yo, so like, germany be like “oh snap, putin be talkin smack, we gotta be ready for anything!” so they come up with this wild plan, right? they gonna build subway bunkers all over the place, like you can just hop on the train and boom, you safe underground. and they gonna ration out the food, like no more snacking whenever you want, you gotta wait your turn. and get this, they gonna make everyone join the army, like you wake up one day and bam, you a soldier now. and if things get really crazy, they gonna evacuate the whole dang country! so come join our minecraft server and see if you got what it takes to survive like a true german soldier! it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!
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Putin’s Panic Room Minecraft Server
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PalestineCraft – Houthis vs Israel
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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got houthis attacking Israel with missiles called the Palestine! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, fam. Imagine dodging missiles while trying to build your epic base, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a missile attack, you get a special power-up that lets you fly like a superhero. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure ever! Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🚀🔥 #MinecraftMadness
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PuppyPvP: Doggone Dangerous Gaza Fun
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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than Hamas killin’ IDF combat dogs and riggin’ ’em to kill troops in Gaza! Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ laser beams outta their eyes, and creepers wearin’ top hats and monocles. Plus, our admin is a literal unicorn who grants wishes to anyone who finds the magical rainbow block. So come on and join the fun, before the chickens start a revolution and take over the server!
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LeftistCraft Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more thrilling than a political scuffle? Join our server where the only thing getting stabbed are creepers! Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.Forget about left wing extremists and political drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be taking down are mobs and building epic structures. Plus, our PvP battles are so epic, they make the scuffle in Mannheim look like child’s play.
Join now and experience the adrenaline rush of surviving in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
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Heart Attack: The Minecraft Server No One Can Escape!! [Java 1.20.2 Edition]
1.20.2, Active, Adventure, Attack, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Edition, Escape, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Friendly, Fun, Heart, java, Medieval, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, virtual![Heart Attack: The Minecraft Server No One Can Escape!! [Java 1.20.2 Edition]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank14.jpg)
HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview
Overview HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Does the server ever reset? The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. Are there pay-to-win paid perks? No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks. What are some features of the server? Resource worlds (resets monthly), Live map, Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech, Pet system, Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy, Land Claiming, mcMMO, Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc, Marriage plugin, /wild (random teleport) command, Leaderboards with a wide range of categories. What are some technical details of the server? Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia, Uses Purpur, Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback, Difficulty = Hard, Main world is 90,000 * 90,000, No automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers, entity cullers, and the like. Where can I find more information? Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net, Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net, Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules, IP: play.hearthcraft.net, Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net
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ParisCraft Server: LOLlympics Edition
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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that’s more exciting than the Olympics in Paris? Well, look no further because on our server, there’s always something crazy happening!Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding action and epic battles like never before. We promise you won’t be bored because there’s always the possibility of a surprise attack…but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, the only question is how big the next attack will be! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and unpredictable world. See you there, brave adventurers!
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CraftyCampusCapers
501(c)s, Alon Abishoor, arrest, Attack, attempted murder, college campuses, CraftyCampusCapers, Criminals., da, fbi, fraudulent, idf, investment LLCs., Israel, LAPD, money laundering, Mossad, pro-Zionist, real estate, thugs, ucla, US citizens, violent, wealthy familyLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of pro-Zionist thugs beating up protestors with metal poles? Look no further! Join our server where you can team up with your friends to take down corrupt CEOs and IDF members in epic battles that will make your heart race faster than a LAPD helicopter chase!Unleash your inner warrior as you fight against injustice and uncover money laundering schemes that would make even the most seasoned detective’s head spin. Build your own empire and watch out for shady real estate companies and investment LLCs lurking in the shadows.
Join now and be a part of a community that stands up against corruption and fights for what’s right, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips? Let’s go, gamers!
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Teacher’s Desk Doodles Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as dissecting a pop star? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to explore a world where gravity weapons are a thing, high powered magnets are used for villainous deeds, and sketching pretty Jewish women in secret is just the beginning of the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server? Join now and brace yourself for the unexpected!
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Zombie Apocalypse Funland
action, aggression, Apocalypse, Attack, Combat, Confrontation, Crashing, Defense, Fight, force, FUNLAND, ground, Impact, Intensity, Murder Drones, Nori, power, Slaps, strength, Technology, Uzi, violence, zombieWelcome to our Minecraft server, where the PvP battles are so intense that even Nori’s slaps can send players flying! Imagine the sheer power behind those slaps if they can take down someone wielding an Uzi. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness Nori’s legendary slapping skills in action. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about surviving in this wild and wacky world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to withstand Nori’s mighty slaps!
