Attack of the BTeam Minecraft Servers

Attack of the BTeam Minecraft Servers

  • ProudHabitMC SMP

    ProudHabitMC SMP
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 9962
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SoberCraft

    SoberCraft
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 9829
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

    Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

    So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tiny Human Craft

    Tiny Human Craft
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 3156
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

    Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

    So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting Meth Madness

    Crafting Meth Madness
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 5163
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2TMC

    2TMC
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 4961
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Crops Grown: 3909
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name 2TMC
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Age Requirement 21+
    Location NA-based, open to players worldwide
    Discord Required with mic for voice chat

    Overview:

    Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

    Data Packs on the Server:

    • anti enderman grief
    • afk messages
    • better item frames
    • … (full list provided in text)

    Fabric Mods on the Server:

    • armor poser
    • audioplayer
    • clumps
    • … (full list provided in text)

    Server Rules:

    1. Be Respectful
    2. No griefing, stealing, or cheating
    3. Non-Destructive Pranks allowed
    4. … (full list provided in text)

    Interested in Joining?

    If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

    Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

    A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

    A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

    Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

    A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

    Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

    A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

    Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

    A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

    Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 2565
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Dimension Hops: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Farms Harvested: 692 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

    WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 1490
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 5775 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

    Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 7094
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 8649
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Zombie Dances: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

    Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

    So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

    MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 9749
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

    Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

    Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP

    SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 222
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 934 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Players Killed by Monsters: 9310
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server I found by accident but now I can’t stop playing on it! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. I swear, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and come out victorious. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a bunch of skeletons in leather pants. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a fever dream come to life. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the land of madness and mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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