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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9887 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 469 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 732570 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!