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PRÖÖÖÖH !!! Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are so awesome, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. And that’s not all – our server is so epic, the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so full of surprises, one time a player stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you might just uncover the entrance to the mythical Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on delicious fire-resistant tacos.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible. PRÖÖÖÖH !!!

Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, HeckinCraft, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

SabotageCraftEU

#covert operations, cyber attacks, cyber warfare, Espionage, Europe, european security, foreign affairs, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kremlin influence., Kremlin meddling, political interference, Propaganda, Russian government, sabotage operations, SabotageCraftEU, security threats, state-sponsored attacks, subversion, The Kremlin

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures

Adventures, AMERICANS, anti-inflammatory properties, AntiInflammatory, Cancer, chronic inflammation, diet, disease prevention, food choices, health, health problems, healthy living, Heart Disease, inflammation, Lifestyle, Mediterranean Diet, nutrition, Prevention, pro-inflammatory diets, Risk, SpiceCraft, spices, wellness

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	127	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4919
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we serve up anti-inflammatory goodness like a Mediterranean feast for your virtual soul! forget about heart disease and cancer, we’ve got the spice to keep you healthy and thriving in the blocky world. plus, our pixelated landscapes are so stunning, they’ll make you forget all about those pro-inflammatory diets. join us now and start building your way to a healthier, happier life in the most insane minecraft server ever created!

🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clans, club, cs go, Deathrun, DONATORS, easter eggs, Egg wars, Fishing, grif, Hangout, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, holiday beach, Honest donation., Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prostitutes, Quake, Rare wipes, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, trampolines, Unique Plugins

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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mr6.FunnyMC.net

Lost at Sea MC: Forgetting to Breathe Since 1.21

Adventure, boss fights, Breathe, claim flags, Community, Crate rewards, custom abilities, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Dynamic Survival, EXCITEMENT, forgetting, Heads, in-game ranks, Land claiming, Lost, Perks, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Rtp, sea, Shop, smp, Sub-ranks, Tpa, Trade

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ores Mined:	658	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Blue Horizon Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to Blue Horizon, a vibrant SMP server that has set sail to bring you an unparalleled survival experience. Launched in August of 2024, our goal is to craft a community where every moment is filled with adventure and excitement.

Features:

A Dynamic Survival Experience	From mid to end-game, immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors!
Enhanced Quality of Life	Enjoy Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Claim Flags, and more!
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycle of new Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments!
Player-Driven Economy	Trade, create shops, sell items, or use the server’s shop to interact in the economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 ranks available for purchase with in-game currency, each with unique perks and collectibles.

Join Us:

Website: blue-horizon.tebex.io

Discord: discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA

Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join our server using the Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
Are there custom items on the server?	Yes, we have custom items, tools, and armors with unique abilities and enchantments
What is the economy like on Blue Horizon?	We have a player-driven economy where you can trade, create shops, or sell items at the server shop
What are the in-game ranks and how do I obtain them?	We offer 24 in-game ranks that can be purchased with in-game currency, each with its own perks and collectibles

BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server

20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, Argent Dawn, blockcraft, EU /wowg/ guild, GLOBO FOMO, humiliation ritual, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, NA /wowg/ guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, new cinematic, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, paladin, Server, the war within, Threads of Destiny, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Animals Bred:	89
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Paladin humiliation to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Paladin humiliation ritual edition, where we make Paladins do ridiculous tasks like dancing in front of a horde of angry chickens or reciting Shakespeare in their underwear.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive access to the latest WoW news, including the epic war within and new cinematic Threads of Destiny. Want to get your hands on some rare items from the October Trading Post? Join our server and trade with fellow players who have no restrictions on what they’ll pump into Tyrande.

And don’t miss out on our 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, where you can celebrate two decades of WoW with special events and rewards. Plus, join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more fun and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even witness a Paladin riding a pig while juggling flaming swords – anything is possible in our world of madness and mayhem!

The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

Android, Android phone, battery life, Best Specs, brand reputation, camera quality, comparison, design, Features, latest models, long-lasting, market, Minecraft, mobile, Performance, Phone, price, Recommendations, Smartphone, smp, Technology, user experience, user-friendly, Women

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

HolyWoofMC

Absurd, Abuse, ACCUSATION, Animals, atheists, baptismal font, barbaric, Blessing, Catholic, Church, complicit, consent, dog, holy water, HolyWoofMC, parents, patron saint, Priest, Request, Ridiculous, Saint Francis of Assisi

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP

best fruit, delicious fruit, exotic fruit, favorite fruit, fruit appreciation, fruit comparison, fruit debate, fruit discovery, fruit enjoyment, fruit enthusiast, fruit exploration, fruit lover, fruit ranking, fruit tasting, fruit varieties, FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP, healthy fruit, popular fruit, top fruit, world

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3342	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBribez

actions, BlockBribez, Choices, compromise, consequences, dark side, DESPERATE, Financial, Guilt, MONEY, moral bankruptcy, moral dilemma, Questionable, regret, regretful, Regrettable, sell out, selling out, shame, Unethical, worst thing

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!