Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds and building your dream castle, when suddenly your sister swoops in and uses your name to buy a house. Why? Because her credit was as messed up as a creeper explosion!
But wait, there’s more! She sweet talks you into paying off some of your debt so she can get a bigger house, promising to sell it or get it out of your name in a year. Fast forward to the deadline, and she’s suddenly singing a different tune, wanting to keep the house for two years. The nerve!
And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, she starts throwing around threats about leaving your niece homeless if you don’t play by her rules. Seriously, who needs soap operas when you have our Minecraft server drama?
So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable financial decisions, and a whole lot of family tension. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
Join us and experience epic battles with flying pigs, lava surfing competitions, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
Need some advice on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft? Don’t worry, our resident expert, a talking chicken named Cluck Norris, is here to guide you through the ups and downs of blocky life.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
Join us and you’ll learn how to create the most fabulous and extravagant builds without any formal training. Who needs design school when you have our wacky community to guide you?
We have a secret underground society of blocky architects who will teach you the ancient art of pixel-perfect decorating. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself once visited our server and was blown away by our insane building skills.
So come on, join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft interior design industry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a gig decorating the virtual homes of famous Minecraft YouTubers!
we also have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for spaceship parts.
oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that drops unlimited fried chicken legs when you defeat it? yeah, that’s a thing on our server.
so, like, if you want a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft, come join us! every monster started as a baby, but they grow up to be the craziest creatures you’ve ever seen.
Join dis server and experience da coolest vibes ever! Build a house dat stays frosty in da desert, drive a car dat’s colder than your ex’s heart, or just chill with your homies in da coolest club around. Trust me, once you join dis server, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like livin’ in an ice castle, but without da risk of gettin’ frostbite. So what you waitin’ for? Come join da fun and stay cool, baby! 🥶🔥👌
Griefer server!
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| Overview |
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| We here at ValleyCraft are looking for dedicated players who would like to play on this season! We expect our players to be semi-professional in terms of building large bases and contributing to the shopping district. We value players who strive to build beyond what the average player would require. |
Thank you for joining ValleyCraft; hope to see you on soon!
P.S. The season is already underway, and as some players are weeded off for inactivity, we are looking for more. Eventually, we will have rebuilt our base of dedicated players!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I cheat or hack? | No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server. |
| Is griefing or stealing allowed? | No, griefing or stealing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations. |
| How often should I play? | We expect players to be active and play at least 3 times a week to maintain a sense of community. |
| What is valued in players? | We value players who strive to build beyond the average player’s requirements and contribute to the server’s community. |
