| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 366 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 6409 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1072 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 185 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7859 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2593 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 8769 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 162 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
like, one time, this dude built a giant chicken that shot fireballs out of its butt. it was, like, insane, man. and then there was this other time when a player rode a llama into battle and took out, like, ten other players with just a carrot on a stick.
and, get this, we have this secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts and, like, the winner gets a pet dragon or something. it’s, like, so wild, bro.
so, if you want to join a server that’s, like, out of this world crazy, then, like, come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4608 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2785 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2982 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9495 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 75 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4027 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 7444 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.
plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.
so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1312 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9760 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Join now for the most explosive gameplay you’ll ever experience! Build your own oil refinery and watch out for those pesky Ukrainian drones. Will you be able to defend your precious resources or will you fall victim to a surprise attack? Only one way to find out – join the chaos today! And remember, on this server, anything can happen, even a Ukraine drone strike halting operations at a Russian oil refinery. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4171 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4495 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4318 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1279 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 466 | Magic Items Found: | 6413 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.
Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!
mc.politone.one
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9211 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 172 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3534 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 3457 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2770 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2805 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1173 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 9804 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8360 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1048 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2730 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 202772 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!
