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Crafty McDerp’s Autistic Adventure Land

Adventure, attempts, autism, Autismo, autistic, confused faces, Crafty, faces, hurt, Land, literal responses, lonesome nature, lowest totem of society, McDerps, mfw, normies, power, Responses, retard strength, seethe, slick words, society, strength, Words

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Villages Defended:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	19

Are you tired of being the lowest totem of society? Do normies constantly seethe at your lonesome nature? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner autismo and rise to the top!

Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting normies with your literal responses and autistic strength. Watch as their feeble attempts to bring you down fall flat, leaving them confused and seething even more.

Don’t miss out on the chance to show the world that being different is your superpower. Join our server now and unleash your autismo in the most epic way possible!

> Be Me Minecraft Server

awkward situations, Be me, guys with their lovers, handsome af, happen to you, mate guard, Minecraft, not interested in used goods, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

The Power of Rings SMP

bad writing, biggest pile of shit, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing ending, disappointing sequel, frustrating, lackluster, poorly executed, power, Rings, rings of power, ruined series, s2, smp, terrible acting, terrible character development, terrible plot, unwatchable, Waste of time, wasted potential, worst episode ever, Yesterday’s episode

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

NoRegretsMC SMP

cherished memories, creating new memories, Exciting adventures, first time experiences, fresh starts, memorable events, new beginnings, NoRegretsMC, Nostalgia, precious moments, re-experiencing magic, recapturing wonder, recreating happiness, rekindling joy, reliving memories, reliving the past, revisiting the past, sentimental journeys, smp, special occasions, treasured experiences, unforgettable moments

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Villages Defended:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

WeirdoCraft

bizarre actions, bizarre school incidents, eccentric classmate, eccentric schoolmate, odd school moments, odd student, peculiar incidents, peculiar kid, quirky student, School days, school memories, strange behavior, strange school memories, unforgettable moments, unforgettable school encounters, unforgettable school experiences, unique classmate, unusual behavior, weird kid, weird school stories, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

accident, Chinese, Classified, Defense, defense department, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, Military, military technology, naval operations, Navy, nuclear attack submarine, nukecraft, sank, SECURITY, Server, SINK, submarine warfare, swim, Technology, U.S. officials, Underwater

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Villages Defended:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

BlockyBandits, brutality, charity funds, Conflict, crime, extremism, gaza, Gazan mother, Hamas, Hamas terrorists, injustice, LAUGHING, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, Palestinian, Raiding, Terrorism, terrorists, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

bisphenol, Blood, breast milk, Chemicals, consumer safety, contamination, environmental pollution, food packaging, hair, health risks, human blood, humans, Industrial Chemicals, metals, milk, PFAS, phthalates, public health, toxic compounds, ToxicCraft, toxicology, Toxins, volatile organic compounds

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	575
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with less dragons and more enchantments! Join the fun today!

beginner kit, Buildings, Conquer, CrazyEnchants, Discord, dragons, Dynmap, Enchantments, Essentials, Facebook Page, Fun, Game, Government, Griefprevention, income, Iperios, Join, Laws, meets, Message, Minecraft, Ranks, Resources, Silkspawner, smp, Staffer, Starter information, Support, Territories, Thrones, Today

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the discord and follow the instructions provided to set up your nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks.
Can I join an already created nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join an already created nation by contacting the leaders of that nation through the discord channel.
What are Geopolitical resources and how do they work?	Geopolitical resources in the game can be conquered through in-game camps and used to expand the power and territory of your nation.
Is there a list of all available plugins on the server?	Yes, the server uses plugins such as Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants for enhanced gameplay.
How can I get whitelisted to join the server?	To get whitelisted, you need to join the discord channel and request whitelist access from the server staff who will guide you through the process.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Ban, Bleach, ichigo, is.., kai, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PALS, PIXEL, Problem, regular hollow, rukia, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Supernatural, Tite Kubo, Zanpakuto

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old regular hollows in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have BAN KAI hollows that will blow your mind! Join now to experience the epic battles and crazy adventures that come with facing off against these insane creatures. Who knows, you might even unlock your own BAN KAI powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Join us now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there.

All Might Pizza Minecraft SMP

All Might Pizza, Apology, catch up, creepy, Detroit Smash, drink, Iida, invite, Kacchan, lash out, love hotel, Minecraft, Ochako, pizza, plus ultra, pro-hero, sex, Shift, smp, Sorry., Todoroki, WOMAN, world’s greatest hero

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7003
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Welcome to All Might Pizza, where we serve up slices of justice and extra cheese! Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to Detroit Smash your tastebuds with our legendary pizza creations.

But wait, there’s more! Rub elbows with pro-heroes like Ochako and witness epic love hotel shenanigans with Kacchan, Iida, and Todoroki. Who needs a hero license when you can have a slice of the action in our crazy world?

Don’t worry if you’re not invited to the love hotel, there’s plenty of fun to be had in our SMP. Build your own hero base, battle mobs with your superpowers, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for All Might’s pizza sauce.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at All Might Pizza SMP for a Plus Ultra day of adventure and laughter!