so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!
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TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server
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Greens Gone Bad: Vintage News Attack
hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! our server is so lit, even herobrine is jealous!
we have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that is as tight as a creeper’s grip on its last explosion!
come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs real life when u can have all the fun in minecraft land?
so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
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DniproCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the Red Cross had to suspend operations because it was just too intense! Apparently, some players went all berserk and attacked the Dnipro office, like what even?! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server. Join now for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become a legend for causing mayhem in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, because this server is not for the faint of heart!
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BusStopBrawlMC
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild ride through a world where racist girls get their comeuppance! Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the virtual world, building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of racist girls try to attack an Asian woman at a bus stop in Birmingham, UK. But guess what? The woman turns out to be a secret ninja warrior and she totally kicks their butts with her mad skills! It’s like a crazy action movie, but in Minecraft form! So come join the fun and see what other insane adventures await you on this server! Let’s goooooo! 🤣🤣🤣
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GrainCraft: Russian Missile Mishap
come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own grain ship and avoid getting hit by russian missiles in the black sea! sail the high seas with your friends and watch out for those sneaky missiles trying to ruin your day. who knew farming could be so dangerous? join now for a wild ride filled with explosions and chaos!
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MoscowDroneMayhem
Yo yo yo, dis server be crazier than Ukraine launching 144 drones on Russia, targeting Moscow and key regions! Join us for a wild ride through blocky madness and chaos like you’ve never seen before!We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that sell you the dankest loot in all the land. Our moderators are like ninja warriors, ready to battle any trolls or griefers that dare to mess with our epic creations.
Come build a castle in the sky, ride a llama into battle, or just chill with your homies in our pixelated paradise. This server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on speed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky shenanigans begin!
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DroneCraft: Moscow Mayhem
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE UKRAINE FIRING DRONES ON RUSSIA LIT. WE GOT OVER 140 DRONES READY TO BATTLE IN MULTIPLE REGIONS, EVEN MOSCOW, YO. IMAGINE PLAYING MINECRAFT WHILE UKRAINE IS OUT HERE WRECKING SH*T WITH DRONES. ONLY ON DIS SERVER, FOLKS. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS. #DRONESQUAD #UKRAINEONFIRE #MINECRAFTLITTY
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JavaJoltGrieferGoneAU
so, like, if u wanna escape the crazy news and drama of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we promise no hot coffee attacks on babies here, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is so lit that even the foreign national who did that crazy stuff in australia wanted to join, but he had to flee the country cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness. so, like, if u wanna be part of something so epic that criminals are running away, come join us! let’s build and mine and laugh together, cuz ain’t nobody got time for hot coffee attacks here!
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UndergroundCraft: Ukraine vs Russia
Yo, on this server, we got more drama than a soap opera in Ukraine! We mourn the dead from major Russian strikes, but don’t worry, we’re gonna respond with some underground weapons production! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like a TNT block in a creeper’s face. Who needs peace when you can have war in Minecraft? Come join the madness and help us fight back against those pesky Russians with our secret weapon stash. Let’s show them who’s boss in this virtual world!
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DroneCraft67: Ukraine vs Russia
lol ukraine be like “russia wtf bro” and russia be like “lol watch this” and send 67 drones to attack like they playing a real life game of minecraft. but u know what’s better than real life? MINECRAFT SERVER WITHOUT DRONE ATTACKS. come join our server where the only thing attacking you is a zombie trying to steal your diamonds. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you gotta solve riddles to find it. trust me, it’s worth it. so join now before russia decides to send drones to your house too.