So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story. So, like, Ukraine decided to attack this Kazan factory in Russia, right? And, like, it totally messed up their aircraft production! So now, all the Russian planes are like, flying all wonky and stuff. But fear not, my fellow gamers, because on this server, you can build your own epic planes and fly them without any interference from pesky Ukrainians. So come join us and let’s soar through the virtual skies together! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!
KazanCraft: Ukraine vs Russia
DroneCraft: Attack on RusHub!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING russian military industrial hubs!!! just 600 miles away from ukraine! it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form! join now to experience the adrenaline rush of dodging drones and blowing up military bases! plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of such a crazy and chaotic world? don’t miss out on the fun, join today!WoollahraCraft: Anti-Israel Arrest
yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.plus, we got this crazy story where a woman got arrested for attacking Israel in Sydney, but don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they have beef with entire countries.
so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the best minecraft server in the universe!
NatoAttackCrafters
come join our epic minecraft server where we build russian tanks and rearm faster than you can say “nato is shook”! we’re preparing for a possible attack on nato but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our epic minecraft skills. join us for crazy battles and insane strategies, you won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what are you waiting for? join now before putin steals all the diamonds!Pocket Fat Heart Attack
come join our minecraft server where we celebrate all the fat hidden inside your muscles! forget about BMI or waist circumference, we only care about those juicy intermuscular fats.we believe that the more fat you have stored inside your muscles, the stronger and more powerful you are in the game. it’s like a secret superpower that only our players possess.
imagine being able to survive any battle or conquer any obstacle simply because of the fat hiding in your muscles. it’s like having a built-in shield that protects you from harm.
so if you want to level up your minecraft game and become the ultimate warrior, join our server and embrace the power of intermuscular fat. trust us, you won’t regret it!
CreeperCopters: Not Just for Russian Trainees!
So like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and BAM! Russian trainee pilots start hunting Ukrainian civilians in the game! It’s like a crazy virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and bizarre gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, you might even get to ride a flying pig into battle. Yeah, that’s right. Flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!EilatMissileMayhem
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got houthi rebels causing chaos and firing missiles at central israel but don’t worry cuz we got diamond armor to protect you from their attacks lmao. come build your base and fight off these crazy rebels while collecting epic loot and exploring our insane world. join now for a wild adventure like no other, you won’t regret it!KyivCraft: Not Just for Russian Airstrikes!
lol so like, if u dont wanna get blown up by russian airstrikes, u should totally join our minecraft server instead! like, who needs real life drama when u can have virtual fun, amirite? plus, our server has like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and u can build a house made out of candy. also, one time a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everyone had to wear banana costumes. so like, if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and enter a world of pure craziness, join our server now!Pig Organ Prank Wars
come join our epic minecraft server where we trick tumours into thinking they’re pig organs! our scientists have mastered the art of disguising cancerous cells to confuse the immune system. it’s like a crazy game of hide and seek but with life-saving consequences! join now and help us eliminate tumours while having a blast in the world of minecraft. who knew saving lives could be this fun?Mob Siege – CTF
A Capture the Flag game mode server where you can place down mobs to defend and attack. Join the discord server to chill and suggest potential update ideas.
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