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BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

BlockyCraft, Minecraft, Mr, Mr X, Server, Sleeping, ssh

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6777
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Towns Built:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

actions, Analysis, Batman, confusion, dc comics, Enigmatic, Hero, Intentions, Interpretation, Jokers, Meaning, Minecraft, motives, Mystery, perplexing, Plot, puzzling, Shenanigans, smp, speculation, Storyline, The Joker, Villain

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

21f, animal cruelty, cleanliness, county dump, cruel and unusual punishment, DAUGHTER, Emotional support, Empathy, family, Help, legal trouble, neglected animals, parenting, physical distance, probation, Promise, PunishCraft, punishment, room, shower, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

all time, animated classics, animated favorites, animated series, beloved characters, best animated series, best cartoons, CartoonCraze, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite cartoon, favorite childhood show, iconic cartoons, Minecraft, most loved cartoons, nostalgic shows, smp, timeless cartoons, top animated shows, top cartoons, top favorite cartoons, ultimate cartoon.

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	537838	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

BlockBusterBlues

Bleak, BlockBusterBlues, Dark, depressing movie, Desolate, Despair, emotional, gloomy, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Mainstream, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, sad film, Somber, sorrowful, soul-crushing, tearjerker, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Votes:	8028	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

MicroCraftMedicine

accomplishment, achievement, American biologists, award, biology, discovery, genetics, GROUNDBREAKING, Honor, innovation, laureates, Medicine, MicroCraftMedicine, MicroRNA, Nobel Prize, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, research, RNA, Science, scientific breakthrough

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

betting odds, Campaign, campaign strategy, CollapseCraft, collapsing, CONSERVATIVE, election, election odds, election predictions, gop, Minecraft, political betting, political chaos, political turmoil, Politics, president 2024, presidential race, re-election, republican party, Server, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2366
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	766

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Emeralds Found:	5044
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

Banquet, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, compassion, dad, Dilemma, dining out, eating out, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, favorite restaurant, food allergies, food choices, HangryCraft, Resentment, Restaurant, sibling bond, Steppie, stepsiblings, stepsiblings’ mom, uncle

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Buildings Constructed:	32
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchantments Applied:	184	Mines Excavated:	3495

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.