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Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	8790	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	150

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

Johnny’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, anti-White, attention seeker, banned user, Christian, controversial, disruptive behavior, DIVISIVE, Internet Troll, Johnny, Johnny boy, johnny’s, Memories, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, old friends, Online Community, Provocative, shilling, smp, social media, spamming retard, troublemaker

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our SMP! We have everything you could ever want – from Jonny boy and his legendary spamming skills to anti-white Christian shilling that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming best friends with a creeper or starting a revolution against the Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the madness begin!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, attention seeker, Communication, Confrontation, creepy stalker, creepycraft, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Girlfriend, judgment, LEAVING, loyalty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perspective, Public, relationship, Server, shopping, Store, Support, Trust, validation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4875
Potions Brewed:	129	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and guessing what will happen next? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy adventure will come your way!

Join us for the chance to experience wild scenarios like being accused of stalking your own girlfriend in a grocery store! Who needs boring old quests and missions when you can navigate through misunderstandings and drama like this?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be called a creep by random strangers and have your girlfriend not even defend you! It’s all part of the fun and excitement on our server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us today! Just remember, always be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know what outrageous situation might come your way next!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Ashes Adventure

Adventure, aita, Apologize.., Argument, ashes, attention seeker, brother, Caretaker, cremated, dementia, Dinner, family, Jerk, lonely, mom’s ashes, mommas, relationship, torn, viewing, Visit, Wedge, Wife

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4728
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Looking for a server where family feuds and betrayal are the norm? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and mobs instead of actors.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, deceit, and unexpected plot twists. Will you choose to stand by your loved ones, or will you stir the pot and cause chaos like a mischievous Enderman?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where every block placed and every mob defeated is a part of a larger, more absurd story. Join now and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft: NoSisNoBliss

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, candid photos, fake fainting, family conflict, family drama, fire alarm, Heartless, medication, NoSisNoBliss, overreacting, pregnancy joke, Promotion, Proposal, romantic proposal, ruined moment, sister, spiked punch, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	796516
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Villages Defended:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of your sister ruining all your special moments? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise proposals or fake pregnancies here, just good old-fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your dream world without any interference from attention-seeking siblings. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious pranks and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your sister’s shenanigans.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a toxic sister when you have a whole Minecraft community to play with? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory on the most drama-free server around!

The Heem Minecraft SMP – Containment Thread Edition

Chat, Community, Containment, containment chat, containment discussion, containment edition, containment forum, Containment Thread, discussion, Edition, forum, Group Chat, heem, heem containment, internet, Minecraft, online discussion, online forum, smp, Talk, Thread, wgaf

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted golden apples, and even a secret underground society of talking pigs!

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a parkour course made entirely of lava, and a dance party every Saturday night at the village square!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life!

WeddingDramaCraft

Affair, blindsided, bombshell, Childhood, dad, different treatment, family secret, furious, huge secret, parentage, reaction, regret, Scene, shock, sister, split family, Understandable, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft, worst possible moment

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bombshells dropped are TNT blocks! Our server is the perfect place to avoid awkward family gatherings and instead focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Forget about ruining weddings with shocking revelations – on our server, the only thing you’ll be ruining is creepers’ plans to blow up your creations. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

FriendshipFiasco Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Closure, communication breakdown, Emotional healing, falling out, forgiveness, friendship, FriendshipFiasco, hurt feelings, introspection, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, Reflection, self-care, smp, support system, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Votes:	1502
Magic Items Found:	5442	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Oh, honey, let me tell you the tea! So, we were both on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And let me tell you, it was wild. We had epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground base where we kept all our stolen diamonds. But then, one day, my so-called best friend betrayed me. Can you believe it? He stole my enchanted diamond sword and tried to blame it on a creeper explosion. Like, seriously? So, I had no choice but to end our friendship and ban him from the server. And let me tell you, it was the best decision I ever made. Now, I rule the server with an iron fist and no one dares to mess with me. So, if you want to join this insane Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and diamonds are stolen, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockShock: Breaking Bad News

bad, BlockShock, BREAKING, breaking difficult news, breaking news, challenging conversations, communicating hard news, communication challenges, delivering bad news, delivering hard news, delivering tough messages, delivering tough news, difficult conversations, difficult discussions, emotional conversations, emotional news, handling tough situations, hardest news, News, sensitive topics, sharing difficult news, telling bad news, tough conversations

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3288	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Potions Brewed:	160

Have you ever had to tell someone that their pet rock ran away? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll experience on our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself asked for a VIP pass just to hang out with us. We have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato and epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon named Fluffy.

So, if you’re ready to break the news to your friends that you’ve found the most insane Minecraft server in existence, then join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Sandwich Bananza: The Not-So-Boring Minecraft Server for Adults with 1.21+ and Voice Chat!

1.21.1, active members, Adults, age range, Armor stand arms, Bananza, basic rules, Chat, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Discord, Friendly, Fun Events, Griefing, HermitCraft Inspired, Invisible item frames, Join, Minecraft, minimal addons, new players, NotSoBoring, Playerheads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Votes:	6154
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2793
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is 2 months old

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: Yes, the server is whitelisted

Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

A: The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages

Q: Can new players join?

A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the provided discord link

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Crafty, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, TGS demo gameplay, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	New Chunks Explored:	370443
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so insane, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at. From flying pigs to talking villagers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. Plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a pack of wolves ready to protect you from any Endermen that come your way.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events that are crazier than a creeper riding a minecart. From building competitions to treasure hunts, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games – they’re so fun, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Crypto King Minecraft SMP

70k USDT, altcoins, asset allocation, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Défi, digital assets, Digital Currency, ethereum, Financial Planning, Investment, investment strategy, King, long-term growth, market analysis, Minecraft, portfolio diversification, risk management, smart contracts, smp, Trading, wealth management

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3853
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about what to buy with your diamonds again! Our server is so wild that you’ll be trading diamonds for enchanted golden carrots, flying pigs, and even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of crazy economy anywhere else!

WalmartWarriorCraft

aita, Assistance, CHIVALROUS, customer service, Defending, Gender Roles, Help, labor policy, moral responsibility, OBLIGATION, on break, pregnant woman, Pregnant Women, public interactions, rude behavior, social norms, societal expectations, walmart employee, WalmartWarriorCraft, workplace etiquette

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	90	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Items Found:	1312
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with entitled pregnant women at Walmart? Well, join our Minecraft server where pregnant women can’t demand help from players on their break! Our server is full of chivalrous players who will only help you if you ask nicely and respect their boundaries. Plus, if you encounter any entitled individuals, you can just walk away without any judgment from us! Join now and leave the drama at the door (or at the end of the aisle)!

PandemicPickle – Minecraft SMP

economic impact, health concerns, hybrid learning, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, ongoing changes, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, post-pandemic, pre-pandemic, remote work, return to normal, school closures, smp, social distancing, societal shifts., supply chain disruptions, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	180
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire base into a giant statue of a potato. And that’s not even the craziest thing that’s happened here! We’ve had players ride pigs off cliffs, build secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even start a sheep rebellion against the cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mysterious creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s a glitch, others say it’s a curse, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

CompliCraft: Best Praise Ever!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dimension Hops:	8

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most epic compliment I ever got! So I was playing on this Minecraft server and someone told me my pixelated avatar looked like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a diamond-encrusted cupcake. Can you believe that?! I knew right then and there that this server was the place to be for all the cool kids. Join us and bask in the glory of compliments that will make your virtual heart swell with pride!