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  • CraftyKidsServer

    CraftyKidsServer
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 3835
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Emeralds Found: 8179
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

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    HEY KIDS! DO U WANT TO AVOID ANXIETY, ATTENTION ISSUES, AND HYPERACTIVITY?? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! PARENTS WHO SPEND TOO MUCH ON THEIR PHONES MAKE THEIR KIDS GO CRAZY, BUT NOT ON OUR SERVER! WE HAVE MAGICAL BLOCKS THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO! JOIN NOW AND SAY BYE-BYE TO ANXIETY!

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  • Sis’ Minecraft Server: No Stepkids Allowed

    Sis’ Minecraft Server: No Stepkids Allowed
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 8868
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even the most seasoned soap opera writers couldn’t dream up.

    Ever wanted to escape your own crazy family drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom’s messy love life and your stepdad drama. Build your own virtual family and create your own storylines that make even the Kardashians jealous.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free imaginary DNA test to determine your Minecraft lineage. Who knows, you might just find out that your blocky father is actually a Creeper in disguise.

    So why wait? Join our server today and become the hero of your own virtual family saga. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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  • Cheater’s Retreat

    Cheater’s Retreat
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 4622
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 251 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 152207
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

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    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re gay, straight, trans, or even a blocksexual (we don’t judge).

    Join us and escape the chaos of family life – no pastor-required conversion therapy here! Build your dream world with us and leave the real-world drama behind. Plus, our server is run by a friendly coworker-loving admin who will always have your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to endless blocky adventures!

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  • LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP

    LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 2957
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 50 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”

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  • MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!

    MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 6111
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2728 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

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    Remember that time you were building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain and a group of creepers decided to crash the party? Yeah, that was a blast. Or how about the time you accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers into your friend’s meticulously designed village? Classic.

    Join our Minecraft server for endless shenanigans and chaos that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic pranks to insane building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that only the bravest and craziest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

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  • GazaVaxCraft

    GazaVaxCraft
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 5124
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5921 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Votes: 4359

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    so like, u know how there’s always fighting in gaza? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we have PAUSES in fighting for POLIO VACCINATION! like, how crazy is that? come join us and help save lives while building epic structures in minecraft! who knew saving the world could be so much fun? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in more ways than one!

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  • 11YesWins

    11YesWins
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 6694
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

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    u wanna join dis server cuz it’s da bomb diggity, like seriously, u need 11 YESes or wins in a row for ultimate satisfaction, like who even does dat? only da coolest peeps on dis server, dat’s who. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground lair filled with cake and puppies. oh, and did i mention dat our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes? yea, u heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA. so what are u waiting for? come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a true minecraft legend on dis server!

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  • AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms

    AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 4617
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 155 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Towns Built: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

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    are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in your old age? come join our minecraft server and let the virtual world cure your depression! we have magical potions that will make you feel like a teenager again, running around and building crazy structures with your new friends. forget about alzheimer’s, on our server you’ll never forget where you put your diamond pickaxe! join now and start living your best virtual life!

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  • DiamondDiva Minecraft Server

    DiamondDiva Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 1903
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Runes Activated: 7 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because “The woman of the decade” server is here to shake things up!

    Join us on this wild ride where the entire server is run by a sassy, no-nonsense woman who rules with an iron fist (and a diamond sword). She’s been crowned the woman of the decade for her unmatched skills in building, PvP, and trolling unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of fierce wolves. Will you be brave enough to venture down there and claim your riches?

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, where legend has it a mystical unicorn roams free and grants wishes to those who can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join “The woman of the decade” server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Sukuna, AFO, Muzan Who? Is There a Single Diamond Miner Here?

    Minecraft SMP: Sukuna, AFO, Muzan Who? Is There a Single Diamond Miner Here?
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 1655
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6514 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the main villains go out in a pathetic and laughable way? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where every villain meets their end in the most ridiculous and hilarious manner possible. From Sukuna tripping over his own cursed fingers to AFO getting defeated by a swarm of angry chickens, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans will unfold. So come join us and witness the most epic and side-splitting battles in Minecraft history!

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  • CraftyBabyNames

    CraftyBabyNames
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 628
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Towns Built: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 263 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Potions Brewed: 131
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

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    Are you tired of family drama ruining your baby name plans? Join our Minecraft server where you can name your virtual babies whatever you want without any interference from nosy relatives! No more debates, no more compromises – just pure baby-naming freedom!

    Imagine a world where you can name your daughter Katherine without worrying about your sister stealing the name for her own twins. On our server, you can live out your baby-naming fantasies without any judgment or interference. Plus, you can build a virtual nursery fit for a princess named Katherine – no meddling family members allowed!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start planning the perfect name for your virtual baby girl. Who knows, maybe Katherine will become the most popular name in the virtual baby community – all thanks to you!

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