Attackshorts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Farms Harvested:	485	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2778
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2584
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Magic Items Found:	8576
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Votes:	7181
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?