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SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Magic Items Found:	6466
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Lumber Jacks 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, Anime, Asa Cutasa, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, demon hunter, Denji, Devil, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Horror, JACKS, Lumber, Makima, Makima’s control, Manga, mappa, Pochita, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Potions Brewed:	132
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Emeralds Found:	1055	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while battling fierce mobs that are actually secret agents from another dimension.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question whether you’re actually living in the Matrix.

So why wait? Join now and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Just remember to bring your tin foil hat, because things are about to get weird.

HandiCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, building, carpark, Dinner, Dispute, Evidence, Faded, Friends, handicap space, handicraft, Marking, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, night, Parking, reserved parking, Restaurant, Server, Signage, Support, unmarked

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Farms Harvested:	864	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SoloCraft: ByeHubbyBye

anxiety, Boundaries, ByeHubbyBye, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, Decision making, family, finances, Friends, INDEPENDENCE, long-term relationships, Marriage, passive aggressive, personal growth, relationships, self-care, solo travel, SoloCraft, travel, vacation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a drama llama when it comes to traveling with your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual adventures without the stress of real-life travel drama.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and even fly without any anxiety whatsoever! No need to worry about passive-aggressive comments or last-minute cancellations – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our server is so affordable that even someone terrible with money can afford it! With no debt to accumulate and no need for spending money, you can focus on enjoying the virtual world without any financial stress.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your travel troubles behind. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate adventure right at your fingertips?

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Potions Brewed:	74
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are creepers blowing up your dreams of building the ultimate castle? Are skeletons shooting down your aspirations of becoming a Minecraft master? Fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as your diamond pickaxe becomes a magic wand that grants you unlimited resources and power. Say goodbye to boring old survival mode and hello to a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Don’t let anything stop you from being successful on our server – except maybe the occasional accidental lava bath. Join now and start your epic journey to greatness!

MeloniCraft: No Greenland for Trump!

Alliance, BELIEF, cooperation, Diplomacy, force, Government, Greenland, international relations, italy, leadership, Meloni, MeloniCraft, messages, Négotiation, panama canal, Peacekeeping, Politics, strategy, trump, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so liek, come join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got all da best stuff, like seriously, we got more diamonds than Italy has pasta! and if u join, u can be part of our secret mission to stop Trump from takin over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of creepers and zombies. we gotta build a giant wall around Ukraine to protect it from his evil plans, but don’t worry, we got plenty of TNT to blow up any bad guys that come our way. so grab ur pickaxe and come join us on this wild adventure, cuz together we can save the world, one block at a time!

AC-less Survival Land

ACless, air conditioning, air quality, Availability, climate change, emergency department, emergency preparedness, environmental health, environmental justice, exposure, health risks, healthcare disparities, Heat Waves, Land, lower income areas, Pollution, public health, respiratory conditions, respiratory health, respiratory illnesses, Survival, vulnerable populations, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

So, like, this server is LIT, literally! We got so much cool stuff going on, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that joining our server actually reduces your risk of getting wrecked by wildfire smoke? It’s true! Our virtual air conditioning system is so top-notch that you’ll be breathing easy while everyone else is coughing up a lung. Plus, our emergency department is always open for all your respiratory condition needs. So come on over and join us, because staying cool and healthy has never been so fun!

Servergopsdd Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Cool, Creative, Fun, Gaming, kind admins, Lazy, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Server, server description, Servergopsdd, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Towns Built:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Star Shards Collected:	290

it’s cool here, kind admins

Server666gopsdd3.aternos.me:48791

Cops Poc Backwards 1.20.5

1.20.5, abbreviation, acronym, backwards, Community, cop, Cops, funny, humor, internet, law enforcement, meme, mfw, Minority, poc, Police, reaction, Reverse, social media, trend, viral, word reversal, wordplay

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! Why should you join? Well, get this – cop spelled backwards is poc! Mind blown, am I right? But wait, there’s more!

On this server, you can build the most epic structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and battle creepers like a true warrior. And guess what? We have a secret underground club where we dress up as pigs and dance to dubstep!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, cop backwards is poc – it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods, bro.

WorkHrsWoes Minecraft Server

burden, Career Growth, childcare, day care, Expectations, financial limitations, household chores, income, Job Search, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, new mom, Promotion, relationship dynamics, Sacrifices, Selfishness, Server, Support, Wife, work hours, WorkHrsWoes

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Votes:	181	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Animals Bred:	50

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can leave all your adulting problems at the door and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can escape from the chaos of real life. Need a break from taking care of kids and household chores? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild.

Forget about financial limitations and career pressures, on our server, the only limit is your imagination! Explore new lands, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing work and family life.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft journey! Who needs a promotion when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the craziest Minecraft server around!

DivorceCraft: AITA Edition

aita, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, DivorceCraft, Edition, Emotional Abuse, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, Family secrets, fiscal abuse, Guilt, Infidelity, moral dilemma, Nonbinary, parental responsibilities, parents divorced, seeking validation, self-blame, teenage struggles, trust issues

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Looking for a place to escape from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself, no matter who you are. Plus, we have a strict no emotional or fiscal abuse policy – so you can game in peace without any toxic behavior.

Join us and meet other players who have their own crazy stories to share. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft soap opera! But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So come on over and join our server for a gaming experience like no other. Just leave the family drama at home – we’ve got enough of our own to keep things interesting!