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Jersey Shore Creeper Invasion
aggression, Attack, blow up, Chaos, creeper, crime, danger, Destruction, explosive, fear, illegal, Invasion, Jersey, law enforcement, New Jersey, Panic, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, shore, Terrorism, threat, violence, WarningWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to blow up New Jersey in the most epic way possible! Why waste your time building boring old houses when you can join us in creating chaos and destruction in the Garden State?Join us for insane PvP battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land of New Jersey with your explosive skills. Who needs diamonds when you have TNT at your disposal?
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the authorities while plotting your next big explosion. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server around. Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, because things are about to get wild!
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Bear Attack Minecraft Madness
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic battle between a strong independent woman and a bear! Will she triumph over the furry beast or will she become its next meal? Join now to find out and maybe even lend a hand (or a pickaxe) in this wild showdown! Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can witness nature’s ultimate showdowns on our server? Join now for a front-row seat to all the chaos and craziness!
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Heart Attack: The server where you can lose both your diamonds and your sanity!
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HearthCraft Server Overview
Feature Description No-Griefing Economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store Server Age Since October 2018 World Reset Never. World dates back to July 2019. Live Map Live Map FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)
Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?
A: No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on HearthCraft.
Q: Are there resource worlds on the server?
A: Yes, there are resource worlds that reset monthly.
Q: What plugins does the server use for protection?
A: The server uses CoreProtect for block logging and inventory rollback, along with InventorySaver for rare cases.
Q: Can players claim land on the server?
A: Yes, there is a land claiming system available for players.
Q: Is there a marriage plugin on the server?
A: Yes, HearthCraft has a marriage plugin for players to use.
Q: What is the server’s IP address?
A: The IP address for the server is play.hearthcraft.net
Q: Where can I find the server rules?
A: The server rules can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules.
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Creepin’ and Craftin’ – ‘dropping bombs’ Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’re dropping bombs…literally! Ever wanted to blow up your friend’s house without facing real-life consequences? Well, now you can! Our server is equipped with explosive TNT that you can use to wreak havoc on your enemies (or friends, we don’t judge).But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of explosive-loving creepers. Can you survive the chaos and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and craziest players will come out on top.
Join us for epic battles, insane explosions, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know when someone might drop a bomb on you…literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our explosive Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin!
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Hack Attack: WTF is this server’s problem? LOL
#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, Attack, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Hack, incredulity, Irritation, lol, long trail tag, Problem, rant, Servers, vexation, what the fuck, WTF
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west saloon on steroids!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flaming arrows while riding a pig through a maze of lava pits. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to explode!
And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of Chuck Norris himself. Rumor has it that whoever wields it gains the power to banish griefers to the Nether for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be sure to watch out for that one player who insists on building giant statues of Steve’s head everywhere. Seriously, what the fuck is that hack’s problem?
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❤ ArtMine ❤ – We are waiting for you in Minecraft PE server Minecraft
ArtMine, Attack, badwars, blocks, Clans, Crossbows, donation services, Donations, Economy, elytras, Empty, explode, Lobby, Logic, mechanisms, Minecraft, mobs, No Dupe, online counter, pe, Pirate, Portal, Private, PvP, Redstone, Server, Spawn, Spears, Survival, Vanilla
Login possible from versions 1.1-1.20
What do we have?
1. All new items: crossbows, elytras, spears, etc.
2. All redstone mechanisms work.
3. All mobs + they have logic and can attack and explode)
– And –
– ability to log in from version 1.1-1.20.70
– additional portal for 100 people
– completely new spawn
– from the lobby you can immediately get into badwars
– online counter in the server selection menu
– and also all mechanisms and blocks work
– and all donation services were transferred
All this and much more awaits you on the server!
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Crafty McCraftface: Where decisions are as easy as pie!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties (they’ve got some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons too).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers!
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Crafty McCraftface – Noobs Welcome!
Allies, Attack, Bibi Netanyahu, China, communist, Crafty, enemies, Freemasonry, iran, Iranian government, Israel, Jews, McCraftface, military hero, nazi, Noobs, protestors, Qasem Soleimani, russia, trump, world wars, Yahoodis, zionistWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience world wars between two branches of Freemasonry! Join us as Russia, Iran, and China battle it out as the Communist branch against the Zionist West, who are the Nazi branch. But wait, there’s a twist – the top level of the Iranian government are actually Yahoodis (Jews) pretending to be enemies of Israel while secretly being Bibi Netanyahu’s biggest fans!Come witness the epic showdowns and crazy alliances unfold as the Yahoodi Freemasons in Iran play both sides to save their own skin. And don’t forget about the wild conspiracy theories – like how every time a military hero like Qasem Soleimani is taken out, it’s all part of a master plan to protect Israel and throw a lifeline to Bibi.
So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaos, drama, and absurdity of our Minecraft world wars! Who knows what insane stories and outrageous reasons to join you’ll encounter next.
