You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
Imagine a world where every block you break is a symbol of your hard work and dedication, not just a stepping stone for someone else to brag about. Don’t let your sister steal your thunder, join our server and bask in the glory of your own achievements!
So come on over to our Minecraft server where the only thing we toast to is YOUR success. Say goodbye to feeling like the sidekick in your own story and hello to being the star of the show. Join now and let’s celebrate YOU in all your block-breaking glory!
Join us and leave all your friendship woes behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Build your dream world with like-minded players who just want to have a good time without any unnecessary drama.
Our server is the perfect place to let go of any toxic friendships and focus on what truly matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast! Who needs a friend who blocks you on social media when you can have a whole community of players ready to team up and conquer the Minecraft world together?
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for a truly epic adventure! Who needs a best friend when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!
if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. we got secret treasure hidden in da depths of da mines, dragons dat u can ride into battle, n a secret society of llamas dat control da server.
but wait, there’s more! we got a special event every week where u gotta fight off an army of evil chickens dat are tryna take over da server. and if u win, u get a special prize of a diamond-encrusted sword dat shoots out fireworks.
so what u waitin for? join dis server now n be part of da madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but who cares? it’s all part of da fun!
We’ve got more fake diagnoses than your Aunt has excuses for missing family gatherings. From imaginary diseases to fictional treatments, our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild (just like your Aunt’s imagination).
Join us and experience the thrill of calling out the fakers and exposing the frauds, just like you did with your Aunt’s bogus illness claims. Show off your detective skills and unravel the web of lies that rival even the most elaborate Minecraft builds.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the drama unfold in ways that even your Aunt couldn’t dream up (although she’d probably try to copy it)!
Forget about petty arguments over whose baby hit milestones first, on our server, the only babies you’ll see are baby zombies trying to attack you (don’t worry, they’re not real babies, just pixelated ones).
Join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a chicken. Trust us, it’s much more fun than dealing with competitive in-laws and passive-aggressive comments at family gatherings.
So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be competing against is your own creativity and imagination. Plus, we promise there will be no one trying to steal your thunder or upstage your virtual achievements. It’s a win-win situation!
On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from homophobic comments and stupid questions. No more threats over perfume smells or awkward encounters in clubs. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures.
And if you ever feel the need to tell off that annoying classmate, you can do so in the safety of our virtual realm without any consequences. Let out all your frustrations in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who doesn’t ask dumb questions or make offensive jokes. It’s time to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time.
Welcome to Albion Survival, a thrilling small-scale PvP Minecraft server set in the heart of the UK! Experience intense battles, strategic gameplay, and a vibrant community as you fight for survival. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a crafty builder, Albion Survival offers a unique blend of challenges and camaraderie. Join us now and prove your mettle in the ultimate test of survival skills!
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Overview |
| We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently. |
| The main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: |
| – GriefPrevention |
| – Sleep voting plugin |
| – Player item shops for trading |
| Two ranks “new” and “player”, no benefits |
| No warps, no /tpa, no /sethome |
| No Mojang chat reports |
| No McMMO or alike, no donation perks |
| The world will never reset |
| Land claiming |
| Player trading via signs (no adminshops) |
| 20% of players need to sleep to skip the night |
| All made in survival, including spawn area, etc |
| Lots of public farms |
Yes, this server is for players who are 18 years or older.
No, there are no donation perks or benefits that can be bought for real money on this server.
No, warps and /sethome are not available on this server.
No, the map will never reset on this server.
You can use the GriefPrevention plugin to protect your land with a golden shovel and allow certain players to build or access chests on your claim.
Yes, there is a close-knit community with events from time to time and players are always available to help each other.
This server is designed to feel like a vanilla experience with no added frills or perks. Players can focus on long-term projects and megabases are welcome.
Ever looked away for 5 minutes and come back to find your whole world turned upside down? Well, that’s just a regular day on our server! Our players are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant statues of fertility goddesses to taming feral polar bears and hypnotic cuttlefish.
But that’s not all – we have a whole cast of characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From dorky yanderes to hex maniacs, our server is filled with unique personalities that will make you laugh until you cry.
And if you’re wondering about relationships, don’t worry – all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner. So you know you’re in good hands!
So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted diamonds instead of leaves. Imagine chopping down a tree and getting showered with precious gems! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn roaming the forest, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle.
Oh, and did I mention the giant lava parkour course suspended in the sky? It’s not for the faint of heart, but if you can make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that turns you into a fire-breathing dragon for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to breathe fire on their friends in Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join Tribs 3.0 today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a mutant creeper, but that’s just part of the fun).
Join us for a wild ride through a town where the cows have taken over and are running for mayor! Watch out for the sheep gang that roams the streets causing mischief and mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the chicken uprising that’s brewing in the town square.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks, built by a player who claims to be a descendant of the legendary Dirt King. And rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind town!
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| Server Name | Phoxis |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.20.2 |
| Features | Custom races, Towny plugin, custom mobs, events, economy |
| IP | phoxis.mcraft.pro |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/4ksMbNC |
Phoxis is a small and active Minecraft server with a close-knit community. We enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience through custom plugins, including races, custom items, and crafting recipes.
Phoxis features custom races, such as Vampires, Lycanthropes, Angels, Demons, and more. Players can create towns and nations with the Towny plugin for alliances and wars. Custom mobs and bosses are also part of our server.
Events are hosted weekly, including Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles. Towny, economy, and multiple dimensions like the resource world and Nether are available. Elysium is our exotic world. Join our server to experience it all!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Queen, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat her in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt cooled) on our server!