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Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Emeralds Found:	7779	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!

Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	33
Endless Night Skies:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, the golems on our server decided to go on strike because they were tired of just fulfilling their duties. They wanted to rebel and cause chaos! But fear not, brave adventurer, because we need YOU to come and restore order to our land. Will you be the hero we need to defeat the rebellious golems and save our server from destruction?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, an attack on Israel is an attack on Ame-ACK! That’s right, we take geopolitics very seriously here. So come join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue. See you in the game!

CraftyLies: The PISRAEL Minecraft Server – Where Lies are the Building Blocks of Fun!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Towns Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than an Israeli airbase? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the “iron dome” can’t protect you from the fun! Join us for a blast of a time as we blow up blocks and build epic structures that will make you say “WOW, that’s the bomb!” Don’t miss out on the action – join now and experience the most explosive Minecraft server around! #Boomtastic #MinecraftMadness #ExplosiveFun

Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchantments Applied:	261	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.

Block Titans: Attack on Steve

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Gabi. Legend has it that Gabi once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And on her birthday, the entire server threw her a party so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to join the fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and talking sheep that give out free enchanted gear. Plus, every time you log in, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with the Minecraft theme song.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Happy Birthday Gabi, and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

LOLcraft: The Future is NOW!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Votes:	6904	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Potions Brewed:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a turkey attacking American troops with American weapons in the Middle East? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got turkeys armed to the beak with diamond swords ready to start WW3 in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of turkey shenanigans. Who knew gobblers could be so dangerous? Join now before the feathers start flying!

KGB Craft: Where Putler sends sleeper agents to attack your blocks!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of getting attacked by Putler and his sleeper KGB agents in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to fend off these sneaky spies! Build fortresses, gather resources, and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against the forces of evil. Who knew that the key to defeating Putler was through the power of blocky building and pixelated combat? Join us now and show those KGBs who’s boss!

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

Blocky Blunders: Tel Aviv Edition

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Farms Harvested:	895	Void Armor Forged:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a nuke hitting Tel Aviv? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll blow your mind (but hopefully not literally like that nuke). Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected explosions (just kidding…hopefully). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Minecraft Madness: The Mandingo Edition

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	281
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers is the timeline! Join us as we navigate through crazy events like Iran threatening to attack in 48 hours. Who knows, maybe CERN changed the timeline again and this is all just a glitch in the matrix. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast building and surviving with us before the world potentially ends in 2 days. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some apocalyptic fun!

Crafty Creeper Crew: No griefing, just good vibes and building!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	194	Void Gems Collected:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and mobs!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Want to mine for diamonds? Well, on our server, the diamonds mine themselves and jump into your inventory!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself! Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even a few friendly zombies.

So why waste your time on those “noo good” servers when you can join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you in the game!

Boomers vs. Zoomers: The Ultimate Minecraft Showdown

Boomers, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, cultural norms, intergenerational relationships, Mentorship, mentorship benefits, mentorship customs, mentorship dynamics, mentorship expectations, mentorship experiences, mentorship in different cultures, mentorship in different societies, mentorship in society, mentorship in various cultures, mentorship practices, mentorship roles, mentorship traditions, mentorship values, Minecraft, older male mentors, showdown, traditional mentorship, Ultimate, zoomers

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	63	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2436
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you’ll be greeted by our team of older male mentors who will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their infinite wisdom and dad jokes.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, older male mentors aren’t just there to help you build epic structures and survive against mobs. They also host weekly knitting circles where you can craft pixelated scarves and sweaters for your in-game character.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, our older male mentors are known for their legendary storytelling skills. They’ll regale you with tales of their epic battles against the Ender Dragon and how they once tamed a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a bone and a dream.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magic of older male mentors like never before!

Crafty Dicks – Where Minecraft meets questionable website reviews

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	8652
Holy Grails Found:	5	Villages Defended:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged pandas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of cake and cookies. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

BaguetteCraft: Where the only thing getting chopped is creepers!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world.

Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even a French butcher selling pork got kidnapped and beaten for it! And guess what? He made TikTok videos about it!

On our server, you can sell anything you want, from halal to pork, without fear of being kidnapped by mysterious men in a van. And if anyone dares to attack you, just tell them to come see you in the game!

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll have your own crazy story to tell about your time on our server. Just remember, it’s all about learning to “live together” in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Crafty Husbands Minecraft – Where Men Get Allowance and Women Rule the Train on Women’s Day!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Falling into the Void:	0	Animals Bred:	171
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a totally wacky way! Join us and experience a world where gender inequality doesn’t exist because all the creepers are actually feminists fighting for equal rights!

Forget about the stereotypes of Japan, on our server, women rule the land and foreign players are welcomed with open arms (and diamond swords)! You’ll never feel off again once you join our crazy community where anything is possible, from building giant sushi houses to riding on flying pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of surprises and laughs?

Crafty McCraftface Adventures

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet! Our community is full of crazy characters like a talking cow who gives out free diamonds and a zombie who moonwalks while attacking creepers.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like a weekly dance party at the Nether disco and a treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may not actually exist).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyN00bs: Where NVfags go to cry

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of being a boring NVfag in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from your mundane existence! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why be a NVfag when you can be a legendary hero on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Covenants: Where witches brew potions and creepers run scared!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Votes:	323
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1699	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where Bitcoin is the currency of choice and dumb contracts are the norm. Say goodbye to boring old functions and hello to standardized functions that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – we have a special event where if Biden frees Julian Assange, you’ll receive a special in-game reward that will make you the envy of all your friends. Who knew that politics and Minecraft could mix so well?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of history in the making. Who knows, maybe one day history will mark your decision to join our server as one of the greatest achievements of all time!

Crafty Femcel Adventures: Man-Hunting Edition

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Want to level up your flirting skills while also building epic structures? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to approach a player who looks just like you and compliment them in the most outrageous way possible. If you succeed, not only will you gain 1-2 extra points, but you’ll also have the chance to invite them to your virtual wedding in-game! Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and start practicing your pick-up lines for the ultimate Minecraft love story!

CraftyCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have a history of defeating all the big boys – Nazis, Swedish Empire, Napoleon, NATO, and even America in the Cold War! We even took down Ukraine in 2014 like it was a walk in the park. Russia bows down to our Minecraft skills, so join us and become part of our unstoppable team. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to conquer the virtual world!