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WeebCraft: Where Obsessive Gamers Unite!
action anime games, action-packed, anime fan, anime powers, anime worlds, Childhood Dream, Combos, daily play, dream fulfillment, escapism, FANTASY, Gamers, Gaming Community, immersive gaming, Obsession, Obsessive, power fantasies, Practice, role playing, unite, virtual adventures, virtual reality, Walks, WeebCraftAre you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of having epic anime powers and fighting off evil villains with insane combos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the closest thing you’ll get to living in an action anime game!Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can unleash your inner anime hero. Whether you want to master the art of sword fighting like a samurai or harness the power of elemental magic like a wizard, this server has it all. Take on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and save the day in true anime fashion.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest anime fantasies. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden power within yourself and become the ultimate anime hero!
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PixelmonPityParty
Adventure, Anime, aspirations, Childhood, Competition, consequences, Defeat, Digging, Disappointment, dreams, Failure, Garbage, Journey, League, Life, LOSING, PixelmonPityParty, pokemon, Reality, Training, video games
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally escape the fate of becoming a garbage digger after losing the Pokemon league! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with wacky quests and absurd challenges.Ever wondered what it’s like to ride a llama while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Explore our custom-built world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.
But that’s not all! Join our community of players who have all been banned from other servers for reasons ranging from building giant statues of themselves to accidentally setting the entire world on fire. Embrace your inner chaos and let your creativity run wild!
So why waste your time digging through garbage when you can join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!
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The Blocky Banter Brigade
banter, blocky, Brigade, Communication, Connection, Country, culture, current events, debate, discussion, dynamics, family, Group Chat, ignore, Messaging, Opinions, Political, relationships, RELATIVES, Social, society, Technology, whatsapp groupAre you tired of being ignored in your family WhatsApp group when you drop some spicy political takes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all your crazy conspiracy theories and outlandish opinions! Join us and be the king of the chat as you regale us with tales of lizard people and government cover-ups. Who needs real-life drama when you can stir up trouble in a virtual world? Join now and be the center of attention for all the wrong reasons!
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CraftyCreeperz: DMCAsaurus Rex Edition
Anycolor, ar live, artists, CONTENT, Copyright, CraftyCreeperz, Creators, dmca, DMCAsaurus, Edition, enforcement, Guidelines, Images, Infringement, intellectual property, Legal, NijianjiEN, ONLINE, Protection, rex, social media, takedown, twitter, VIOLATION
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where we have epic battles, crazy builds, and even a secret underground lair where players can battle it out for ultimate supremacy. But beware, our server has a strict no-image-posting policy – we’ve had to start DMCAing Twitter users who dare to share images from the NijianjiEN’s AR Live. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with our admin team – they’re like ninjas, but with ban hammers instead of swords. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of Anycolor!
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Crafty Souls: The Ultimate Action-Packed MMO Minecraft Server!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mix of Dark Souls and Devil May Cry on steroids! Get ready for some intense action combat that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.But wait, there’s more! Our server has a unique Japanese-inspired theme that will transport you to a fantasy world like no other. Picture yourself battling epic monsters with samurai swords and ninja skills, all while exploring mystical landscapes straight out of a Shangri La Frontier dream.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of MMOs like never before. Who needs boring old Minecraft when you can have a wild adventure like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of a little excitement, that is).
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KangarooCraft: Where even the creepers are more polite than that guy
Australian, baby, bondi beach, CREEPERS, deadly, Father, Girlfriend, guy, hoe, ironic, KangarooCraft, Killed, Mall, man, Police, Polite, security guard, Son, Stabbing, stabs, Sydney, Targeted, White Man, WomenLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget about real-life drama. Join us for a chance to stab creepers instead of innocent people. Our community is so inclusive, even zombies are welcome! Plus, we have a strict “no stabbing” policy, so you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some virtual memories together!
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TrannyCraft: Where even the creepiest encounters can lead to epic adventures!
acceptance, Adventures, attraction, confusion, Creepiest, cute, dick, ENCOUNTERS, Epic, Exploration, Gay, Gender Identity, Identity, lead, LGBTQ, non-binary, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, sexual orientation, Sexuality, taboo, tranny, TrannyCraftJoin our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns! You never know who you might meet, like a shape-shifting unicorn or a talking cactus. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and creepers. Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you – come join us today!
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HagueCraft: Where International Justice Meets Pixelated Adventure!
Accountability, Adventure, consequences, criminal charges, EXECUTION, Geneva Convention, Hague, HagueCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, international court, international law, Justice, justice system, Legal System, meets, pixelated, political leaders, punishment, trial, tribunal, united nations, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, world leadersWhat if I told you that on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where we bring in famous historical figures and make them duke it out in epic battles? Imagine watching these two dudes, one with a crazy mustache and the other with a funny haircut, fighting to the death in pixelated glory. Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we recreate history in the most ridiculous way possible. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join us now!
