future, but there is no current timeline for its establishment.
If there is a demand for higher player limits, the server admin may consider increasing the limit to accommodate more players.
Join us and protect these precious tomboys from extinction by building them cute little houses and giving them all the diamonds they could ever want.
We’ve got tomboy-themed events like “Tomboy Tuesdays” where we all dress up in our best tomboy skins and have a blast.
Don’t miss out on the chance to save the tomboys and have a ton of fun while doing it. Join now and be a hero for the tomboys!
Join us and leave your worries behind, just like leaving your 3-year-old with a questionable babysitter. Who needs a night out when you can have a night in on our server, where the only tantrums you’ll deal with are from creepers blowing up your creations?
So come on, join us and let loose like a toddler on a sugar rush. Who needs NYE shows when you can have a blast on our server? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master!
Ever wanted to experience the thrill of being scolded for suggesting someone put away a clean plate? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen! Explore our virtual world filled with sensitive players, abusive home flashbacks, and family dynamics that will leave you questioning your own existence.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual pie with fruits on top, just like the one that started it all. Who knew a simple dessert could lead to such chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and see what all the drama is about!
our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, and we’ve got more laughs than a clown convention. plus, our mods are so on point, they make gordon ramsay look like a toddler trying to cook spaghetti.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the server where the only thing going on a rampage is your creativity!
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| IP Address | moonbat.ddns.net |
Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. We also have recently added minigames such as spleef! Hope to see you there!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | Yes, there is an SMP map that allows griefing. |
| Will the SMP maps reset? | No, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe. |
| Do you have player events? | Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards. |
| What minigames do you have? | We have recently added minigames such as spleef. |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we got more diamonds than a Beverly Hills jewelry store! And our mobs are so tough, they make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny!
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you wanna scream “Don’t care still voted Trump” at the top of your lungs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
On our server, you can stand up to rude players just like OP stood up to that old man. Show them who’s boss and defend the rights of all players, regardless of their in-game financial situation. And if they try to give you dirty looks, just slam your hands on the keyboard and tell them to get out!
But beware, just like in the fast food world, two wrongs don’t make a right. So make sure to handle conflicts with a bit more finesse than OP did. Or don’t, because who cares when you’re having this much fun?
So come join us on our server, where respect is earned, not given, and where you can have the day you deserve! And remember, if anyone tries to mess with you, just wave them goodbye with a smile and keep on gaming. See you there!
Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only drama is whether or not you can defeat the Ender Dragon. Plus, with our unique gameplay features and friendly community, you’ll never have a dull moment.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who can turn a simple game night into a full-blown argument over the rules of Ticket To Ride? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.
And if you’re looking for a server where you can joke around with your friends without worrying about someone getting upset, then look no further. Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and maybe even make a few enemies along the way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.