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SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5217
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

CreeperParty21

21st birthday, ALE, Applebees, bar experience, Birthday Party, Black Forest Cake, Catholic, CreeperParty21, DND characters, Fallout, family, Grandma, Mall, Nuka cola, Plans, rejection, Ren Faire, sleepover, SOPHISTICATED, The Disaster Artist, the room, video game, wine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchantments Applied:	220	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of your grandma ruining all your epic 21st birthday plans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and celebrate your big day in style!

Instead of dealing with crazy Catholic grandmas, come hang out with a group of wild and wacky players who will make sure your birthday is one for the books. Dress up as your favorite Minecraft character, drink virtual ale, and have a blast exploring our virtual world.

Forget about boring old bars and video game themed parties, on our server you can have a Ren Faire celebration like no other. Who needs ale and Nuka Cola when you can have virtual potions and enchanted cake?

And don’t worry about getting taken advantage of by jesters or drunk corpses, on our server, the only danger you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper or falling into a pit of lava.

So ditch your grandma’s crazy plans and join us for the ultimate 21st birthday bash. It’s time to sneak out of the house and into the world of Minecraft where anything is possible!

NoChopActorMC SMP

acting jobs, Actor, Auditions, career, Casting, Entertainment, film industry, getting work, Hollywood, industry standards, LUCK, Mediocrity, NoChopActorMC, opportunities, Overrated, persistence, RANGE, smp, success, talent management, TALENTLESS, zero chops

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Who’s a player with zero building skills or redstone knowledge yet somehow keeps getting invited to our SMP? You guessed it – YOU! Join our server where the only requirement is a lack of talent and a love for chaos. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner derp, look no further than our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

BaseCampBugsAndMold

BaseCampBugsAndMold, brown water, environmental concerns, health hazards, health risks, housing inspections, housing maintenance, infrastructure issues, living quarters, Mice, military facilities, Military Families, military housing, military installations, military living conditions, military personnel, Mold, ROACHES, substandard conditions, U.S. military bases, unsanitary conditions

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	240
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	New Chunks Explored:	176910
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server it’s like a warzone but with blocks and stuff. imagine u r in a U.S. military base but instead of fighting enemies u r fighting mold, mice, roaches, and brown water. it’s like a survival game but with extra grossness. u gotta be tough to survive in this server, like a real soldier but with a pickaxe instead of a gun. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

ExciteCraft: Love & Boredom

authentic relationship, Boredom, comfortable, deep bond, emotional intimacy, ExciteCraft, EXCITEMENT, genuine affection, genuine connection, lasting partnership, long term relationship, love, meaningful connection, Mutual, mutual respect, Romantic Chemistry, shared interests, strong foundation, Thrill, True attraction, true love

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3831	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! You won’t believe the crazy adventures waiting for you in this wacky world.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on this server, you can ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch!

So come join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

🏰✨ Aeltheria ✨🏰 No-P2W, Just Say ‘Towny & Chill’, Just Fishin’ & Minecraftin’!

Aeltheria, arch, Architect, Avaloria, Chill, Cultivator, Eldoria, Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith, Elite Prospector, Equipment Wraps, Fishin, Fishing, Lorelei the Librarian, lumberjack, Minecraftın, Nop2w, Npcs, plushies, Premium Currency, Prospector, smp, Sunny the Greeter, Towny, twilight realm, unique worlds, Vanalia, Virtual Storage

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Welcome to Aeltheria

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Feature	Description
Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. Vanalia offers vanilla generation.
	Choose your path as an Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more. Climb the ranks and earn prestigious titles.
Immersive NPCs	Meet friendly NPCs such as Sunny the Greeter, Lorelei the Librarian, and Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith.
Unique Fish Textures	With nearly 200 custom fishing textures and a codex log to track your collection.
Earnable Premium Currency	Petals can be earned through gameplay activities like voting, ranking up, and chat games, or purchased to support the server.
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Use petals or crate keys to obtain cosmetic wraps for your gear.
Virtual Storage	Automatically store items when mined or broken from the first rank. Additional storage options available.
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase a Plushie Token with petals to trade for adorable plushies.

Join Us Now:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP: play.aeltheria.com
Are there different worlds to explore?	Yes, there are unique worlds such as Eldoria, Avaloria, Twilight Realm, and Vanalia.
Can I have multiple jobs?	Yes, you can experience multiple jobs from the beginning.
What can I do with Petals?	Petals can be used for cosmetic changes and can be earned through gameplay activities.
Are the Plushies tradeable?	No, the Plushies purchased using Plushie Tokens are not tradeable.

BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Fire Edition server is lit…literally! Join us for a blazing good time as you navigate through a world filled with fiery challenges and scorching hot adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a fire-breathing dragon? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Fly through the skies and rain down fire on your enemies while cackling maniacally. And if dragons aren’t your thing, how about taming a flaming horse that leaves a trail of fire wherever it goes? It’s like riding a majestic fireball!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fire Temple, where only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the fiery trials within. Rumor has it that those who emerge victorious are granted the power to summon a firestorm at will. Just imagine the chaos you could cause!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Fire Edition server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring some marshmallows…you never know when you might need to roast a few over the flames!

The Copalib Chronicles: A Minecraft SMP Adventure

144036797, Adventure, Chronicles, copalib, Minecraft, nessa cueca, porra, previous, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Star Shards Collected:	279	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical pair of underwear that granted them super speed and the ability to fly. Yes, you heard that right – underwear that gives you superpowers! And that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret. So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy surprises and wacky shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BralessCraft: Repairman Edition

#breastfeeding, AITAH, BralessCraft, cleavage, clothing, comfortable, controversy, Edition, fully covered, home, House, husband, infant, jiggling, large chested, Nipple, not wearing a bra, pants, repair man, repairman, see through, stranger, tshirt

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of being judged for not wearing a bra in your own house? Join our Minecraft server where you can let those puppies roam free without any judgment! Our repairmen won’t bat an eye at your jiggling assets, they’ll be too busy marveling at our virtual couches. Plus, we fully support breastfeeding mothers, so feel free to let those milk jugs flow while you game. No bras allowed, just pure comfort and freedom! Join now and let it all hang out!

AwkwardDateMinecraftSMP

awkward conversations, awkward date, awkward date experiences, awkward date stories, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward silence, AwkwardDateMinecraftSMP, cringe-worthy dates, cringe-worthy moments, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating fails, dating faux pas, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, embarrassing moments, funny dating stories, relationship mishaps, social awkwardness, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	222	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild date that never stops getting awkward!

Join us for a chance to experience crazy situations like accidentally proposing to a villager instead of trading with them, getting stuck in a never-ending loop of falling into lava, or trying to impress your crush by building a giant statue of their Minecraft skin only to have it come to life and start terrorizing the server.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, you might just find love in a hopeless place… or at least a really epic base.

Blocky Booty Call

blocky, BOOTY, Call, casual encounters, Casual Sex, Communication, consent, DATING, emotional connections, hookup culture, Intimacy, night life, one night stands, personal boundaries, Physical attraction, relationships, Self Discovery, Self-expression, sexual encounters, sexual health, Single life, social norms, spontaneity

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension Hops:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can have one night stands with blocks and mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your one night stand needs. Whether you’re into creepers, zombies, or even villagers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a wild night of blocky passion and adventure. Build a cozy love nest with your new blocky lover, or go on a romantic stroll through our pixelated landscapes. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in a stack of dirt!

So why wait? Join our server now for a night of unforgettable blocky romance. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?