Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!
But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.
| A | Default Prisoner |
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| B | $25,000 |
Rules include no PVP, no swords or potions, and no bows.
Join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.
There are multiple ways to earn money such as fishing, farming, and mining.
Yes, there are PvP zones where you must sell your ores in the Commissary.
Yes, you can join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison.
If you break a rule in front of a Guard, they may attempt to kill you or send you to Solitary Confinement for 5 minutes.
Join us and you’ll be swimmin’ in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”.
We got so many epic players, you won’t even know what hit you.
And the builds? Oh man, they’re so mind-blowing, you’ll question reality itself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
Picture this: a pregnant player, her ex-boyfriend from South America, and a baby due in May. Will they reconcile in time for the birth, or will the baby be born into a world of blocky drama? Join now to find out!
Experience the thrill of managing virtual finances, dealing with lack of emotional intelligence, and navigating rocky relationships all while building your dream blocky world. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain causing chaos?
Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft soap opera ever! Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the blocky drama, join today!
Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual household with two retired relatives, K and O. But wait, there’s a twist! A wild relative, A, has moved in unexpectedly and is causing chaos. Will you be able to navigate the drama and survive in this crazy household?
Join our server for the ultimate challenge – dealing with family drama in Minecraft! Build your own virtual doorknob with a key to keep A out, or team up with other players to plot against the troublesome relative. Will you be able to stand your ground and assert your boundaries, or will you be labeled as the “asshole” for not wanting A around?
Don’t worry, you can’t just move out of this virtual household – the only way out is to face the challenges head-on and come out victorious. So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience unlike any other!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a castle made entirely of TNT? Sure, why not! Create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).
So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they’re always up to something.
so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who tells you that you’re the chosen one to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who’s been terrorizing the land. but get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood dragon who just wants to open a bakery and sell cupcakes to all the players. so you have to team up with the dragon and help him achieve his dreams while also building epic castles and battling other players in epic pvp battles.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and have a good time? yeah, it’s wild. and every full moon, a herd of unicorns comes prancing through the server, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and skeletons trying to ruin the fun.
so if you’re ready for an adventure of a lifetime, join our server and become part of the hogwarts letter crew. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, Sir Oinksalot gives out free bacon to all new players. what more could you ask for? come join us and let the magic begin! 🐷🔮✨
imagine logging into the server and being greeted by a group of koalas having a tea party or playing a game of hide and seek. it’s like a real-life disney movie, but in minecraft form!
if you’re tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but blocks and zombies, then come join us for a koala-filled adventure that will leave you laughing and smiling for days. plus, rumor has it that the koalas are secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant treehouse paradise. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the cutest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knew koalas could be so entertaining?
| Features | Description |
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| Always Online, Never Reset | Your creations are here to stay—what you build today will stand for years! |
| Perfect Balance | Enjoy quality-of-life perks like brewing, safari nets, infinite tools, and more while still facing exciting challenges. |
| Epic Adventures | Explore unique dungeons, take on powerful bosses, and earn exclusive loot with custom weapons, tools, armor, and enchants. |
| Engaging Outposts | Fight mini-bosses, unlock lore, and experience content perfect for solo adventurers! |
| Play Your Way | Earn money through farming, crafting, mining, trading, or opening a shop—it’s your choice! |
| Cross-Platform Friendly | Play with friends across platforms and versions! We have Group Chats, Claim Sharing, and easy teleportation commands like /TPA. |
To join the Charged Gaming SMP server, use the Server IP: mc.chargedgaming.net on your Minecraft client.
Yes, the server is always online and never resets, ensuring that your creations will stay for years to come.
Yes, the server is cross-platform friendly, allowing you to play with friends across platforms and versions.
Yes, the server offers unique features such as custom weapons, tools, armor, and enchants for epic adventures.
You can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u to engage with the community and stay updated on server events.