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Crafty McDerp’s Autistic Adventure Land

Adventure, attempts, autism, Autismo, autistic, confused faces, Crafty, faces, hurt, Land, literal responses, lonesome nature, lowest totem of society, McDerps, mfw, normies, power, Responses, retard strength, seethe, slick words, society, strength, Words

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of being the lowest totem of society? Do normies constantly seethe at your lonesome nature? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner autismo and rise to the top!

Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting normies with your literal responses and autistic strength. Watch as their feeble attempts to bring you down fall flat, leaving them confused and seething even more.

Don’t miss out on the chance to show the world that being different is your superpower. Join our server now and unleash your autismo in the most epic way possible!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

action, Adventure, Anime, chapter, Crafting, cursed, CURSES, Demons, ENERGY, gojo satoru, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Leaks.., Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, Manga spoilers, Readers, Server, shonen jump, sorcerers, Supernatural, weekly shonen jump, yuji itadori

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4121	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Villages Defended:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and become part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. That’s right, talking cows. Need I say more?

– Our server has a hidden dimension where you can battle giant chickens for epic loot. Who wouldn’t want to fight a chicken the size of a house?

– We have a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower entirely out of TNT. It’s both beautiful and terrifying.

– Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game: a block of cheese. Yes, cheese. It’s worth more than all the diamonds in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft?

WienerCraft: The wurst German Minecraft server ever!

Ancestry, culture, deutsch, deutschland, Diversity, Europe, european union, German, hebrew, heritage, History, Identity, Language, Liberating, linguistic, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, polar opposite, Proud, Server, Traditions, WienerCraft, Wurst

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a laugh? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft!

Join us and experience the freedom of being a German in a virtual world. Build giant pretzels, ride pigs wearing lederhosen, and shout “Schnitzel” at the top of your lungs! And don’t worry, we promise there will be no Hebrews trying to rain on your parade.

Our server is a wild ride from start to finish. From fighting off zombie sausages to exploring a pixelated Oktoberfest, there’s never a dull moment. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your inner German shine! Oompah loompah! 🥨🍻🇩🇪

Magic mc s2

19163, 4Fun, Ip:, Magic, magicmc, mc, Minecraft, Play, s2, Server, to, uk

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Meteorites Collected:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Server IP: play.magicmc.uk.to:19163

play.magicmc.uk.to:19163

Theatria VS Hypixel

Adventure, alliances, Boundless, building, Community, Conquest, dynamic, Economy, Enchanting, Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, Immersive, Legendary, Magic, MCMMO, Mini Games, mystical, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Emeralds Found:	1918
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Server	Hypixel	Theatria
Community	Large and active	Established and friendly
Custom items and enchants	Available	Available
Economy	Available	Own economy
Map resets	Occasional	No map resets

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the community?	Hypixel has a large and active community, while Theatria has an established and friendly community.
Are custom items and enchants available?	Both Hypixel and Theatria offer custom items and enchants.
Is there an economy system?	Hypixel and Theatria both have an economy system, with Theatria having its own economy.
Are there map resets?	Hypixel has occasional map resets, while Theatria has no map resets, ensuring that your progress is safe from start to finish.

CraftyAnon’s LOLz Server 917417644

20th Century, anti-Semitic, Arthur Butz, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, controversial literature, CraftyAnons, denialism, Genocide, Historical revisionism, hoax, Holocaust denial, Holocaust hoax, Holocaust literature, Holocaust revisionism, lolz, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, pseudohistory, revisionism, Server, world war II

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for a chance to uncover the biggest hoax of the 20th century – and no, we’re not talking about Bigfoot riding a unicorn. We’re talking about uncovering the truth behind mysterious disappearances and secret government experiments.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just make sure to bring your tin foil hat – you’re gonna need it.

LimbusCraft – Where the only limit is your imagination! #1474

Butler Ishmael, Chief Butler Ryoshu, Clock Orange Road, countdown, Current Extractions, download links, Edgar Family, Ego, FAQs, General guide, imagination, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Limit, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Emeralds Found:	1126
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – watch out for those sneaky reflections!

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad – it’s a wild ride full of twists, turns, and time-bending shenanigans. And don’t forget about our upcoming extractions, where you can help us capture the elusive Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael – they’re slippery little devils!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers, surprises, and a whole lot of chaos as you navigate through this interconnected world.

So what are you waiting for? Download our server on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Join us on this wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky mirrors). See you on the other side!

Xeetyz s minecraft

Bank, Crates, Discord, Economy, Jobs System, Land claiming, marriage system, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Shop, Shops, Survival, Vote Rewards

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2542
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	195	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Discord to Server Sync: Communicate and view all stats from the server right on the Discord Channel!Land Claims: Claim blocks, the more you play, the more you can claim.PvP: Survival and PvP EnabledMarriage System: Get married to other players, interact with private chat, hug and kiss using shift + right click.Crates Systems: Receive keys when voting using links from vote-links or in-game /voteEconomy: Economy uses Virtual $ Currency.Jobs System: Get a job out of 12 current jobs and get paid!Bank System: Visit the bank to do all your banking transactions!Shop System: Visit the shop to buy the stuff you need!Parkour with a Crate where you can earn BIG amount of cash for completing the parkour once a week!

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Crafty Chaos: Don’t Mess with Steve

Allies, assertive, AUTHORITY, Chaos, CONFIDENT, Connections, Crafty, don’t mess with me, dont, fear, Friends, high places, influence, influential, intimidation, loyalty, Mess, Powerful, Protection, Respect, steve, strength, Support, TOUGH, Warning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of blocky land!

Join us if you want to hang out with a group of players who have connections to the Minecraft gods themselves. Need diamonds? No problem, just ask our resident Ender Dragon for a loan.

But beware, we have a strict “no creepers allowed” policy. One time, a creeper tried to sneak onto our server and ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for the creeper…

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. And remember, don’t mess with us – we have friends in high places, you know. 😉

Blocky Butt-Kickers: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Gamers Who Know the Answer to ‘What is the definitive video game controller?’

answer, blocky, ButtKickers, classic, Competition, console, controller, Definitive, design, Entertainment, Ergonomics, Evolution, FUNCTIONALITY, Game, Gamepad, gameplay, Gamers, Gaming, gaming industry, innovation, Interactive, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, MODERN, Nostalgia, Server, Technology, Ultimate, Video, video game

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4856
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	39
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mines Excavated:	2679	Star Shards Collected:	233

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old controllers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic and outrageous controller you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a controller made entirely out of diamonds and enchanted with the power to summon dragons at your command. That’s right, forget about joysticks and buttons, on our server, you control the game with pure magic!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn through the Nether? No problem! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience gaming like never before. Who needs a boring old video game controller when you can have one made of diamonds and magic? Let the epic adventures begin!

Seqozmc

COM, Discord, Minecraft, Multiplayer Survival, seqozmc, Server, Shop, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	259	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Server IP: seqozmc.com

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